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[jet1911]

This thread is amazing. :lol :lol

Noticed this while reading page 6.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=376838

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18005790&postcount=24

This is exactly what I was thinking.

Also, She won't do ANAL!!! That's something to consider, since I like anal porn. I want to pork her butt!!! She won't even try it!!!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15694687&postcount=274

About 2 years ago, my girlfriend came up to me while I was watching the Stanley Cup finals, saying she couldn't shit just now!

"WHAT? WTF are you talking about? In the living room?"

She gives me this retarded look, saying that she can't shit - as in it's not coming out of her ass!!

So we both went to the washroom and she sits down and makes all these noises that sound like she's giving birth to a rollercoaster!!!!!

Nothing! Nada....

So I lube up my hand with mineral oil, lube up her ass!! And slowly shove my hand in there while she bends over the toilet. I then pull out this rock hard baguette out of her ass and tossed it into the toilet.

Washed up, went back to my game and she didn't say anything.

:lol

 

[Kurtofan]

Wow.