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PaRappa the Rapper told me to drop dead.

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So Dredd is only 19? No wonder Parappa sounds like a little kid.

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Lijik

Member
Ive been reading this thread off and on all day and this has been the craziest fucking gaf thread in a long time.
 

Danny Dudekisser

I paid good money for this Dynex!
you'll get one after you pay $100, I promise

I ain't no Dred Foxx, I know that shit's plain wrong
Pay you a hundo? Bitch, I just gave you a song.

Song? Scratch that. No, it's more like poetry
The way you kids beg for more borders on idolatry.



... Okay, time to go.
 

RomanceDawn

Member
I just looked at his Facebook. He's got more comments today about this incident then he has had all last year for anything, hahaha.
 

MrBadger

Member
I ain't no Dred Foxx, I know that shit's plain wrong
Pay you a hundo? Bitch, I just gave you a song.

Song? Scratch that. No, it's more like poetry
The way you kids beg for more borders on idolatry.



... Okay, time to go.

To get that tag is a fair exchange,
just 100 dollars like pocket change

If you try startin this shit with me
Ya'll have to deal with my whole FANmily

I'm sorry
 
This... this is actually such a good read. OP I read your blog and am honestly just flabbergasted because it's like this guy does not care about his public image at all when his career sort of depends on it.

I hope you get your money back. If you don't, you still did the right thing by making this public to people outside the Parappa FB pages and showing the true colors of this Dredd guy.
 

Seik

Banned
To get that tag is a fair exchange,
just 100 dollars like pocket change

If you try startin this shit with me
Ya'll have to deal with my whole FANmily

I'm sorry

You think you have a Fanmily?
I have more than 500 million behind me.

Gettin' a tag ain't no matter of rap.
Here's my autograph, now go fap.

lol, I'm tired.
 

tmarques

Member
I'm just surprised OP didn't realise he was going to get scammed the second he read "Even $50 - $75 will do... Can you send it today?".

That said, why wouldn't you spend (literally) 5 minutes of your time to record the damn lines? As small as the project is, it could always lead to other jobs. It's a longshot, but the man is obviously desperate for work.
 

Danny Dudekisser

I paid good money for this Dynex!
To get that tag is a fair exchange,
just 100 dollars like pocket change

If you try startin this shit with me
Ya'll have to deal with my whole FANmily

I'm sorry

Son, I'm a lawyer, ima call that shit extortion
I ain't even close to threatened by that lyrical abortion.

You little coward, hiding behind fans to achieve your ends.
Outside his little sister, this loser ain't got but three friends.
 

Fuzzy

I would bang a hot farmer!
Son, I'm a lawyer, ima call that shit extortion
I ain't even close to threatened by that lyrical abortion.

You little coward, hiding behind fans to achieve your ends.
Outside his little sister, this loser ain't got but three friends.
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TheOGB

Banned
Where's my tag, gaddammit?
Things happen..Your upset because you though you can capatalized off my topic by attaching your name to me. No small boy can tarnish this LEGEND...
I ain't no Dred Foxx, I know that shit's plain wrong
Pay you a hundo? Bitch, I just gave you a song.

Song? Scratch that. No, it's more like poetry
The way you kids beg for more borders on idolatry.



... Okay, time to go.
To get that tag is a fair exchange,
just 100 dollars like pocket change

If you try startin this shit with me
Ya'll have to deal with my whole FANmily

I'm sorry
You think you have a Fanmily?
I have more than 500 million behind me.

Gettin' a tag ain't no matter of rap.
Here's my autograph, now go fap.

lol, I'm tired.
Son, I'm a lawyer, ima call that shit extortion
I ain't even close to threatened by that lyrical abortion.

You little coward, hiding behind fans to achieve your ends.
Outside his little sister, this loser ain't got but three friends.
If this thread just turns into one giant rap battle then I am all fucking for it
 

MrBadger

Member
Son, I'm a lawyer, ima call that shit extortion
I ain't even close to threatened by that lyrical abortion.

You little coward, hiding behind fans to achieve your ends.
Outside his little sister, this loser ain't got but three friends.

Yo, I'm gonna have to go get some antibiotics
Only way to deal with these virus lyrics

You think I'm hiding behind my fans? Then I've got news for you, friend
They do anything for my honour. I'm a living LEGEND.
 
Let me end this off quick while stayin on topic/
Dred Foxx robs kids who be payin him homage/
But some people here still think that hes cool/
Blamin cam for not havin him sign shit like a fool/
"Well im a successfull business man" and "you shoulda knew"/
Is that the best shit you can come up with to spew?/
What the hell have i been reading up in this thread?/
Some people just don't make no sense, not a shred/
It sucks cuz i used to really like paRappa the rapper/
Now I feel like sickin bish on his ass with the hammer/
 

jeremiahg

Neo Member
In all honesty, I think drugs are involved here. His rambling tirade was strikingly similar to that of a Meth addict I know. Sadly, that's probably where the money went too. A shame how it messes people up in the head, Parrapa was a cool little game :)
 
Wow did this thread deliver. I just read the entire thing from start to present and I was in stitches the entire time.

OP, even though you've forever tarnished the memory of one of my favorite childhood game characters, you've provided hours of entertainment in bringing this asshat to Internet justice. Really hope you get your money back, but if not at least we all know the truth about dred foxx. Hopefully jschrier sees this thread and can get your story on kotaku
 

rjinaz

Member
My name is rjinaz and I'll give this a shot/
I may not be PaRappa but I'm coming in hot/
When all of this is over you'll remember my name/
Like Camjo did to Dred Foxx I'll put you all to shame/

You all think you are something but at that I just laugh/
Cuz I'm the only rapper with these skills on the GAF/
My skills they are legend, they will drive you mad/
By the way can I have 5 dollars to help pay for an ipad?/

My one and only rapping contribution I promise :p
 
My name is rjinaz and I'll give this a shot/
I may not be PaRappa but I'm coming in hot/
When all of this is over you'll remember my name/
Like Camjo did to Dred Foxx I'll put you all to shame/

You all think you are something but at that I just laugh/
Cuz I'm the only rapper with these skills on the GAF/
My skills they are legend, they will drive you mad/
By the way can I have 5 dollars to help pay for an ipad?/

My one and only rapping contribution I promise :p

Glorious.
 
My name is rjinaz and I'll give this a shot/
I may not be PaRappa but I'm coming in hot/
When all of this is over you'll remember my name/
Like Camjo did to Dred Foxx I'll put you all to shame/

You all think you are something but at that I just laugh/
Cuz I'm the only rapper with these skills on the GAF/
My skills they are legend, they will drive you mad/
By the way can I have 5 dollars to help pay for an ipad?/

My one and only rapping contribution I promise :p

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Yasumi

Banned
Son, I'm a lawyer, ima call that shit extortion
I ain't even close to threatened by that lyrical abortion.

You little coward, hiding behind fans to achieve your ends.
Outside his little sister, this loser ain't got but three friends.

Hey man, ain't nuttin outta you I gotta believe
If I see yo punk ass, yo mama gonna bereave

Just stop, just quit, you ain't gettin mah dolla
You just a small dog, take you for a walk, slap you in a colla
 
I ain't no Dred Foxx, I know that shit's plain wrong
Pay you a hundo? Bitch, I just gave you a song.

Song? Scratch that. No, it's more like poetry
The way you kids beg for more borders on idolatry.



... Okay, time to go.

To get that tag is a fair exchange,
just 100 dollars like pocket change

If you try startin this shit with me
Ya'll have to deal with my whole FANmily

I'm sorry

You think you have a Fanmily?
I have more than 500 million behind me.

Gettin' a tag ain't no matter of rap.
Here's my autograph, now go fap.

lol, I'm tired.

Son, I'm a lawyer, ima call that shit extortion
I ain't even close to threatened by that lyrical abortion.

You little coward, hiding behind fans to achieve your ends.
Outside his little sister, this loser ain't got but three friends.

Yo, I'm gonna have to go get some antibiotics
Only way to deal with these virus lyrics

You think I'm hiding behind my fans? Then I've got news for you, friend
They do anything for my honour. I'm a living LEGEND.

Let me end this off quick while stayin on topic/
Dred Foxx robs kids who be payin him homage/
But some people here still think that hes cool/
Blamin cam for not havin him sign shit like a fool/
"Well im a successfull business man" and "you shoulda knew"/
Is that the best shit you can come up with to spew?/
What the hell have i been reading up in this thread?/
Some people just don't make no sense, not a shred/
It sucks cuz i used to really like paRappa the rapper/
Now I feel like sickin bish on his ass with the hammer/

My name is rjinaz and I'll give this a shot/
I may not be PaRappa but I'm coming in hot/
When all of this is over you'll remember my name/
Like Camjo did to Dred Foxx I'll put you all to shame/

You all think you are something but at that I just laugh/
Cuz I'm the only rapper with these skills on the GAF/
My skills they are legend, they will drive you mad/
By the way can I have 5 dollars to help pay for an ipad?/

My one and only rapping contribution I promise :p

Hey man, ain't nuttin outta you I gotta believe
If I see yo punk ass, yo mama gonna bereave

Just stop, just quit, you ain't gettin mah dolla
You just a small dog, take you for a walk, slap you in a colla

Oh my god, this thread. This thread will go down in history LOL
 

Danny Dudekisser

I paid good money for this Dynex!
Yo, I'm gonna have to go get some antibiotics
Only way to deal with these virus lyrics

You think I'm hiding behind my fans? Then I've got news for you, friend
They do anything for my honour. I'm a living LEGEND.

This bitch crazy, got some kinda hysteria
Your weak ass rhymes reek of cognitive malaria

Thinks he's a legend, like his fans are prophetic
Even Malibu's Most Wanted wasn't half this pathetic.





Edit: Jeez, guys, I'm trying to watch True Detective. I can't battle all of you.
 

KePoW

Banned
Son, I'm a lawyer, ima call that shit extortion
I ain't even close to threatened by that lyrical abortion.

You little coward, hiding behind fans to achieve your ends.
Outside his little sister, this loser ain't got but three friends.

LOL bro, you on a roll
 

Seik

Banned
Son, I'm a lawyer, ima call that shit extortion
I ain't even close to threatened by that lyrical abortion.

You little coward, hiding behind fans to achieve your ends.
Outside his little sister, this loser ain't got but three friends.

Extorsion is my name, rapping is my game.
I'm jabbin' yo ass through the attic with these lyrics.

My fans are my army, their Paypal money keeps me healthy.
Three friends are better than nothin, yo, still three people I can easily cash-in.
 
Scrolling through GAF found a thread about Dred
Seems he told a college kid he oughta drop dead

Then BlackNerd's name is as common as Steve
A complicated tale that guy did weave

Then guys claimed the OP is a fool
But you just can't deny that Dred is a tool

Monday's here and the library's opened up
Can't wait to hear from that rapping pup

Maybe Dred will send camjo's money back
But only if his fanmily donates it stat
 

Danny Dudekisser

I paid good money for this Dynex!
Hey man, ain't nuttin outta you I gotta believe
If I see yo punk ass, yo mama gonna bereave

Just stop, just quit, you ain't gettin mah dolla
You just a small dog, take you for a walk, slap you in a colla

Look at this Mini-Me, trying to flex his big brain
Son, keep it up and you'll get fucked by a freight train

Ain't even your battle, you shoulda just stayed out
Your weak ass would get trampled by a second-grade boy scout.
 
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