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Tobor said:Sorry guys, I know celebrity death-GAF wants to get it's cry on. Don't worry, I'm sure some one will kick the bucket soon.
Just don't take my HAMMER!
Tobor said:Sorry guys, I know celebrity death-GAF wants to get it's cry on. Don't worry, I'm sure some one will kick the bucket soon.
twinturbo2 said:This. I can tell that they're going to dictate what cars they want us to drive, and I can't get my muscle car because of that. :-(
Thats fine, whatever floats your boat. If someone can afford it, let them. No reason to be a judgemental asshole.Tobor said:Bad gas mileage is only one component of why we hate Hummers.
Stick an electric motor in a H2 and it's still an oversized eyesore that is driven poorly by drivers who feel invincible behind the wheel.
chaostrophy said:Good riddance. Maybe the brand had a reason to exist when the H1 was still in production. But cutting down on the rebadged crap will be good for GM in the long term. It seems like they had all these brands based on touchy-feely BS and image, that kept them from focusing on making one vehicle per class that could actually compete with everyone else's.
daw840 said:Thats fine, whatever floats your boat. If someone can afford it, let them. No reason to be a judgemental asshole.
Completely subjective, some people like how they look. Not me personally, but some people. Some people also like how Alfa Romeos look, not me personally, but some people.
Shitty drivers drive all makes and models of vehicles. You just notice the people in Hummers because they stand out and don't look like every other run of the mill vehicle.
neorej said:Yeh you're right...
picture of defunct H1
has nothing to do with
real humvee
LOOKS NOTHING LIKE IT!
what was I thinking...
edit:
http://www.gmhummer.com/history/history.htm
Hmm...
Tobor said:I'm not asking for the banning of large vehicles, mind you, but I do think vehicles of that size should require an advanced license, just like motorcycles and commercial vehicles.
Tobor said:Sorry, but "do whatever you want because you can afford it" is not an acceptable answer in a civilized society.
A shitty driver behind the wheel of a Hummer is more dangerous than the same driver behind the wheel of an Alfa Romeo. That's indisputable.
CharlieDigital said:Actually, this makes a lot of sense but would be difficult due to logistics. Like, if I bought a super-sized vehicle, would my wife have to get an advanced license, too? But it does make sense to ensure that operators of vehicles this size can prove that they can operate it safely.
daw840 said:Yes, yes it does actually. Because if it doesn't, then we would only be able to have exactly what we "need." I don't need a house as big as I have, I don't need a big TV and a bunch of video games, I don't need to eat at that nice restaraunt, I don't need to <insert anything more than the bare necessities>
If that's how you want to live, and want everyone else to live I am very happy that you don't matter in the grand scheme of things.
Fair enough, but it's a fairly minor difference. I worked in auto claims as a damage appraiser, I have seen the aftermath of thousands of accidents.
Yeah! Fuck laws, I want to do whatever I want.daw840 said:Yes, yes it does actually. Because if it doesn't, then we would only be able to have exactly what we "need." I don't need a house as big as I have, I don't need a big TV and a bunch of video games, I don't need to eat at that nice restaraunt, I don't need to <insert anything more than the bare necessities>
If that's how you want to live, and want everyone else to live I am very happy that you don't matter in the grand scheme of things.
Tobor said:That is the way you live. There are plenty of vehicles you aren't allowed to own and operate right now, either because you don't have the necessary training/license, or they are a public hazard, or they can cause damage to public roadways through operation.
daw840 said:That's fine, a H2/Tahoe/GX 470/Expedition/Tundra/F150/QX56/Land Cruiser/Etc do not fall under that category unfortunately. They don't do any more damage to the roads, or are any more of a public hazard, than a Crown Victoria/Impala/LS400/STS/Etc.
daw840 said:That's fine, a H2/Tahoe/GX 470/Expedition/Tundra/F150/QX56/Land Cruiser/Etc do not fall under that category unfortunately. They don't do any more damage to the roads, or are any more of a public hazard, than a Crown Victoria/Impala/LS400/STS/Etc.
Tobor said:Actually, many residential neighborhoods have weight restrictions to limit road damage, and some of the vehicles you mentioned violate them. It's just not enforced, unfortunately. I read a great article about this a few years ago, but I'd have to try and find it.
Ideally, like I said, I'd like to see that class of vehicle get an advanced license restriction, so at least the owners will receive some training.
An H2 is about as obtrusive as a fucking 18 wheeler unless you are driving another high riding car/truck.daw840 said:That's fine, a H2/Tahoe/GX 470/Expedition/Tundra/F150/QX56/Land Cruiser/Etc do not fall under that category unfortunately. They don't do any more damage to the roads, or are any more of a public hazard, than a Crown Victoria/Impala/LS400/STS/Etc.
WTF? Are you high or something? An 18 wheeler is 60 feet long and 20 feet tall!!!Funky Papa said:An H2 is about as obstrusive as a fucking 18 wheeler unless you are driving another high riding car/truck.
Here's my point: roads are public spaces. If you act like you own them, your are a complete asshole, not unlike the Bluetooth tooting cunt that screams for his frappuccino out of his lungs while giving everyone else the stink eye.
That's the idea. You can't see shit driving behind one of them.daw840 said:WTF? Are you high or something? An 18 wheeler is 60 feet long and 20 feet tall!!!
Funky Papa said:That's the idea. You can't see shit driving behind one of those.
daw840 said:Then don't follow so close?
I don't really understand what the hell people's problem is with seeing around bigger vehicles. Hang back a little and you can see around them just fine. The only time it's ever a problem is if your waiting to turn left, and a truck is waiting to turn left opposite you, thereby blocking your view of oncoming traffic. In that case, just wait until they move. This isn't a very frequent problem really.
otake said:In my case, it's turning right and it happens every morning. See I'm going right but MR. F250 is going straight or left (who cares) I can't see incoming traffic because of the truck so I have to wait till their light turns green. That's precious time wasted every morning!
daw840 said:Yeah, that's got more to do with assholes that pull up too far than it does with the specific vehicle. Really though, how much time are we talking here? 30 seconds? Do you leave yourself with margins so razor thin that 30 seconds really makes a difference? You gotta calm down man, this shits not worth having a heart attack over.
otake said:
FlightOfHeaven said:This whole "Hummer drivers don't affect you, so whatever!" is a perfect illustration of the Tragedy of the Commons
FlightOfHeaven said:So I don't see what's so funny about "lol prius!" It just reveals a hatred based on ideology and not a thought through stance.
ZROCOOL said:Yep pretty much this.
FlightOfHeaven said:So I don't see what's so funny about "lol prius!" It just reveals a hatred based on ideology and not a thought through stance.
I like this. The only good Hummer is a totaled Hummer anyway.neorej said:
Link1110 said:I like this. The only good Hummer is a totaled Hummer anyway.
timetokill said:Why do you hate the troops?
Link1110 said:I like this. The only good Hummer is a totaled Hummer anyway.
"Fade to a twisted memory, Hummer. The world will not mourn your passing"
Anyone who gets that reference is cool in my book.
CharlieDigital said:Those are HMMWV aka Humvees.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Mobility_Multipurpose_Wheeled_Vehicle
Hummer != Humvee
DON'T MAKE THEM CRY. THEN I'LL CRY.daw840 said:
Conservative Ideals Drive Hummer Ownership
* By Keith Barry Email Author
* September 24, 2009 |
2004 Hummer H2
A team of researchers has found that Hummer owners say their vehicle choice is strongly related to their personal morals. Of course, those morals are guns, guts and gas guzzlers.
According to an article published in the Journal of Consumer Research, Americans who believe in rugged individualism and the frontier myth see an H2 as John Wayne on wheels. As we studied American Hummer owners and their ideological beliefs, we found that they consider Hummer driving a highly moral consumption choice, the authors wrote. For Hummer owners it is possible to claim the moral high ground.
Researchers Marius Luedicke, Craig Thompson, and Markus Giesler interviewed 20 U.S.-born and raised Hummer owners who said their vehicles are rolling representations of their beliefs, the same way that environmentalists might be more likely to choose a Prius or Starbucks-haters might be proud to sit at an independent coffee shop.
Were only surprised that 20 Hummer owners answered phone calls from a European academic named Marius.
In the article, titled Consumer Identity Work as Moral Protagonism: How Myth and Ideology Animate a Brand-Mediated Moral Conflict, the researchers also interviewed Hummer haters. While the folks armed with digital cameras and middle fingers at FUH2.com may be more concerned about the environment than the Second Amendment, their criticism of the Hummer is similarly steeped in their own personal beliefs. Unfortunately for the Hummer haters, the moral indignation they bring to the debate may actually be driving up Hummer sales.
Our analysis of the underlying American identity discourses revealed that being under siege by (moral) critics is an historically established feature of being an American, the authors wrote. The moralistic critique of their consumption choices readily inspired Hummer owners to adopt the role of the moral protagonist who defends American national ideals.
Emboldened by the cavalcade of hate unleashed upon them by East Coast elites whove never even made their own gun racks, Hummer owners may be embracing the very stereotypes their vehicles confer on them in order to prove their full-blooded American-ness. Similarly, like-minded individuals may seek out Hummer ownership to prove and show off their beliefs. We wonder if theyll feel the same way when those H2s are built by a company called Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery.
While were not sure of the statistical merit of such a small study, its at least a convenient explanation of why more than one dealer has tied in firearms ownership with the total Hummer experience.
Photo: General Motors. Hummer owners drive gas guzzling monstrosities because they love America.
They represent America.Jexhius said:I really hope not. What is so positive about anything they represent?
speculawyer said:According to an article published in the Journal of Consumer Research, Americans who believe in rugged individualism and the frontier myth see an H2 as John Wayne on wheels. As we studied American Hummer owners and their ideological beliefs, we found that they consider Hummer driving a highly moral consumption choice, the authors wrote. For Hummer owners it is possible to claim the moral high ground.
Researchers Marius Luedicke, Craig Thompson, and Markus Giesler interviewed 20 U.S.-born and raised Hummer owners who said their vehicles are rolling representations of their beliefs, the same way that environmentalists might be more likely to choose a Prius or Starbucks-haters might be proud to sit at an independent coffee shop.
Hummer is dead.