*re-reads*
No dude, it sounds like it's Xbox One
The "OH NOS I ONLY REPORT BAD NEWS FOR XBOX ONE" is Cboat being sarcastic at the critics who say he's some anti-MS leaker.
He was sarcastically saying how he only reports bad news then posted that, so it seems like a good push for it happening.
lol...I can't believe that missed that. My bad guys. Sounds like a awesome feature if it turns to be true