Agent X said:
Mine is still not working.
If it is preached that Playstation®3 has been raised from the dead, how can some of you say
that there is no resurrection of the dead? If there is no resurrection of the dead, then not
even Playstation®3 has been raised. And if Playstation®3 has not been raised, our preaching
is useless and so is your faith. More than that, we are then found to be false witnesses about
Krazy Ken, for we have testified about Krazy Ken that he raised Playstation®3 from the dead.
But he did not raise it if in fact the dead are not raised. For if the dead are not raised, then
Playstation®3 has not been raised either. And if Playstation®3 has not been raised, your faith
is futile; you are still in your sins. Then those also who have fallen asleep in Playstation®3
are lost. If only for this life we have hope in Playstation®3, we are to be pitied more than all
men. But Playstation®3 has indeed been raised from the dead, the first fruits of those who
have fallen asleep.