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[ItAintEasy]

if girls with flat asses twerk in a room and no one is around to hear it, does it make classical music?

This got me pretty good. Bravo sir.

 

[akira28]

I can't fap to this, but I promise I sure as hell could take them all on, one at a time, one after the other, smiles all around. And then we all smoke blunts.

 

[ponpo]

Can you all check your butt privilege and cease the flat bum shaming please.

 

[agrajag]

don't you need to have an ass to be able to twerk? I see no twerking here.

 

[StoopKid]

These were the same dancers that melted the brains of these all-boys schoolers

http://imgur.com/gallery/nz0nZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Rhd6BM1MDeU

The thirst is real.

But seriously you can't twerk with no ass.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Can you all check your butt privilege and cease the flat bum shaming please.

 

[solomon]

No booty twerk is no twerk, they are just gyrating.

 

[sprsk]

Everything about this is garbage.

 

[Htown]

Can you all check your butt privilege and cease the flat bum shaming please.

all i'm sayin is they need to stick with the side-to-side traditional k-pop hip sway

 

[hateradio]

This is what happens when you ban porn in your country.

 

[hoggert]

god dammit these videos are just depressing. everyone involved should be ashamed. I could've just summed up any intelligent response to this by just spamming (╯︵╰,) for like 80-90 lines but to be honest I would rather drink Myx by Nicki Minaji then expose myself to another one of these pandering videos. Girls are good dancers but the menagerie of exotic flavors that Myx by Nicki Mianji is truly superior, implants and all.So to be clear, I would rather drink an apple flavoured beverage made of vodka castoffs that will cause irreparable harm to my wellbeing then watch another graywe or whatever video. 🌝

 

[Black Door]

This is what happens when you ban porn in your country.

SK doesn't know the goldmine they're sitting on

 

[jokkir]

god dammit these videos are just depressing. everyone involved should be ashamed. I could've just summed up any intelligent response to this by just spamming (╯︵╰,) for like 80-90 lines but to be honest I would rather drink Myx by Nicki Minaji then expose myself to another one of these pandering videos. Girls are good dancers but the menagerie of exotic flavors that Myx by Nicki Mianji is truly superior, implants and all.So to be clear, I would rather drink an apple flavoured beverage made of vodka castoffs that will cause irreparable harm to my wellbeing then watch another graywe or whatever video. 🌝

I... what? This sounds like a really crappy infomercial

 

[Gorillaz]

Also firm kpop bum > enormous rap video ass or whatever. That's just reality.

edit: rap ass over rap car is debatable

 

[Verano]

Also firm kpop bum > enormous rap video ass or whatever. That's just reality.

Rap Ass > Rap Car.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

if girls with flat asses twerk in a room and no one is around to hear it, does it make classical music?

lol

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

if girls with flat asses twerk in a room and no one is around to hear it, does it make classical music?

Here's your answer

 

[Tablo]

Also firm kpop bum > enormous rap video ass or whatever. That's just reality.

I like you.

 

[flaxknuckles]

*shakes wood plank*

 

[akachan ningen]

seriously though, that's not twerking

 

[OrlanisWorks]

 

[Pathos]

Also firm kpop bum > enormous rap video ass or whatever. That's just reality.

Rap Ass > Rap Car.

Firm? You meant flat right? It'd be wrong either way tho

 

[Ivan 3414]

Not a fan. At all.

Hmm. Wonder why.

 

[ramyeon]

Hmm. Wonder why.

Because not everyone likes the same things? I dunno what to say man.

 

[Midnight Bliss]

classical didn't need saving and it sure as shit didn't need whatever the hell this is.

 

[RM8]

I don't get twerking regardless of who does it.

 

[whitehawk]

Related: http://youtu.be/KzsHITk6_WU

NSFW

 

[Skittles]

The pluto booty is strong with these k-pop women

 

[Angelus Errare]

Not doing anything for me. Pail no booty having women twerking, that's the shit I don't like.

This.

This is the equivalent of a mute person singing.

 

[PAULINK]

It's too bad porn is illegal in Korea, that's why shit like this exists because there is a hole to be filled.

 

[Haloid1177]

Related: http://youtu.be/KzsHITk6_WU

NSFW

Mesmerizing.

 

[Tristam]

It's too bad porn is illegal in Korea, that's why shit like this exists because there is a hole to be filled.

Prostitution and running red lights is also illegal in Korea.

 

[ramyeon]

It's too bad porn is illegal in Korea, that's why shit like this exists because there is a hole to be filled.

It is illegal, but this isn't true. There's heaps of domestically made Korean porn.

 

[Angelus Errare]

It's too bad porn is illegal in Korea, that's why shit like this exists because there is a hole to be filled.

You're a horrible internet surfer if you can't find porn in Korea. Finding porn in Korea is easier than reciting the ABCs in english.
Banned porn in korea is like your mom saying "don't look at porn or you're on punishment".

Like that stops anyone who wants to view it.

 

[Pinko Marx]

There is nothing about this that is okay.

 

[PAULINK]

It is illegal, but this isn't true. There's heaps of domestically made Korean porn.

Yeah, there is some underground stuff, and some places have dedicated channels, but unless you go to those shady guys who burn dvds for you or buy some at a high price from some guy on the street, I would argue it's not widely available.

Sure, people can still find porn on the internetz though, but korean stuff is few and far between.

Commoditizing (I don't think that's a word) bodies is the game of the Korean music industry (and I suppose you can argue this is for pop music in general) and I don't doubt that shit like this fills that niche. They might as well have no clothes on.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Also firm kpop bum > enormous rap video ass or whatever. That's just reality.

Rap Ass > Rap Car.

Firm? I guess bones are pretty firm.

 

[RiZ III]

"You just listened to three minutes of classical music"... Oh oops was watching on mute.

 

[plasmawave]

Is it true that they have to go outside of Korea to film their porn because it's illegal inside the country? I thought that was the loophole they are using.

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

These were the same dancers that melted the brains of these all-boys schoolers

http://imgur.com/gallery/nz0nZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Rhd6BM1MDeU

THE THIRST IS REAL

 

[jb1234]

Dvorak is spinning in his grave.

 

[Black Door]

Is it true that they have to go outside of Korea to film their porn because it's illegal inside the country? I thought that was the loophole they are using.

Japanese actors have to do the same if they want to shoot uncensored, so it's not much of a stretch to assume it's the case for them too

 

[XANDER CAGE]

This is actually a pretty genius idea.

Dvorak is spinning in his grave.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Yeah, there is some underground stuff, and some places have dedicated channels, but unless you go to those shady guys who burn dvds for you or buy some at a high price from some guy on the street, I would argue it's not widely available.

Sure, people can still find porn on the internetz though, but korean stuff is few and far between.

Commoditizing (I don't think that's a word) bodies is the game of the Korean music industry (and I suppose you can argue this is for pop music in general) and I don't doubt that shit like this fills that niche. They might as well have no clothes on.

Only if you're searching for Korean porn in English, there are so many Korean websites that host torrents for said entertainment.

 

[GrizzNKev]

Two things I like at the same time... ok.

 

[dejay]

They should fire the conductor, cause those asses were flat and the knees were sharp.

Yeah, but the D is ascending.

Spoiler

Your post didn't get enough love

 

[psylah]

It's too bad porn is illegal in Korea, that's why shit like this exists because there is a hole to be filled.

ohcomeon.webm

 

[Trojan X]

LOL! It is true. Those girls can't twerk; they have no ass to boot, and they were mostly whining even though the whining was moderate at best. Frankly, it was like dick teasing girls that try to move on an asian clubbing night. Not feeling it that much though I have t admit that one of the girls is gorgeous, but that is a different subject.

 

[Ultra Magnus]

It is imperative to have ass in order to twerk anything less is just..........um........shaking hindquarters

 

[plasmawave]

Japanese actors have to do the same if they want to shoot uncensored, so it's not much of a stretch to assume it's the case for them too

They should go out more often then.