JSnake said:It was pink.
gross... I was just sipping strawberry milk as I read that.
JSnake said:It was pink.
RumpledForeskin said:I've peed and made strawberry cum when I was younger (early teens).
fistfulofmetal said:On the other bright side, you don't have to actually punch a girl in the face to give her a strawberry short cake.
Iamthegamer said:This thread has put me out of the mood for masturbating for quite some time.
Trurl said:Turning to GAF was the right thing, doctors will just take your money.
If you REALLY want to take care of this then cut a potato in half, rub your penis on both halves and then bury the potato under the light of a full moon. It's a remedy that's been in my family for generations.
Insane Metal said:I don´t want to alarm you, but that can be Prostate Cancer. Go to a Doctor, NOW!
JSnake said:I came blood
DarthWaiter said:gross picture
DarthWaiter said:yuck
DIEDarthWaiter said:gross picture
DarthWaiter said:purple barfing monstrosity[IMG][/QUOTE]
I grimaced.
Get it? Get it? :lol
Wii said:I thought it was dark gooey blood like this
Buckets of this stuff came out of my throat when my adenoids came out, I must've filled up half a sink with it.
sameIamthegamer said:This thread has put me out of the mood for masturbating for quite some time.
Count Dookkake said:I grimaced.
Get it? Get it? :lol
DarthWaiter said:Fatty tossing cookies.
JSnake said:It might be worth mentioning that I wasn't really horny and I was rubbing that thing for a LONG time before I came. Although I've done that before and I've never bled.
Bourbon Cowboy said:Oh gross.
JSnake: You can rub and rub until its raw and sore and that might bleed a little, but I don't think it would enough to dilute the semen into a pink compound. It sounds like an uncommon but treatable malady, but you're better off having the doc check your cock.
JSnake said:It might be worth mentioning that I wasn't really horny and I was rubbing that thing for a LONG time before I came. Although I've done that before and I've never bled.
JSnake said:I let the folks know I pissed blood. Can't tell 'em I jacked. They're both conservative christians. Set up an appointment with the doctor.
Roi said:Wtf, you have the worst parents in the world..
BobFromPikeCreek said:You can't drive?? That's your fucking excuse for not going in alone, like an adult? YOUR DONG IS BLEEDING. This is an adult problem. Be a fucking adult and take a bus.
YOUR DONG
IS BLEEDING
JSnake said:I'm not an adult, though.
^YOUR DONG
IS BLEEDING
And you'll never be one if you're so scared that you'd rather have your DONG BLEEDING than do something about it.JSnake said:I'm not an adult, though.
Xater said:What is it with most males being afraid going to a doctor? This has to be one of the reasons we don't live as long as women.
Koshiba said:Yeah, really. Most guys I've ever met don't go to a doctor till something is REALLY wrong. My ex almost got paralyzed from the waist down for waiting so long on a problem he had.
JSnake said:did they ever tell you not to do it?
Yes.
JSnake said:So maybe this is common amongst teenage males, I have no clue. I'm just really weirded out. So I'm jacking off and everything is just peachy-keen. As I grab some tissues to wipe the splooge off, I notice that... I've splooged blood. A lot of blood. When all is said and done, I probably came more blood than I did man juice. It didn't hurt, there was no other indication that blood came out of my wang other than that I saw it.
Help GAF.
.Branduil said:GO TO A DOCTOR