How will you maintain your cult of personality if you're wrong?
See, this is why you guys just populate cults instead of leading one: you're all too malicious! And exceedingly petty! You gotta be benevolent. Like me.
See, when you guys are inevitably wrong with all your stupid, simple prognostications based on limited imagination and broken coventional wisdom, I'm not even gonna MENTION your foible. It won't even occur to me to look for which one of you anxious bedwetters screwed it all up for yourselves yet again, because that's not really the point of this. That's not why I carefully, and with much premeditation and considerable effort, built this storied post history and glorious off-topic gaming forum legacy that soft grown men who have not come to know the warm embrace of my acceptance hiss and spit at in recoiling disgust like undead ghouls of the night.
No, this considered, artfully constructed cult of personality was built by these deft, fleet hobbity little fingers and my even fleeter, keener mind not simply to tut tut cheeping baby birds as they noisily plea for regurgitated genius!
Its to secure a position of power such that even the mightiest YouTube critic will fall from their lofty perch at my merest whim, so that I may brag to my wife later about having done it before I am asked to scoop the catbox again.
So go forth and speculate fearlessly!