An older guy from work, (in his 40's) calls me over and asked me if I knew anything about that new Kate Upton phone game. I wanted to tell him that Kate Upton does not actually appear in the game, but who has the time?
After bringing up 'real' nude photos of Kate on his phone to show me how 'hot' she is, he illuminated my imagination with his hopes and dreams of one day getting to sleep with this 'goddess'. He then followed up with earnest questions about how to get the game, and if he could hide this game so that his wife wouldn't find out. Thankfully this entire conversation only lasted a few minutes and three co-workers approached. I took this momentary distraction of 'hey man's', and 'how's it going, man?', to slip away from the conversation like a ninja in the night. As I walked away, I could hear behind me a lot of 'fuck yeah's' and what I assume were high fives.