How the fuck, other than racing an impossible, literally perfect race, do I get anything near top three, let alone first place, in some of the latter cups (on the lowest difficulty)?
It's a shame because the level design is surprisingly really good and better than what the beginning tracks made me think.
It's how the game goes, even in multiplayer.
If the scoring system is the same you can still get 1st overall by just getting 2nd a bunch. There's no platinum trophy or stars or whatever to care about.