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GAF, Let's rate the looks of the poster above you!
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Rabbi_Vole
Banned
Not bad for cutting it yourself
Last one to see if anyone can guess ethnicity (italian was wrong)
My best bet would be that you're from the human race.
Or you could be Pthumerian. Hard to say these days.
Stop being so modest. You're at least a 16 or 17.
Crappy sleepy picture of myself.
get your shit together Gootecks.
you can try again at evo 2016.
your suit rocked, though..
Rabbi_Vole
Banned
You look like a thinner version of the demon from your pretty face is going to hell.
Finaika
Member
Mt Heart Attack
Member
Ok let's try this 
Lighting was bad so I tried to get some pics in the sunlight (one on a very inconveniently placed mirror)
Lighting was bad so I tried to get some pics in the sunlight (one on a very inconveniently placed mirror)
BigEvilTurtle
Banned
Ok let's try this
Lighting was bad so I tried to get some pics in the sunlight (one on a very inconveniently placed mirror)
Strong jaw and nice hair. You have a sort of worried look, though. Only slightly. Might just be me though...
7.5/10.
Mt Heart Attack
Member
It's because I knew I was taking those pics for GAF's judgment lol And yea, had sun in my face in the third pic.
But thanks!
Silentagony
Member
I've done something a bit different. Instead of rating, I gave tips to the last few, cause really... what does a number do for you anyway?
BigEvilTurtle - too boyish. Has potential: would like to see gel in hair and some roughin'-it facial hair
dralla - not liking the expression. Hate no-mustache: looks gnomey. Would like to see hair lower at front and swept at angle and thick glasses(?)
Caipirinha - Italia mobster look - not bad. Love the hair. Could work on the patchy facial hair. Improvements could be manscaping the eyebrows a bit.
Duress - Consider a slight side angle and a more serious expression. Need a hair trim and a collared shirt.
Lovely Salsa - need more facial hair/scuffier look. Haircut not bad. Could try side angle instead of straight-on.
Kobe24 - Awesome hair. Prefer side angle. A bit too long on the front angle shot. Could try trimming a bit.
highrider - Better with glasses off. Not liking how the facial hair color doesn't match (!). Keep the beard though. Hair length is better in glasses pic.
StormyTheRabbit - nice haircut but maybe too much off the side of the top. Would like to see clean-shaved. Try side angle upwards or flat, not downwwards.
Android18a - pretty convincing lady! Hair is too ruffed up though, would like to see it off of your face. Wonder what you would look like darker/smoldery eyes (less "pretty") make-up/no glasses?
BigEvilTurtle - too boyish. Has potential: would like to see gel in hair and some roughin'-it facial hair
dralla - not liking the expression. Hate no-mustache: looks gnomey. Would like to see hair lower at front and swept at angle and thick glasses(?)
Caipirinha - Italia mobster look - not bad. Love the hair. Could work on the patchy facial hair. Improvements could be manscaping the eyebrows a bit.
Duress - Consider a slight side angle and a more serious expression. Need a hair trim and a collared shirt.
Lovely Salsa - need more facial hair/scuffier look. Haircut not bad. Could try side angle instead of straight-on.
Kobe24 - Awesome hair. Prefer side angle. A bit too long on the front angle shot. Could try trimming a bit.
highrider - Better with glasses off. Not liking how the facial hair color doesn't match (!). Keep the beard though. Hair length is better in glasses pic.
StormyTheRabbit - nice haircut but maybe too much off the side of the top. Would like to see clean-shaved. Try side angle upwards or flat, not downwwards.
Android18a - pretty convincing lady! Hair is too ruffed up though, would like to see it off of your face. Wonder what you would look like darker/smoldery eyes (less "pretty") make-up/no glasses?
BigEvilTurtle
Banned
How do you suggest I gel it? And what's the facial hair type you're referring to? Good tips.
Ok let's try this
Lighting was bad so I tried to get some pics in the sunlight (one on a very inconveniently placed mirror)
3/10
Frank Serpico
Banned
Ok let's try this
Lighting was bad so I tried to get some pics in the sunlight (one on a very inconveniently placed mirror)
5/10
Rabbi_Vole
Banned
Ooh.. Do me
Me too
pixelation
Member
Moved, changed.
Morrigan Stark
Arrogant Smirk
You just look like a standard white dude, so I'm gonna guess... Irish? ^^ Or French, they seem to often have a "long face".Last one to see if anyone can guess ethnicity (italian was wrong)
7/10 from me, btw. Good face and I like the stubble but I don't care for the hairstyle.
storafötter
Member
Just have to disagree about the difference when it comes to rating men while being a hetero sexual man. Then again I am not into super muscular dudes (face means more to me than than body). Not too crazy about Tom Cruise, have a friend who looks very close to him. That second guy damn what a stunner. Could look at him for a while without being bored
pixelation
Member
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Silentagony
Member
sorry large post, i don't know how to resize these.
BigEvilTurtle - reminds me of James Franco. Any gel is fine, it just looks too poofy right now. This is my vision:
Bombasador: Prefer the full beard instead of the goatee. I think the hair needs to be a slight bit longer on the top (than 1st pic). I think its cut too close at the top. Should be gelled. Slim down and bit and you could be this:
Leeness: Highlights and layered cut. If you're not opposed to changing your hair. Could try bangs. If opposed, uselots of volume. Prefer to see no glasses. Vision:
Pixelation: Try not to look so creepy. Again hair gel. I would suggest no facial hair in your circumstance. So, clean-shaven look. Hair like this:
And I just have to say: anarckitty =
BigEvilTurtle - reminds me of James Franco. Any gel is fine, it just looks too poofy right now. This is my vision:
Bombasador: Prefer the full beard instead of the goatee. I think the hair needs to be a slight bit longer on the top (than 1st pic). I think its cut too close at the top. Should be gelled. Slim down and bit and you could be this:
Leeness: Highlights and layered cut. If you're not opposed to changing your hair. Could try bangs. If opposed, uselots of volume. Prefer to see no glasses. Vision:
Pixelation: Try not to look so creepy. Again hair gel. I would suggest no facial hair in your circumstance. So, clean-shaven look. Hair like this:
And I just have to say: anarckitty =
Thanks. I'm actually going to a specialist soon about my hair so...perhaps one day I'll actually be able to cut and colour it without it falling out/looking bald.
Ok let's try this
Lighting was bad so I tried to get some pics in the sunlight (one on a very inconveniently placed mirror)
You sligthly remind me of Fernando Torres
pixelation
Member
Dude, honest question... 5 is average, 4 would be ugly, so at 3 i'm uglier than ugly right?
I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.
pixelation
Member
Well i don't know whatever adjective you add to something that's uglier than ugly.
I'm fine with it, i'm pretty chill, i'm no longer trying to fool myself into believing i'm not. Now that creepy look of mine?, that's just my ugliness shining trough. Now you can see why i sense people giving me the stink eye. Or laughing at me or behind my back, that's cool. It's nice to know that i can't possibly get any fuglier by boxing though (my nose is already crooked as a result of a direct blow to the nose so, eh...).
stn
Member
Dude. Stop having a meltdown just because one random person on the internet said you're unattractive. Here's why you shouldn't give a fuck:
1. He's a GUY. You want the attention of women.
2. He's a random person on a forum.
Here is my list of shit you should do immediately:
1. Lose the "I'm ugly" tone.
2. Get a haircut. The Mario Lopez look given above would suit you well. You look like you have really good hair, you're just not doing shit with it.
pixelation
Member
Dude, my own mother calls me ugly, the vast majority in this thread (male and female) has rated me well below the average and or called me creepy/scary looking, people on the streets and friends of my sister call me ugly, give me the stink eye or i scare them (my own sister has told me this), it's ok... i mean i don't find myself that horribly ugly but then again i've become somewhat accustomed to my face. It's obvious that the majority of people are the ones who are right, and i was the hopeless fool wishing that they were wrong. But it's clear now and that's ok, i'll grow stronger because of it. And i'm not looking for simpathy or anything, i'm just telling it like it is, i see it crystal clear now, and all is good now. This ain't no meltdown.
stn
Member
People who go out of their way to call you ugly are malicious and cold-hearted. Ignore them (that includes your mom, that's really fucked up. I'm sorry to hear that). I'm looking at your pic and you're definitely not ugly. Trust me. You do need a new style, though. Get the haircut and improve your wardrobe.
Mt Heart Attack
Member
Cool, I'll add that to Sid Vicious, Harry Potter and this guy I didn't even know before before people told me I looked like him
You just need yourself a makeover and an attitude adjustment. The wild ass hair and glowering expression doesn't really help things out.
You're a good looking guy under the angst but you need to go a little less screamo and a little more GQ. Your family sounds like crap crackers so I understand the angst but that ain't gonna help you get the ladies necessarily.
Rabbi_Vole
Banned
It's spoopy time!, seriously do not click if you want a good night sleep. Oh and don't you dare rate it vad!!!... or anyone else for that matter, although you can clearly see that i got rocking hair so... don't front!
Rabbi_Vole
Banned
sorry large post, i don't know how to resize these.
BigEvilTurtle - reminds me of James Franco. Any gel is fine, it just looks too poofy right now. This is my vision:
Bombasador: Prefer the full beard instead of the goatee. I think the hair needs to be a slight bit longer on the top (than 1st pic). I think its cut too close at the top. Should be gelled. Slim down and bit and you could be this:
Leeness: Highlights and layered cut. If you're not opposed to changing your hair. Could try bangs. If opposed, uselots of volume. Prefer to see no glasses. Vision:
Pixelation: Try not to look so creepy. Again hair gel. I would suggest no facial hair in your circumstance. So, clean-shaven look. Hair like this:
And I just have to say: anarckitty =
Thanks. I do need to drop about 40lbs.
pixelation
Member
Some of you suggested that maybe i'd look a bit better if i dressed better and arranged/cut my hair, well i did just that (put on clothes that are a bit nicer and arranged my hair, no hair cut). I must say that the lighting conditions aren't good.
Edit: I adjusted the lighting so it should be easier to see now.
Edit: I adjusted the lighting so it should be easier to see now.
pixelation
Member
The picture i posted above this post of yours is perfectly fine, only thing would be the lighting conditions could be much better but i work with what i've got, and if you think that i look creepy in that picture then hell... what can i say?, that's the way my face is.
It's fine if you don't find me attractive, honestly i don't know why i'm fixated with getting your approval when it's clear that i don't fit in the mold of what you would deem attractive. Crazy me, it must be my mental disorders at work, or like when a dog keeps getting kicked and still keeps coming back again for more.
I must say that i like the way i look in that picture (purple shirt/khaki pants) and that is fairly uncommon in me.
Morrigan Stark
Arrogant Smirk
The lighting on that picture is awful, we can't really see your face well. And no, your facial expression is not normal, you look like you're scowling or your mouth is tightened. You don't appear relaxed at all and you're certainly not smiling, both of which can really help in making you look nice. Your posture is also unflattering, the hunched posture gives your head a weird angle.
You say "everyone rates me low and calls me ugly" but you go out of your way to take bad photos. *shrugs* Either give up this thread or just take a normal picture already.
You say "everyone rates me low and calls me ugly" but you go out of your way to take bad photos. *shrugs* Either give up this thread or just take a normal picture already.
pixelation
Member
I'm not frowning/scowling, my lips aren't tightened, i'm not relaxed because i never am when a picture of me is taken, i'm not smiling because i rarely ever do, i'm in that position because i took the picture using the reflection of a mirror, and i adjusted the lighting on the picture so it should be easier to see now.
No i am not hiding my face. And no i'm not trying to make myself look uglier than i am.
Hi, it's kind of a modified low fade. My barber usually puts clips on the top of my hair to hold it in place, while he fades the sides. Not quite skin, but a 1 or 2 for the sides and back should be good. On the top of the hair don't use any clippers/machines, only scissors. Tell your barber to layer the top with scissors. It usually comes out like this and grows it's way out:
What's your ethnic background? (Indian if I were to guess [Punjabi?]).
I just saw the photo you posted and removed.
Let me be real, you're not ugly going by that picture I just saw, there are people on this thread that are uglier.
The picture you just posted was the first one where you took a head on picture and you can clearly see your face shape etc.
The issue is you look angry, and previous pictures have not been flattering,
Take another picture or post that one again where your head is straight so people can see your facial structure etc also just try and do a normal face, it looks like your screwing your face up.
Honestly if people are giving you the "stink eye" as you say it's not your looks, you're not so "disgusting" that people look at you, I bet you look better than some of the people that you think give you this look. I think it's probably because you're screwing your face up and looking angry at them (even if you're not doing it intentionally) that they think you've got an attitude or something.
If I was walking down the street and someone screwed their face up at me I'd give them the "stink eye" too.
Like if you went to a club and looked at someone like that who had too much to drink they'd probably want to fight you lol
pixelation
Member
Nada was here.
Yeah that one, I think you've got a good facial structure. Good jaw line, you've posted your body which shows low body fat etc. you've got positives man.
The only thing that could be perceived as "ugly" is your facial expression. You just look angry,like honestly it looks like you want to kill someone lol. I get that you don't like photos, and that's cool. But it's the facial expression that's the negative, nothing with your looks. Like when you look at your photos it's not like some people who are actually ugly, and have features that immediately stand out, like uneven, or massive features, or really bad skin etc the thing that stands out in your photos is th facial expression, that's it, that's the negative.
But honestly there's nothing inherently wrong in my opinion. And I'm not being polite, when I see something wrong I just don't comment, there have been a couple of people post I've had nothing positive to say so I've said nothing at all. I'm not one to talk shit about people behind a keyboard, I live by the "don't say anything behind a keyboard that you wouldn't say to someone's face" motto.
The thing that's "ugly" about you in my opinion is your lack of confidence, and I get why you're like that if you've grown up with your family making you feel like shit, and treating you almost like the "black sheep". But fuck all that, go and get some help (which you said you would do when you can financially).
pixelation
Member
Now you're just playing with me.
Nickdogmoneycash
Member
I think a shorter hair cut could help, if you don't like your appearence.
Nine times out of ten, shorter hair on guys raises their attractiveness imo.
Morrigan Stark
Arrogant Smirk
Nickdogmoneycash
Member
Hey, not saying long hair can't work, but when a dude has shorter hair he looks more put together, at least to me.