nekkid
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
"Y'all are getting upset about a technicality"
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New Jersey beach shut for everyone bar Chris Christie and family
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"Y'all are getting upset about a technicality"
The democrat before Corzine, Jim McGreevey, hired his lover to a state position which he had no experience for.
Christie is going to get replaced by a deep pockets goldman sachs democrat tho, so everything will be fine
Nah part of the swearing in ceremony has you taking bribes.
One of the most brutal front pages you will ever see for a politician. The largest newspaper in New Jersey.
Bradd Jaffy‏ (@BraddJaffy) July 3, 2017
Bradd Jaffy‏ (@BraddJaffy) July 3, 2017
A Link to the Past
Banned
Why's his family there?
SteveMeister
Hang out with Steve.
Let them eat cake.
I love how he's looking at the other headline from his private beach.
He's out in the next NJ governor's election, which is soon, so he's basically said screw it.
old manatee
Banned
I live by the beach like 6 states away, and just having visual confirmation of Chris Christie in the Atlantic Ocean has ruined my summer. You know he peed in there.
jellies_two
Member
You'd think the man who closed the bridge on a lie wouldn't risk the same mistake, but there he is. Can I blame trump? I think so. It's getting like Rome at the end, corrupt people are taking what's not bolted down.
"mantage" typo spoils it.
He probably also doesn't wipe properly. There are now little turdlets in the Atlantic... remainder dingleberries from his lunchtime roast beef sandwich. Enjoy!
VeryGooster
Banned
His legacy is hot garbage dog shit and he knows it and he's leaving and he also knows his Lt. Governor basically has zero chance at the gubernatorial race because of him.
Like some weird part of my brain almost, almost respects this pettiness.
Like some weird part of my brain almost, almost respects this pettiness.
biggersmaller
Banned
What's crazy about Christie is looking back at 2012 when everyone assumed he would run and possibly win the presidency as the popular moderate republican.
Emperor_Uriel
Member
A disgusting sight in more ways than one, and a perfect illustration of our country's current political climate.
Christie is such an inconsiderate slob that even Trump distanced himself from him. I hear he wasn't considered for VP because he took a big, stinky, shirtless shit while flying on Trump's jet and Melania had to use the bathroom shortly after.
Christie is such an inconsiderate slob that even Trump distanced himself from him. I hear he wasn't considered for VP because he took a big, stinky, shirtless shit while flying on Trump's jet and Melania had to use the bathroom shortly after.
Lmao what
VeryGooster
Banned
Hero_of_the_Day
Member
I can only laugh.
I'm still cleaning the drink of my keyboard after reading this lol.
acheron_xl
Member
Fuck every Republican until the heat death of the universe.
I don't know why but this got me and it's only barely 8:00am.
2012 feels like eons ago for so many reasons.
Pattycakes
Banned
That's a lot of smelly old men to be fucking. I think I'd pass, all the same.
I can't tell whether or not this is a joke.
Ron Mexico
Member
In a way, I almost see this as some backwards plus for Guadagno. She's going to vilify him and this is just another can of gas (that was $.23 more, thanks Christie you asshole) on this dumpster fire.
Murphy still wins but it's going to be WAY closer than anyone is giving credit.
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
Emperor_Uriel
Member
I heard it from a very reputable source.
Okay, it was from Artie Lange's podcast. Still a high likelihood that Christie had to take a foul shit on Trump's jet at some point though, with how long they traveled together. Might as well treat it as fact.
rokkerkory
Member
Worst governor ever?
I'll allow it.
Nope, you have to play the game.
water_wendi
Water is not wet!
Guy closed out a whole beach so he could go shirtless into the ocean and a helicopter ruins it for him lol
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
How could he not know there were photos? Weren't these images taken by the news copter?
Most likely a drone. They are tough for him to see, because they don't resemble sandwiches .
oneils
Member
Took me a while to get this one. Damn!
Lonewolf_92
Member
"I did not have sex with that sun (I had a hat on)"
Not only not giving a fuck, but insulting everyone's intelligence with that spin. I like how politicians just give no fucks in respecting anyone's intelligence anymore
bigmit3737
Member
I wonder what the republican supporters think of this.
Where can I go to get their view ?
Where can I go to get their view ?
tough. even tougher for chris christie supporters. i imagine you're gonna have to hit up FB feeds of the christie family. maybe the local prison bulletin, too.
