Hilary Clinton: Hey Joe, if you ran for President in the next election, you might be able to usurp me. You're very popular, but I know you don't want to be President, so I'd like to offer you the position of Secretary of State. I think it's a good position that fits what you want to do in politics. What do you think?
Joe Biden (hanging upside down from the roof of the White House, doing weighted sit-ups while reading last month's SUNSET Magazine): yea sure