So, I'm actually on a flight to Morocco when the direct is on. When I land, I expect news so glorious that the entire country is celebrating. Hastily constructed statues of Sakurai lining the streets, murals of Ridley, Mewtwo, Shulk and Palutena adorning the walls, men dressed as Isaac, women dressed as Tharja, boys dressed as Andy from Advance Wars and girls dressed as Jill from Drill Dozer. I expect to walk through the markets and see millions of burnt copies of the new games, which were copied following the games surprise reveal at the end of the direct, and I expect every house to have a WiiU on its doorstop, personally delivered by Sakurai himself. Anything less will be disappointing, and Nintendo might as well give up on gaming forever.