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[ClosingADoor]

Can we just pick 3 and one person takes one for the team? Or does everyone lose their souls?

 

[Xun]

I'd probably go with 2 to be honest.

I don't want to be stuck on an island.

 

[DustyVonEric]

I'd go with two.

I don't want to live on an island forever and eternal damnation doesn't sound fun.

.

 

[Spyder_Monkey]

Is this a Dark Souls reference?

 

[ArgyleReptile]

The dinner options for #1 suck, so I guess I'm choosing #2.

Though, I'm pretty sure we're all going to die of malnutrition anyway with this choice.

 

[SargerusBR]

Two. I don't want to live forever with people that enjoy pineapple on pizza.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

Two, hands down.

If I died, at least I died trying.

 

[Razorback]

3. What is a soul? What's it for? He can have it.

 

[Fudgepuppy]

2.

That way there will be less people to argue about tipping.

 

[SliceSabre]

2

I look forward to the ensuring war with other people.

 

[DoomGyver]

Can we just pick 3 and one person takes one for the team? Or does everyone lose their souls?

I'll sacrifice myself, I don't think I could handle living on an island full of gaffers for seven years, let alone forever. I get a statue though.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

2

 

[Fliesen]

A Rock Island Devil appears and gives you 3 options to survive:

1) As long as you pray, the Devil will serve you 3 meals a day and keep you healthy. The same, plentiful meals every day for the rest of your life. No help will arrive. Everyone lives.

2) The Devil will give you a fishing net and an everlasting bonfire. They tell you Help will arrive in 7 years. People may die of sickness, starvation and disease.

3) Promise the Devil your souls and he'll repair your ship. You will feel the searing pain of your soul ripping out of you. Everyone lives, but at the cost of guaranteed eternal damnation.

Majority must agree on an option.

Uhm, 2 of course. IF we make it off the island alive, we have a source for infinite Energy, that's gotta be worth something, right?

But seriously, "living on a desolate, rock covered island, 3 meals a day" doesn't sound like a fulfilling life, i'd rather take my chances with option 2.

Also, option 3 strongly assumes that we have souls and that there's an afterlife, so if you accept that premise, i don't see why anyone would pick 3.

 

[JoeNut]

NUmber 2, we get off the damn island and the strong will survive

 

[Jimnymebob]

2, and we kill any idiot who said 1 for sustenance.

 

[saturnine]

Fucking hell at the number of people voting 2. This is why we can't have nice things turkey burgers.

 

[cyress8]

#2 - We have a chance to minimize the negatives if everything goes well. Or even negate it completely since you said "may die".

 

[ArgyleReptile]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1448441

7 years is a long time folks...

 

[Greedings]

Number 3).

All of eternity in hell is better than any amount of time on an island with OT gaf.

 

[teh_pwn]

Option 2. Channel the collective asses of thousands of gaf dudes on the bonfire and create a fire so large NASA sees it. Trump ignores, Canada rescues immediately.

 

[turmoil]

1

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

I'm trying to figure out if being trapped with all of you on an island would increase or decrease the amount of times people ask for bizarre advice.

This might effect my answer.

Once the topic of tipping comes up we'd probably just kill each other anyways.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

I vote for option 2 and then I spend all day and night praying that I end up on that bonfire rather than having to spend 7 years on an island with the rest of you degenerate fucks. Actually no, I swim out to sea and let the sharks devour me.

NUmber 2, we get off the damn island and the strong will survive

It's GAF. There are no strong.

 

[Shadybiz]

I'd go with 2. I'm semi-decent at catching fish, and I can't be around all these gaffers' 10 inch dongs for the rest of my life; I'd be too jealous.

 

[sandkiller]

Option 2 - Better try my luck

 

[Queen Vulpix]

I'm fearful of options 1 and 2, since the majority of OT is male I feel some of them them might get "thirsty" being deprived of internet and all that and that makes option 3 a tempting option >_<

Its a rock island. There isn't much resources to build with, unless you decided to repurpose the ship.

If you can repurpose the ship, couldn't you instead use parts of it to make a raft or something to try and leave the island? If the ship is large enough to carry all of OT surely there are plenty of furniture, wooden, other materials on board to make a few rafts or such to try and find help. You mentioned that we'd have enough food to last the first few initial weeks so clearly the ship is stocked with normal supplies that any ship would be.

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

Secret option #4: we kill the devil and become the rulers of Hell.

Nuh uh, ive watched Supernatural, I know how that ends.

 

[Limit]

Option 3, hands down. Because if it is 100% confirmed that supernatural entities exist on this planet then there has to be a way to counteract this deal. I am sure something can be done with a soul less body of mine. Give it out for rent to other entities, for instance. In exchange for some powers, services, promises, what have you.


Let's make a deal devil.

 

[Violet_0]

I'm fearful of options 1 and 2, since the majority of OT is male I feel some of them them might get "thirsty" being deprived of internet and all that and that makes option 3 a tempting option >_<

oh please, a lot of Gaffers are wizards

 

[Ahasverus]

I like two. We got really smart people here, we'll do fine.

 

[sixteen-bit]

This is why I don't take cruises

 

[bebop242]

Option 1 can fuck right off along with those sweet potato fries.

 

[weekev]

Secret option number 4, tell the statue you have chosen 1, continue to try to escape the island using whatever means necessary. Kill the dissenters.

 

[Queen Vulpix]

oh please, a lot of Gaffers are wizards

So was Harry Potter and he ended up being able to defeat Voldemort! My feeble muggle might stands no chance against such powerful spells!

 

[Disxo]

Is this a Dark Souls reference?

The Dark souls of threads

 

[Alcotholic]

If you can repurpose the ship, couldn't you instead use parts of it to make a raft or something to try and leave the island? If the ship is large enough to carry all of OT surely there are plenty of furniture, wooden, other materials on board to make a few rafts or such to try and find help. You mentioned that we'd have enough food to last the first few initial weeks so clearly the ship is stocked with normal supplies that any ship would be.

I mean, sure. But this hypothetical has a devil in it. He could cloak the island or something to make it impossible to find. Or maybe unless you take options 2 or 3 it'll be impossible to leave. I don't know what he has up his sleeve.

 

[a.wd]

2, I ain't submitting to some bumfuck island spirit.

This all fucking day, devil can suck my dick, imma fish with the free men.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

For some reason I don't trust something called "Rock Island Devil"

 

[andythinkpad]

The only female gaf will be the Queen of the island, there will be dragonball styled contest held annually to choose her next husband.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Fuck this guy

 

[Tezzeractor]

Option 2.

 

[FunkyDealer]

The way I see it: belief, or lack thereof, won't mean jack shit in this scenario. There is a devil. Hell exists.

#2 please. It seems like the best long-term plan. We've got a massive cruise-ship to accomodate us for seven years.