The right way
For 30 years of my life I was wiping.
Since about a year I'm always showering my ass after every poop. OMG SO MUCH BETTER.
I don't have a bidet at home.
I'm utilizing a technique where I sit on my legs on the outer edge of my bathtub so my poopihole is hovering free. Then I turbo it with the showerhead. 10/10 can recommend.
wait a min. Wiping towards your balls is the wrong way?
The fuck
Facts b.Seems a waste. You should save it for work where you'll then get paid to do it!
Christ. Use a bidet people. It's 2017. Stop smearing shit on yourselves.
If you got shit on your arm would you just smear it off with tissue and keep on trucking? No. Should be the same all over your body.
where I was talking with buds about how women have to wipe differently to keep from getting irritation/infections
I'm not touching others with my butt like I would with my hands and arms.
It's just crap man. It's not the end of the world if we don't water our butt every time we poop. The vast majority of the US and various countries in Europe do not have bidets.
nintendo avatar, needs help with wiping their ass. seems accurate
wait a min. Wiping towards your balls is the wrong way?
The fuck
People in this thread are shitting 4 times a day? But why?
nintendo avatar, needs help with wiping their ass. seems accurate
Yeah apparently people dont know when to stop the stroke and keep going until over their nutsack.
Oh god. No one has acknowledged this yet. Oh god.
Except they really don't. I've lived 23 years in the US, and I've never encountered someone who smelled like crap. People who don't put on deodorant are the actual problem. Armpit stink is the true threat to our noses.Yea and they all have smelly assholes. Nasty.
It's crazy to think people who wash themselves thoroughly with water are cleaner than people who scrub in the poop with dry paper?Except they really don't. I've lived 23 years in the US, and I've never encountered someone who smelled like crap. People who don't put on deodorant are the actual problem. Armpit stink is the true threat to our noses.
Bidets are nice on cutting down on paper use. The idea that people are way cleaner with them is just crazy.
nintendo avatar, needs help with wiping their ass. seems accurate
Too bad, I shower afterwards and it's great.I don't need to hear tips for techniques or the people who need to have a full shower every time they go to the toilet.
It's crazy to think people who wash themselves thoroughly with water are cleaner than people who scrub in the poop with dry paper?
There are weirdos that wipe their ass towards their balls? You learn something new everyday.
Maybe they do reach from behind and push it towards their balls.This. I just don't see how it would be better, it seems like it'd be awkward to reach underneath rather than reach around behind you.
I think the visual indicator is that you have toilet paper in your ass crack after you leave the bathroom.
That sounds seriously very uncomfortable...
Seriously, people have really weird bathroom issues...I go, wipe and go on with my day. I see no reason to shower, wad paper into my butt or any other odd thing after using the bathroom. I wipe and go.
On the subject of wiping, since this thread is already open, how many times do you typically need to wipe before you're clean? I find I have to wipe multiple times AND do multiple flushes so as not to clog the damn toilet. Am I unique in this? It's not uncommon for me to have to wipe like 5-6 times and still finding crap to wipe away. Is my ass in bad shape?
MadnessMaybe they do reach from behind and push it towards their balls.
Oh god. No one has acknowledged this yet. Oh god.
That's for when you want to make sure you don't run out of toilet paper.Both directions for best results. Also left, right, B, A, Start.
No one can tell, just like no one can tell when a woman is wearing a sanitary napkin. It's only three sections' worth, neatly folded.
It's not uncomfortable at all. The added benefit is that I know that, lacking a shower, it helps to keep it as clean as it can possibly be.
No, you're not. In total I wipe about eight times in total for each bowel movement. I find the paper in the crack really cleans up any residue and after my second set of wiping there's really nothing left at all. The wet wipes make sure that it smells as liitle like ass as possible.
I simply can't stand any kind of streaks in my underwear, ever.
Speaking of, just out of curiosity: How many of you have the occasional streak in your underwear after wiping, regardless of your wiping technique?
So if you got shit in your hands, would you just use some TP and call it a day, or would you wash with water?Except they really don't. I've lived 23 years in the US, and I've never encountered someone who smelled like crap. People who don't put on deodorant are the actual problem. Armpit stink is the true threat to our noses.
Bidets are nice on cutting down on paper use. The idea that people are way cleaner with them is just crazy.
No one can tell, just like no one can tell when a woman is wearing a sanitary napkin. It's only three sections' worth, neatly folded.
It's not uncomfortable at all. The added benefit is that I know that, lacking a shower, it helps to keep it as clean as it can possibly be.
No, you're not. In total I wipe about eight times in total for each bowel movement. I find the paper in the crack really cleans up any residue and after my second set of wiping there's really nothing left at all. The wet wipes make sure that it smells as liitle like ass as possible.
I simply can't stand any kind of streaks in my underwear, ever.
Speaking of, just out of curiosity: How many of you have the occasional streak in your underwear after wiping, regardless of your wiping technique?
That is NOT my fetish!- all you're doing is smearing fecal matter over your ass.
Once or twice. My poos are quite solid, so sometimes the paper comes back clean even after the first wipe.On the subject of wiping, since this thread is already open, how many times do you typically need to wipe before you're clean? I find I have to wipe multiple times AND do multiple flushes so as not to clog the damn toilet. Am I unique in this? It's not uncommon for me to have to wipe like 5-6 times and still finding crap to wipe away. Is my ass in bad shape?
Literally never, unless I'm unwell and a "risky fart" goes awry.Speaking of, just out of curiosity: How many of you have the occasional streak in your underwear after wiping, regardless of your wiping technique?