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[Gamerloid]

Gosh darn

 

[JayEH]

People who think that jiggle is realistic are revealing more about themselves than they think.

I don't think anyone thinks that's realistic.

 

[Moaradin]

show me balls

We're getting Urien physics. Believe.

 

[CelticVegas]

Game developers should always try to capture the true mobility of breasts.

For the realisms.

Eheheh nice

 

[Etrian Oddity]

SFV titty-jiggle and intense background music makes it the best select screen in SF history.

 

[Monocle]

She is a powerful warrior and a woman of firm convictions. I can tell by her body language.

 

[J-Skee]

Game developers should always try to capture the true mobility of breasts.

For the realisms.

Every single thing about this scene is so ridiculous, you just can't help but laugh.

EDIT: Scratch that, this entire show was made by the biggest perverts on the planet.

 

[jett]

P2 side is a bug though. The game has slight physics. You can see it on P1 and in-game. P2 side physics go nuts, and not just for the boobs. You can see stuff floating on other characters like there's no gravity.

I think both sides are glitched. I don't see any "physics" on the P1 side at all.

 

[CelticVegas]

She is a powerful warrior and a woman of firm convictions. I can tell by her body language.

Yeah beacause women with tits can't be strong and focused.

 

[QisTopTier]

show me balls

 

[Producer]

P2 side wasnt glitched then? Lol.

 

[AlStrong]

wat

 

[Sayad]

show me balls

Urien is coming.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

I don't think anyone thinks that's realistic.

oh?

it adds realism.

 

[CelticVegas]

oh?

Again, read my posts. I say thay a moving breast is more realistic than a static one. Get it? It's not so hard to understand.

 

[Vlaphor]

Game developers should always try to capture the true mobility of breasts.

For the realisms.

Has anyone ever done the calculations of just how fast her jiggle is? We know the gun type and her measurements, and we can probably estimate how far away they are firing from, so it shouldn't be impossible.

EDIT: Scratch that, this entire show was made by the biggest perverts on the planet.

I don't recall being invited to work on HOTD.

 

[『Inaba Resident』]

I think both sides are glitched. I don't see any "physics" on the P1 side at all.

The character select in general has graphical issues with messed up physics and insane clipping.
Stuff like that is probably super low priority for them though and we'll probably see it fixed at launch.

 

[Monocle]

Every single thing about this scene is so ridiculous, you just can't help but laugh.

EDIT: Scratch that, this entire show was made by the biggest perverts on the planet.

That's a very unfair characterization of a serious documentary.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

Again, read my posts. I say thay a moving breast is more realistic than a static one. Get it? It's not so hard to understand.

There's 'moving' and then there's what's going on in SF V, which only adds 'realism' if you think women are made of plastic baggies and warm jello.

 

[ShinMaruku]

People will still call doa a titty fighter.

 

[sixteen-bit]

wat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT19gTr0SkM

 

[NotLiquid]

Every single thing about this scene is so ridiculous, you just can't help but laugh.

EDIT: Scratch that, this entire show was made by the biggest perverts on the planet.

Well the manga is illustrated by a known hentai artist so it ain't too surprising.

Has anyone ever done the calculations of just how fast her jiggle is? We know the gun type and her measurements, and we can probably estimate how far away they are firing from, so it shouldn't be impossible.

Someone on Tumblr did this I believe. The results were pretty hilarious but I think the consensus was that the jiggle most likely broke the sound barrier or something of the sort.

 

[FATALITY]

That's a very unfair characterization of a serious documentary.

What show is this

 

[Nudull]

Capcom, as tact as ever.

Spoiler

Didnt take long for anime gifs to show up.

 

[GuardianE]

Glad they're fixing that P1 glitch.

 

[Pompadour]

There was always jiggle, even in matches. The P2 side on char select just had moon gravity applied to your character's breasts.

 

[Sayad]

Has anyone ever done the calculations of just how fast her jiggle is? We know the gun type and her measurements, and we can probably estimate how far away they are firing from, so it shouldn't be impossible.

I did a few years ago. They'd have to "jiggle" faster than the RPM of a racing car engine for this to work.

 

[Oblivion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT19gTr0SkM

Oh god when they shrank the boobs. Nightmare fuel D:

 

[CelticVegas]

There's 'moving' and then there's what's going on in SF V, which only adds 'realism' if you think women are made of plastic baggies and warm jello.

So you want a rock solid potato on her chest just because is not 100% accurate?

 

[QisTopTier]

Threads like this always make me want to post pictures of tits jiggling to shut people up but I know better LOL

Spoiler

The glitch is obviously over the top but the sway and such is not that over the top

 

[A Link to the Past]

Yeah so? That's ultra good, it adds realism. Women are sexy, you know. If Mortal Kombat can show gore, Other game can show tits and asses.

All characters in MK are subjected to gory stuff. Not all characters in SF are sexual.

 

[Hades Hotgun]

Yeah so? That's ultra good, it adds realism. Women are sexy, you know. If Mortal Kombat can show gore, Other game can show tits and asses.

If this is sarcasm, then it is flawless.

 

[Vlaphor]

Someone on Tumblr did this I believe. The results were pretty hilarious but I think the consensus was that the jiggle most likely broke the sound barrier or something of the sort.

Now we just need to set up a human analog, Mythbusters-style, to see if flesh rips free of the body at those speeds. We'll get to the bottom of this yet!

 

[jhmtehgamr20xx]

I'm okay with this.

 

[akidnamededdy]

SF3OroLowHeavyKick.gif



I like boobs too, I just don't paper over my appreciation of them with embarrassing remarks about how 'realistic' zero-G braless water balloon tits are in a fighting game with flying ki fireballs, psychic dictators and limbs that stretch 2 meters.

Fair point and well made

 

[HardRojo]

The jiggle was definitely staying but I hope they've at least toned it down. The "bug" made it look too exaggerated, but if it's staying then I hope it is subtle.

 

[ShinMaruku]

I'm so proud of these gifs.

 

[CO_Andy]

P2 is stacked

 

[Prelude.]

show me balls

 

[CelticVegas]

All characters in MK are subjected to gory stuff. Not all characters in SF are sexual.

?

 

[ClaptoVaughn]

Silly jiggling is one thing, but her breasts clipping through her arms is unacceptable!

 

[kulapik]

Source (warning, they get bigger than that at the end):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT19gTr0SkM

edit: beaten :/

 

[timetokill]

Even funnier remembering all the SF fans defending it and saying it was a glitch now


Capcpom is always known for being tasteful with its characters

 

[CelticVegas]

If this is sarcasm, then it is flawless.

It wasn't, and i don't understand why here on neogaf people can't accept sexyness.

 

[Moaradin]

Even funnier remembering all the SF fans defending it and saying it was a glitch now


Capcpom is always known for being tasteful with its characters

But... P2 side is a glitch. Capcom said so themselves. It's glitched for all physic based objects for every character, not just the boobs. The game having physics isn't a glitch, but it isn't supposed to be wonky like P2 versus screen.

 

[Hubb]

The jiggle was definitely staying but I hope they've at least toned it down. The "bug" made it look too exaggerated, but if it's staying then I hope it is subtle.

There is something wrong with player 2 side, it isn't just the breasts either. If you look at the Chun-Li gif you can w/e she has on her head going crazy too.

 

[OverdriveOtaku]

FINALLY, a fighting game with some plot to it.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

So you want a rock solid potato on her chest just because is not 100% accurate?

Are you kidding me?

How insane must you be to try to spin their comment in such a way that you think your own reply even begins to make sense?

Fox News is weeping.

 

[Boney]

So when is Street Fighter extreme volleyball coming out? Hot Ryu included obviously.

Ugh, it's terrible how street fighter has to go down the awful jiggly water balloons. Especially in 2015 Jesus. Hope there's an option to turn it off.

 

[GuardianE]

To be fair, the alleged P2 glitch wasn't that there was breast jiggle. It was that there was an extravagant amount of breast jiggle with physics all out of whack . They could tone it down slightly and the ESRB description would still fit.