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[BlackGoku03]

I'm taking my girl home after spending some time with her and while I'm pulling out of my Drive way we see my neighbor in an all red robe with a matching pointy hood putting stuff in one of his three trucks. I'm shocked and so is she... but then she reminds me I'm living in South Carolina.

Still, being a military brat and having lived all over the world, it's a shock to know one is right next door.


Question: don't these guys normaly wear white? What does it mean if they wear red? Should I be worried?

 

[Nabs]

you're living next to the grand dragon

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:lol You think he might be a KKK member?

 

[BobDylan]

waka waka waka

 

[Jeramii]

i'm assuming you are black?

but yeah, sounds like a granddragon my man.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Red robe? Satanic cult leader planning a mass suicide.

Stop him. Immediately.

Edit: Grand Dragon? Is that like the head honcho of the KKK?

 

[Jeramii]

Red robe? Satanic cult leader planning a mass suicide.

Stop him. Immediately.

Edit: Grand Dragon? Is that like the head honcho of the KKK?

i believe that is how it works. grand dragon is the leader of the branch, and there is another one for the leader of the whole organization... something like that.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Does he look like this?

 

[Jea Song]

could be anything really

 

[The Culture Vulture]

Pictures or it never happened.

 

[Medalion]

Get da fuck outta there

 

[BamYouHaveAids]

He owns three trucks? C'mon son, you had to know something was up.

 

[Ignis Fatuus]

Question: don't these guys normaly wear white? What does it mean if they wear red? Should I be worried?

:lol

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Looks like you're having a cult problem

 

[Smiles and Cries]

the Grand Dragon wears red I guess while all the lackeys wear white

but what does it mean?

 

[vitaminwateryum]

Motherfucker he works for the emperor.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

the Grand Dragon wears red I guess while all the lackeys wear white

but what does it mean?

They tried other colours, but colour coordination is a bitch.

 

[Oblivion]

Ask him what he thinks of Obamacare, just to be sure.

 

[Medalion]

Looks like you're having a cult problem

Cohelo!

 

[parrotbeak]

Looks like you're having a cult problem

:lol That's the first thing that came to my mind.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Cohelo!

Matalo!

 

[Dresden]

before you go on the offensive, check to see if he's burning a cross on your lawn

 

[Aske]

Quick! Erect a huge burning cross on his lawn! He'll be like "WTF???? Is this opposite day?"

 

[Snuggles]

find a way into his heart

maybe break a window and have him take you in to do housework to repair it. at first you'll butt heads because of his racism but overtime he'll learn to accept you, and you'll end up learning a lot about life and accepting the differences between you and him.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Quick! Erect a huge burning cross on his lawn! He'll be like "WTF???? Is this opposite day?"

a black man just waring a KKK suit everyday would be a better mind fuck

 

[reaver18]

Does he look like this?

:lol :lol

 

[Cosmic Dreams]

Does he look like this?

Bingo. :lol

 

[Lunchbox]

damn son, youre next to the grand dragons cave

i'd move

 

[TurboLibre]

Does he look like this?

Case closed.

 

[Tokubetsu]

damn son, youre next to the grand dragons cave

i'd move

Don't worry. If you know his true name, you have power over him.

 

[BlackGoku03]

No it wasn't Santa.

This shit isn't cool. I don't know what the hell a grand dragon is but I do know if I ever find a burning cross in my yard, I know who I'm going to.

I've always hated South Carolina and this just cements my hate for this place even more.




I can't wait to move.

 

[Blackface]

No it wasn't Santa.

This shit isn't cool. I don't know what the hell a grand dragon is but I do know if I ever find a burning cross in my yard, I know who I'm going to.

I've always hated South Carolina and this just cements my hate for this place even more.




I can't wait to move.

Next time you see him in his yard just ask him.

 

[Jintor]

Does he look like this?

V-v-v-victory

 

[Snuggles]

this is a little harsh but I personally think that all Santas should be sent to a camp and contained there for the rest of their lives

it's kinda fucked up and weird to dress up and pretend your some religious figure like that

 

[Hylian7]

Looks like you're having a cult problem

MAYONAISE MAYONAISE MAYONAISE MAYONAISE MAYONAISE

Spoiler

That's what I always heard

 

[MindCollizion]

MAYONAISE MAYONAISE MAYONAISE MAYONAISE MAYONAISE

Spoiler

That's what I always heard

:lol Muere

 

[Enco]

Pictures or it never happened.

He owns three trucks? C'mon son, you had to know something was up.

This :lol

 

[Lakitu]

Next time you see him in his yard just ask him.

That'll go down well.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

MAYONAISE MAYONAISE MAYONAISE MAYONAISE MAYONAISE

Spoiler

That's what I always heard

:lol :lol

 

[Mr Sandman]

Maybe it was just a red snuggie.

 

[Ferga]

immediately thought of Harold and Kumar =\

 

[The Frankman]

MORIR ES VIVIR
MORIR ES VIVIR
MORIR ES VIVIR
MORIR ES VIVIR


Just keep repeating that to yourself OP and everything will be fine.

 

[Trojita]

Edit: Didn't see someone else posted Star War's Royal Guard.

 

[oxrock]

I thought the KKK leaders were grand cyclops or something like that? Anyhow, before you go judging this dude for being a bigot you may as well ask for confirmation.

 

[Risette]

grand dragon

grand cyclops

:lol Those names..

 

[Thunder Monkey]

find a way into his heart

maybe break a window and have him take you in to do housework to repair it. at first you'll butt heads because of his racism but overtime he'll learn to accept you, and you'll end up learning a lot about life and accepting the differences between you and him.

All you need is an inadvertent kiss and some sloppy spit lubed anal and you've got a great Ang Lee flick on your hands.

Or an interracial gay porno.

 

[EatChildren]

Red ones are mid level special bosses. Defeat him and he should drop pretty good loot. Immune to fire though.

 

[J Tourettes]

make sure they don't take your baby away.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Red ones are mid level special bosses. Defeat him and he should drop pretty good loot. Immune to fire though.

Only if you're a quitter.

 

[DeSo]

Red ones are mid level special bosses. Defeat him and he should drop pretty good loot. Immune to fire though.

Lost it.