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Beautiful thread.
catfish said:just chill with him man. Check out this possum I met in Australia.
Pete the party possum
he was MAX RELAXED
Reseil said:Did we lose the OP? I fear he may have fallen prey to the evil oppossum whilst he was trying to retrieve pictorial evidence of the beast.
The Australian "possum" and the American "opossum" are unrelated species so named because of their resemblance.Eteric Rice said:Your opossums are definately different than ours.
Down here in Louisiana, say you see a dead cow on the side of the road. If you were to hit that dead cow with a stick, you would see tons of opossums come out of the cow's ASS. They literally eat things from the inside out.
They're mean. We had some eating our chickens THROUGH A FUCKING WIRE FENCE.
And they are definately not chill. They have fangs, razer sharp fangs that would fuck up your shit if you put your hand near it.
Do not fuck with opossums, they are usually quite mad bro.
soultron said:OP is a moron and this is a joke thread. Anyone who lives out in "bumfuck" or the boonies would know that opossums are extremely dangerous. Rabies are a definite concern, and having teeth that are sharp enough to slice you are another concern.
Call animal control or a pest exterminator at once. If this is even a real thread.
http://www.opossumsocietyus.org/frequently_asked_questions.htm#Do%20opossums%20carry%20rabies? said:Question: Do opossums carry rabies?
Answer: Any mammal can get rabies. However, the chance of rabies in an opossum is EXTREMELY RARE. This may have something to do with the opossums low body temperature (94-97º F) making it difficult for the virus to survive in an opossums body.
Keyser Soze said:This made me think of PossumGAF
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:lol :lol This thread is gold! Gold! :lolClydefrog said:The opossum probably bit OP's extension cord that powers his house. He's truly fucked now.
Reseil said:Of course the OP did say he was going to sleep, a perfect opportunity for the creature to strike!
Eteric Rice said:Your opossums are definately different than ours.
Down here in Louisiana, say you see a dead cow on the side of the road. If you were to hit that dead cow with a stick, you would see tons of opossums come out of the cow's ASS. They literally eat things from the inside out.
They're mean. We had some eating our chickens THROUGH A FUCKING WIRE FENCE.
And they are definately not chill. They have fangs, razer sharp fangs that would fuck up your shit if you put your hand near it.
Do not fuck with opossums, they are usually quite mad bro.
Commodore_Perry said:I used to get opossums and raccoons at my house in Seattle. Give them cookies. They like cookies.
Hello,
Someone I know has for some reason left his doors/windows/both open (he lives in the middle of the woods/nowhere) and an opossum ended up in his bathroom. He told me about it, I did not know what to do! I read your FAQ, and it talks about using a trash can. He does not have one and he can't put his house in the bathroom because of....well...you see what I did there?
Anyway, so he has the opossum in the bathroom, he said he was going to go to bed and tell me what happened at 9:30am this morning. I have not heard from him. I don't even know if he closed the bathroom door while the opossum was in there.
#1) Should I be worried? Is it possible he is dead/kidnapped, or possibly rabid now? Should someone take him out behind the shed and put him down if so?
#2) Assuming he is alive, which at this point we won't, would the killer opossum steal anything? I'm not even sure he has anything worth stealing since he apparently lives in a windowless/doorless hut in the woods, but hey...I like free stuff. Just wondering if I should even bother with making the trip if there's not going to be anything left.
If you could respond ASAP, I would appreciate it. This is kind of urgent.
Thanks,
Snuggler said:Where are the pics we were promised? OP failed us.
Please please please tell me you actually sent thatHorsebite said:
Absolutely! I am awaiting a reply!The_Technomancer said:Please please please tell me you actually sent that
Combichristoffersen said:OP is resting soundly in the possum tummy by now
Snuggler said:It probably has separated his body into several chucks and it's pups are feasting on his innards as we speak. At least his sacrifice isn't in vain, the possum family will probably feast on his remains for a good week or so.
Eteric Rice said:Down here in Louisiana, say you see a dead cow on the side of the road. If you were to hit that dead cow with a stick, you would see tons of opossums come out of the cow's ASS. They literally eat things from the inside out.
:lolTek said:I suppose if someone whacks the OP's dead body with a stick then a family of possums will come out of his ass
Tek said:I suppose if someone whacks the OP's dead body with a stick then a family of possums will come out of his ass
Tek said:I suppose if someone whacks the OP's dead body with a stick then a family of possums will come out of his ass
:lol no love for this post?SolidusDave said:It was his cat all along!
Snuggler said:Where are the pics we were promised? OP failed us.
GillianSeed79 said:Sorry, checking in. I actually got called into work this morning. I'm supposed to be off, but two people called in sick. I'm leaving now to go try and snap a photo. Give me 20 minutes or so.
GillianSeed79 said:Sorry, checking in. I actually got called into work this morning. I'm supposed to be off, but two people called in sick. I'm leaving now to go try and snap a photo. Give me 20 minutes or so.
Keyser Soze said:This made me think of PossumGAF
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