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[Shadow2222]

Incredibly fun,just one more time,endless game play

That made me laugh really loud.

 

[slit]

Why even bother giving him blonde hair? Like that's going to change preceptions or fool anybody.

 

[Seik]

I wonder if they did the same kind of ripoff with the OST.

 

[Dascu]

Isn't that the job of the old IGN Nintendo guy? Matt Casamassina?

First he brings Halo to the DS, now he brings Mario to iOS.

 

[Ermac]

Someone post impressions.

 

[jetjevons]

I'll bite. For a buck. I bet it'll get taken down soon.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Buy it before it gets taken down?

Wario better be all over this!

 

[Thunder Monkey]

I'd love to see an Apple vs Nintendo fanboy fight though, arguably the two most obnoxious groups on the internet.

You've obviously never argued with Sex and Submission fanboys.

 

[Napalm_Frank]

As a Nintendo fan, this literally makes me sick. Mario is a staple of Nintendo, and it's not right for another company to basically copy and paste the game and call it their own. Hopefully Nintendo will sue or something, because this is so wrong.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

From Walnut JZ, proud makers of fine games such as:

Doodle Wars: Counter Strike Wars:

Doodle Wars: Modern Warfare!

CartoonCraft: RTS:

Fury Birds:

and

Cloud Run: Courage:

 

[Ragus]

At least it runs in higher resolution.

 

[Phoenician_Viking]

Hahahhaha, it even has the same clothes as Mario.

 

[Dark Octave]

Somebody should get kneecapped for this.

Really, with the hat and turtles and everything? You couldn't even make it snails at least?

 

[Derrick01]

Low quality, cheap-grade ripoffs. The future of gaming!

 

[zroid]

Impressions from Twitter


Daan Koopman @NintenDaan

Going to play *gulp* 3D Cartoon Land: Safari for a full report. I am doing this so you don't have to!

THIS is the worst thing I played on iOS. No joke. The action insanely slow, the controls are floatly and the levels are..

...insanely bad designed. You have no idea if you should jump somewhere. Even as a curiosity, skip 3D Cartoon Land: Safari at all costs.

 

[LiK]

Nothing better than a misleading thread title!

nah, pretty accurate lol

 

[Projectjustice]

Looks like shit.

 

[Holy Order Sol]

An angry tortoise could bite you.

 

[Izick]

 

[mattp]

lol the top banner on their website
http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/1824314731

 

[kittens]

I'm laughing so hard right now. Amazing.

 

[onilink88]

Looks better than the original.

You've obviously never argued with Sex and Submission fanboys.

Is that wrestling porn? Sounds hot.

 

[Nemo]

Fair game if Zynga can do it

 

[ffdgh]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery....

how long before it cease to exist like mole kart?

 

[Ermac]

As a Nintendo fan, this literally makes me sick. Mario is a staple of Nintendo, and it's not right for another company to basically copy and paste the game and call it their own. Hopefully Nintendo will sue or something, because this is so wrong.

lol

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Impressions from Twitter


Daan Koopman @NintenDaan

Going to play *gulp* 3D Cartoon Land: Safari for a full report. I am doing this so you don't have to!

THIS is the worst thing I played on iOS. No joke. The action insanely slow, the controls are floatly and the levels are..

...insanely bad designed. You have no idea if you should jump somewhere. Even as a curiosity, skip 3D Cartoon Land: Safari at all costs.

I feel really bad for the devs. It's hard to see someone get raked over the coals like that when you know they poured every ounce of their heart and soul into a project. Oh well, 3D Cartoon Land: Safari will just have to live on as a cult classic in the hearts of true gaming enthusiasts.

 

[bede-x]

I wanna see it running but there's no way I'm giving them a buck for the privilege. Any videos?

 

[Phoenician_Viking]

I just bought it, and it´s utter shit. Playing Mario with touch controls would be just too horrible.

 

[honorless]

Wario better be all over this!

Was shocked when I realized he wasn't the OP.

 

[OMG Aero]

But you are not secure in this beautiful cartoon world.An angry tortoise could bite you.

This is the best description for a game ever.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Wow, 5 minutes in this game is amazing. Everyone should buy this.

 

[killdatninja]

3D Cartoon Land: Safari

 

[infiniteloop]

I wish Apple had some sort of screening process so this kind of stuff doesn't get through.

http://www.apple.com/legal/itunes/appstorenotices/

 

[Talladega Knight]

at what point can nintendo sue apple for letting this shit get through?

 

[Partition]

An angry tortoise could bite you

 

[Kerub]

I don't see the resemblance?

 

[Live Free or Die]

Apple does what nintendont.

 

[gamergirly]

As a Nintendo fan, this literally makes me sick. Mario is a staple of Nintendo, and it's not right for another company to basically copy and paste the game and call it their own. Hopefully Nintendo will sue or something, because this is so wrong.

Why so glum? They have 24 hrs before the ninjas are released

 

[neptunes]

As sad as it is, some people won't be able to tell the difference.

 

[jetjevons]

Oh. My. God.

There are no words.

Mario, er, the player character moves at the speed of a snail. One walk cycle animation sped up for 'running'.

The music is some sort of melancholic piano solo that loops every 20 seconds and makes me want to slit my wrists.

Laughable frame rate and pop in.

No animation for jumping.

Touch an enemy and it's game over! No health system.

 

[wanders]

- Incredibly fun,just one more time,endless game play

I see this so many times in the Play/App store

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Oh wow, it has "items"

not enough games have that these days

 

[commish]

Game looks great. Portable Mario! Not sure why people are being so negative.

I hope they make Metroid next.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I wish Apple had some sort of screening process so this kind of stuff doesn't get through.

They do, but if the initial passthrough shows that it's not porn or something reprehensible (rape, killing children, etc.), the screening process is entirely reactionary.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

I don't see the resemblance?

Me either. How is this supposed to resemble Super Mario again?

 

[ffdgh]

Game looks great. Portable Mario! Not sure why people are being so negative.

I hope they make Metroid next.

Meteoroid other I

 

[NeoRausch]

Pulled in 3... 2... 1...

 

[8bit]

 

[qq more]

I don't see the resemblance?

Seriously?

 

[jello44]

No, see they're McDowell's, they have the Golden ARCS and they don't use a seeded bun!

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