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[Guevara]

Anyone buy this? Is it fun?

Kind of want to snag but I don't know, $.99 is kind of a lot for an app.

 

[Rehynn]

I'd love to see an Apple vs Nintendo fanboy fight though, arguably the two most obnoxious groups on the internet.

Weird... one might say that this comment is... obnoxious :-O

 

[Pancakes R Us]

An angry tortoise could bite you.

Hahahahahah.

 

[jetjevons]

Anyone buy this? Is it fun?

Kind of want to snag but I don't know, $.99 is kind of a lot for an app.

No don't buy it. I'd pay a dollar just to erase the memory of the last 60 seconds.

 

[ScreenSplitter]

Some of the wise words of wisdom from the App Store reviews.

"Has potential. **

by 忒女亠双母痨爽朗遛劫 世
If this game gets smoother, and better weapons Il change it to 5 stars."

Should there be some sort of natural selection process where everyone who buys this game gets a severe electric shock through their iDevice?

 

[EmCeeGramr]

You're taking this way too seriously.

It's a meme.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

You're taking this way too seriously.

He is parodying a post from another thread a few months back.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

No don't buy it. I'd pay a dollar just to erase the memory of the last 60 seconds.

They should make an in-app purchase that deletes the game for you! Clearly the market is there for it!

 

[JoeInky]

I don't see the resemblance?

Seriously?

I think we've found the developer's GAF account

 

[slartybarty]

Can't wait for the speed run streams.

 

[Phoenician_Viking]

Anyone buy this? Is it fun?

Kind of want to snag but I don't know, $.99 is kind of a lot for an app.

It´s horrible.

 

[Stormwatch]

They should make an in-app purchase that deletes the game for you! Clearly the market is there for it!

Yeah, this game seriously sucks worse than anything on iOS.

 

[Kerub]

Seriously?

 

[BatDan]

So how long until Nintendo sends the ninjas?

 

[honorless]

I want to see videos of this. Why are there none on Youtube yet?

Some of the wise words of wisdom from the App Store reviews.

"Has potential. **

by 忒女亠双母痨爽朗遛劫 世
If this game gets smoother, and better weapons Il change it to 5 stars."

This one's better, IMO:

"Would be good if you add run and frie balls in it **

by Tank180
But rate now kinda of boring"

 

[Out of Working Order]

I should have remembered that I was not secure in the beautiful world when I went to work today, because I was bit on the ass by an angry turtle.

 

[Baconsammy]

I'm not sure what's more of a crime - this for 99 cents or NSMB2 for 40 dollars. I'm glad other people are finding out for the rest of us how awful this is even at a dollar. Doing god's work.

 

[D_prOdigy]

But why do they have to steal our games?

 

[slaughterking]

Anyone buy this? Is it fun?

What do you think? lol

 

[Anustart]

So wait, the Wii U is a phone? preorder canceled.

 

[RM8]

Oh, phone gaming. I wonder if this will be removed even sooner than the Pushmo clone.

 

[apana]

Legend of Smelda and Skid Hickarus are next.

 

[Htown]

I'm not sure what's more of a crime - this for 99 cents or NSMB2 for 40 dollars.

A good, expensive game is cheap eventually. A bad, cheap game is bad forever.

 

[jbartee]

historic recurrence

 

[NeoRausch]

historic recurrence

But the sisters were actually a really good knockoff.

this blatant, stuttering, uninspired, worse looking and worse controlling pile of dog puke eaten by a lower form of something that breathes air just to be shat out again and look even more disgusting....doesn't hold a candle to it.

 

[jbartee]

But the sisters were actually a really good knockoff.

Supreme truth. Giana was my favorite C64 game back in the day.

 

[MasterSheen]

But you can't play it in 3d!!!

 

[FaidSint]

This is amusing. I want to buy it but I don't want my phone confiscated by secret Nintendo agents.

 

[Baconsammy]

A good, expensive game is cheap eventually. A bad, cheap game is bad forever.

I'll wager that NSMB2 will never drop below 20 dollars retail for the duration of the 3DS' life. Unfortunately a bad 40 dollar Mario game is also a bad 20 dollar Mario game. Still better than this 99 cent knockoff crap though.

 

[WiiRevolution1]

Bought.

My iPod Touch 4 will become a collector's item. I now have 3D Land Clone, Duck Hunt AR, and 8-bit Santa. (The last isn't a copy of something, it was just randomly taken down.)

Ya know, I really could see iOS devices that have games that were taken off the App Store become collectables in the future...makes sense atleast.

3D Land Clone looks kinda fun...guess I will see...

 

[qq more]

Legend of Smelda and Skid Hickarus are next.

Can't wait for Pokemans to become a reality.

3D Land Clone looks kinda fun...guess I will see...

Should of have read the reviews. It sounded truly awful.

 

[Dog Problems]

As a Nintendo fan, this makes me laugh.

 

[Scott667]

I have a question about iOS knock-offs like this: Where does the money go? I've heard that if something is removed then Apple doesn't pay the developer, but does that mean that they keep it? Pretty poor system if Apple gets to keep all the cash from the shameless knock-offs.

 

[famousmortimer]

At some point Apple is going to have to get better at screening this stuff. Then again, there's about 500 mario knock offs on android (0% of them are good).

 

[Taruranto]

I swear i spent some good 2 minutes trying to find some differences in the title name.

 

[Keyser Soze]

New Super Mario Bros. U |OT| An angry tortoise could bite you.

 

[WiiRevolution1]

Should of have read the reviews. It sounded truly awful.

lol yea. I can't even get past the first level.

Whatever. Still a collector's item.

Atleast that Duck Hunt AR game was worth it. Whoever created that did put effort into it.

 

[BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO]

At least it runs in higher resolution.

Ice cold

Low quality, cheap-grade ripoffs. The future of gaming!

yup

 

[mocolostrocolos]

GOTF or GOTF?

 

[Coolbgdog12]

asanintendofanthisliterallymakesmesick.html

 

[BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO]

An angry tortoise could bite you.

This made me literally laugh out loud.

 

[Drago]

If I had an iOS device I would probably buy this

If I gave Block Shift (Android Pushmo ripoff) a shot then I would try this too

 

[Foffy]

Hope this is in the soundtrack.

 

[GimMick]

lol the top banner on their website
http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/1824314731

They aren't even trying anymore LMAO.

 

[Garcia]

Retina display.

 

[faridmon]

Very simply yet very addicting,this unique game requires you to quickly jump over obstacles and collect coins.But you are not secure in this beautiful cartoon world.An angry tortoise could bite you.An easy and smooth control makes it very funny and to jump or run.

They don't know the meaning of that word, it seems...

 

[Floex]

Looks better than the 3DS version

 

[Grampa Simpson]

As a Nintendo fan, this literally makes me sick.

Did it make you vomit, or just give you the shits?

 

[Willkiller]

Looks better than the 3DS version

What are you even trying to accomplish with this post?

Trying to be funny? If so you've failed horrible.

 

[Nilaul]

at what point can nintendo sue apple for letting this shit get through?

Nintendo doesn't sue Apple, Apple will sue Nintendo for every fruit apple included in their game.