krae_man said:
There was nothing wrong with this controller. IN fact, daisy chaining controllers was the coolest fucking thing since the NES bomberman multitap thingy.
krae_man said:
G0523 said:For those few arguing about how the Dreamcast controller was good...when you go from
to
you know something seriously went wrong behind closed doors. And those were both Saturn controllers! You can imagine what went on for the Dreamcast controller.
"Hey, about the Dreamcast controller...should we redesign it from scratch?"
"Nah, let's just take off two of the buttons from the Saturn analog controller and call it a day."
"Okay, it's not like the Dreamcast will have a lot of fighting games anyway. Lol."
Branduil is correct, and the ludicrous photoshop you did proves the point. They engineered a controller with a d-pad and four buttons. They located those controls in the optimal position. When they added the sticks, they put them in an available position.weekend_warrior said:So you're saying if Sony thought the current position of the sticks was the "primary" input position then the orginal PS controller would have looked like this? That makes a lot of sense. :rollseyes:
http://i42.tinypic.com/2vu0i2e.jpg
Ha, cool! Are they totally crap?deadlydeadite said:http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk215/sweetlife4/Nintendo%2064%20N64/97UltraRacer64-7.jpg
I actually own two of these, I found them in a dollar store somewhere. :lol
SaggyMonkey said:Always disappointed when I get stuck with one of these at someone else's house.
FromTheFuture said:No one knows how to use PS controllers, obviously. Hint: you don't hold them like a god damn support bar on the subway.
Swittcher said:
N4Us said:Something similar to this:
Ten-Song said:
Everything about this controller was horrible. It was the most ergonomically confusing goddamn thing ever conceived.
deadlydeadite said:
I actually own two of these, I found them in a dollar store somewhere. :lol
I had the Playstation version of it and yeah it is totally crap. The wheel just has too little range of motion and the whole thing is unergonomic.Sew said:Ha, cool! Are they totally crap?
glaurung said:
Dyno said:LOL! Look at its expression! It's submitting to the pleasure of a tummy rub!
mr stroke said:Before the PC had awesome 360 pad support they probably had the worst 3rd party trash out there
if anyone remembers the crap that Gravis used to make
why was there a screw in joystick?
Diortem7 said:
6 button controller is so much better.
Diortem7 said:
6 button controller is so much better.
I don't see why though. The NES has the same number of buttons, except on the Genesis controller one is called C and not select.Barkley's Justice said:yea but 3 buttons at the time was like, "WHAT??!...*THREE* BUTTONS?? OMG!!11"
I have one of those. It's actually pretty well made and feels great for FPS (once you got used to it). Pity I spilled some milk on it and now all of the buttons stick. That, and my original Xbox is busted...Snuggler said:I've been browsing bad controllers on google images and this one came up:
I don't know what its for but I wouldn't want to use it.
sonikokaruto said:http://www.viste-family.net/mateusz/nes/hardware/remcontr.jpg[IMG]
[img]http://www.nintendocity.com/pictures/box_scans/nes/wireless_controller_back.jpg[img]
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i had this flying piece turd of shit, not only it ate batteries like a fucking fat lady in a pie shop but it had diarrhea ballz of fury stamped on the front, hell it even makes fact that that shitty ass putrid excuse of a fucking company made it.
and the worst part was that it was not even funny how fucking fat that shit was.
Oh, and the wireless receiver was tightier than a fucking fleshlight after being in the sun for a whole year, you had to point it DIRECTLY to that hellish box of shit.
Using this controller was worse than taking a direct diahrrea shot to the eye, it was worse then eating some vomit that someone did an enema with it was worse then having a priest take you to the fucking confessionary, oh yes, it was THAT BAD
AND IT STILL USED 4 AAA'S WTF AKKLAIM, WTF!?
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:lol
Combichristoffersen said:I don't know what you'd refer to as bent, but I don't think my thumb looks all that bent while holding the left analog stick..
Maybe you just don't notice because of your FREAKISHLY LARGE FINGERNAILS HOLY SHIT CUT THAT DOWN YOU SICK BASTARDCombichristoffersen said:I don't know what you'd refer to as bent, but I don't think my thumb looks all that bent while holding the left analog stick..
Combichristoffersen said:I don't know what you'd refer to as bent, but I don't think my thumb looks all that bent while holding the left analog stick..
surly said:I hated that thing, partly because it wasn't very comfortable to hold, but mainly because the joystick didn't self-centre.
alr1ghtstart said:as for shitty controllers, these were turrible (i might still have mine somewhere)
Holy shit that takes me back. The Odyssey was my first system. 0_oShin_Kojima said:
Phillips Videopac (or Magnavox Odyssey) joystick.
My hand hurts just thinking back.
Shin_Kojima said:
Phillips Videopac (or Magnavox Odyssey) joystick.
My hand hurts just thinking back.
aparisi2274 said:
That is a big ass bowl of cookies.sonikokaruto said:
sonikokaruto said:
i had this flying piece turd of shit, not only it ate batteries like a fucking fat lady in a pie shop but it had diarrhea ballz of fury stamped on the front, hell it even makes fact that that shitty ass putrid excuse of a fucking company made it.
and the worst part was that it was not even funny how fucking fat that shit was.
Oh, and the wireless receiver was tightier than a fucking fleshlight after being in the sun for a whole year, you had to point it DIRECTLY to that hellish box of shit.
Using this controller was worse than taking a direct diahrrea shot to the eye, it was worse then eating some vomit that someone did an enema with it was worse then having a priest take you to the fucking confessionary, oh yes, it was THAT BAD
AND IT STILL USED 4 AAA'S WTF AKKLAIM, WTF!?
sonikokaruto said:
"No Messy Wires - roll and tumble with your favorite games!"
That's perhaps the greatest thing about getting rid of all those messy wires with the current console generation. I am just rolling and tumbling to my heart's content these days.
Shin_Kojima said:Phillips Videopac (or Magnavox Odyssey) joystick.
My hand hurts just thinking back.
Noisepurge said:As much as i love Amiga... These cheap rubbish no-good useless heaps of plastic...
:lol have to agreebenita said: