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So I just texted to the immediate phone number above and below me...
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The text weren't as funny as the phone call :lol
After my second to last text I got a call from a girl. At first she sounded like a parent so I got scared that I was harassing some middle schooler or something. She asks me my name, ethnicity, what I was doing up at 2:30 and finally my age. When I told her 19 she said "That's all I need to know" and hung up.
Well I couldn't let it end on bad terms..
So I called her back but instead her brother (who actually owns the phone I was texting) picked up. He asked my name and told me "I'm a dude..I ain't fruity nigga." I told him there was nothing wrong with nigga's loving nigga's and told him we were phone neighbors so we had to stay cool. He said he wanted to beat my ass so I questioned his sexuality which led to him hanging up on me.
They got a few good laughs out of it, and everything was said jokingly (including him saying he wants to beat my ass). I wasn't harassing them or anything, and fun was had.
Last text was sent after the phone call, no reply though :'(
After my second to last text I got a call from a girl. At first she sounded like a parent so I got scared that I was harassing some middle schooler or something. She asks me my name, ethnicity, what I was doing up at 2:30 and finally my age. When I told her 19 she said "That's all I need to know" and hung up.
Well I couldn't let it end on bad terms..
So I called her back but instead her brother (who actually owns the phone I was texting) picked up. He asked my name and told me "I'm a dude..I ain't fruity nigga." I told him there was nothing wrong with nigga's loving nigga's and told him we were phone neighbors so we had to stay cool. He said he wanted to beat my ass so I questioned his sexuality which led to him hanging up on me.
They got a few good laughs out of it, and everything was said jokingly (including him saying he wants to beat my ass). I wasn't harassing them or anything, and fun was had.
Last text was sent after the phone call, no reply though :'(
Rocket Scientist
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You know, this is actually more scary than I thought. I don't think I'll go through with it :lol
Hot Coldman
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McBacon said:
:lol
Jamesfrom818
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I'm xxx-xxx-2507.
I texted xxx-xxx-2506 and xxx-xxx-2508 last night the following:
5 minutes later, this started
I'm either going to get laid or I'm going to lose my kidneys...or both!
I texted xxx-xxx-2506 and xxx-xxx-2508 last night the following:
This morning, 2506 responded.
5 minutes later, this started
I'm either going to get laid or I'm going to lose my kidneys...or both!
BocoDragon
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
UpperCaseN
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reminds me of a wrong # text conversation I had, some guy texted me thinking I was someone else
Him: Lol, yo girl u wanna meet up tonite?
Me: I think you have the wrong number, sorry.
Him: Lol, stop playin u kno u luv it
Me: No, I'm serious. You have the wrong number and I am a guy. Stop texting me.
Him: Lol, yo girl u wanna meet up tonite?
Me: I think you have the wrong number, sorry.
Him: Lol, stop playin u kno u luv it
Me: No, I'm serious. You have the wrong number and I am a guy. Stop texting me.
Jamesfrom818
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Alucrid said:
Recent development.
And if she was concerned with my age, she would obviously be over 18.
Jamesfrom818
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You know technically, If I'm at 2507 my neighbors would be 2505 and 2509. 2506 and 2508 are across the street.
Jamesfrom818
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cnizzle06 said:
MMS a creepy Woody picture.
Skiptastic
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Jamesfrom818 said:
I like how you block out your area code when it's in your username. :lol
WickedAngel
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BowieZ said:
"operation 9/11 is in effect"
Jamesfrom818
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Skiptastic said:
Actually, my phone number's area code is different now. I just grew up in the 818.
Dark Octave
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:lol There is so much stupid in this awesome thread.
SpeedingUptoStop
will totally Facebook friend you! *giggle* *LOL*
Got a random text the other day from an like, a 6 number phone # and it said "Forecast says it's COLD OUTSIDE" with a pair of tits as a pic. It was apparently FWDed 4 times before it got to me.
Me: You, what's up number neighbor?
55:
Me: Your phone number neighbor. We're like brothers, we share a bond stranger that if we were in the womb together for nine months. It's like... we are only a digit away from being the same person.
55: lol
Me: So how you doing homie/homette?
55: Homette. Doing good. Watching NCIS.
Just remembered that my step-sister and I may have gotten our phones at the same time meaning... number neighbors.
Me: Show sucks.
55:
Me: Your phone number neighbor. We're like brothers, we share a bond stranger that if we were in the womb together for nine months. It's like... we are only a digit away from being the same person.
55: lol
Me: So how you doing homie/homette?
55: Homette. Doing good. Watching NCIS.
Just remembered that my step-sister and I may have gotten our phones at the same time meaning... number neighbors.
Me: Show sucks.
Jamesfrom818
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rc213 said:
Sorry bro. I got this.
Zapperkhan
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I don't have mine. Then again my dad remarried to my 3rd grade teacher, so I don't necessarily find him or his new family to be ones who make great choices.thespot84 said:
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