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[SoundofSilence]

 

[Holy Order Sol]

Trump will have a massive part of the 2018 budget allocated to inventing Frieza's chair.

 

[MidgarBlowedUp]

A scooter would have been perfect. Man alive, I'd die to see that.

 

[Dead Prince]

to be fair trump is REALLY OLD

e: wait, not that old, but also in bad shape

age is a number. he decided to look like a blob.

 

[lvl99 Pixel]

small steering wheels are probably quite enticing

 

[LinkAndEpona]

Too bad they didn't all have golf carts, they're very fun to drive and they are electric, good for the environment.

 

[johnsmith]

The whole family has a thing with golf carts

https://mobile.twitter.com/FoxNews/status/868568126043992065

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Rich old white guy.

 

[Madness]

Too bad they didn't all have golf carts, they're very fun to drive and they are electric, good for the environment.

You know what is best for the environment, and also for your health if you are obese? Walking like everyone else walking.

 

[Mechanized]

For starters: STAMINA

For second: This tool completely embodies the stereotypical American from the 90s.

 

[Linkura]

This needs a NSFL warning jesus.

 

[Escape Goat]

There's no "perhaps" about it. He absolutely is.

 

[Rebel Leader]

This needs a NSFL warning jesus.

What's worse

A well done steak

Or

Ketchup on steak

 

[LinkAndEpona]

You know what is best for the environment, and also for your health if you are obese? Walking like everyone else walking.

Yea true, though it could have actually been bad, he could have ridden a Segway lol

 

[Morrigan Stark]

.

Perfect haha

to be fair trump is REALLY OLD

e: wait, not that old, but also in bad shape

Very bad shape indeed. My father-in-law is 7 years older and he's in much better shape, and he isn't even particularly athletic.

 

[Wag]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/trump-thinks-that-exercising-too-much-uses-up-the-bodys-finite-energy/2017/05/12/bb0b9bda-365d-11e7-b4ee-434b6d506b37_story.html

Smart.

Rather use up golf-cart battery than his own.

 

[Linkura]

Very bad shape indeed. My father-in-law is 7 years older and he's in much better shape, and he isn't even particularly athletic.

My fucking grandmother in law in her 90s was in much better shape. She died this past year at 102, RIP.

 

[Saganator]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/trump-thinks-that-exercising-too-much-uses-up-the-bodys-finite-energy/2017/05/12/bb0b9bda-365d-11e7-b4ee-434b6d506b37_story.html

Smart.

Rather use up golf-cart battery than his own.

I can't believe our president believes this bull shit. I tried searching the internet for this theory and it's basically non-existent before his biography came out. It's like he made it up to justify being lazy.

 

[Hierophant]

My fucking grandmother in law in her 90s was in much better shape. She died this past year at 102, RIP.

never underestimate old person strength, especially if they did manual labour back in their day

however, if they literally just sat on their ass wasting money and eating maccas everyday, you can sorta expect them to be a weak shit

 

[weekev]

I can't believe our president believes this bull shit. I tried searching the internet for this theory and it's basically non-existent before his biography came out. It's like he made it up to justify being lazy.

It's like that because that's exactly what it is. Weird that Trump has invented an alternative fact that suits him. Not like him, not like him at all.

 

[DarkKyo]

Have you seen his suits and haircut? I don't think he can tell good from bad.

I bet his favorite chocolate bar is Hershey's.

 

[Mahonay]

Can he be like the Segway guy and just ride off a cliff?

 

[Godzilla's Left Toe]

lol

 

[Godzilla's Left Toe]

Trump will have a massive part of the 2018 budget allocated to inventing Frieza's chair.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Children have a hard time with long walks.

 

[Username1198]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MaggieJordanACN/status/868494179835551744/photo/1
Dammit I don't n is how to post non imgur pics
But that link shows he rest of the g7 homies waking through Sicily while fatty is ridiing in a golf cart lmao

 

[Steeped in a Sea of Games]

The only shitty defense I've seen to this is that Donald did it intentionally to snub the other leaders because he's too good to walk next to them.

 

[howdyjacker]

Have you seen his suits and haircut? I don't think he can tell good from bad.

I laughed.

 

[adamsappel]

If he wasn't someone would take a shot at him. This is not a beloved "man".

I thought at first it might be a safety issue, but at the bottom of the walk he walked around in the crowd, so it's just that he was lazy.

 

[geomon]

I want to see him on a Segway.

That didn't work out too well for Dubya.

 

[mlclmtckr]

Literally nothing about his office makes me think he's a real doctor

 

[Woo-Fu]

Man you couldn't pay me $200 to eat frog legs

Frog legs are awesome.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Literally nothing about his office makes me think he's a real doctor

Totally real. His coat even reads, "Dr. Feltersnatch - Professional Vagina Inspector."

As for Trump: this is exactly what you'd expect from him. He is oblivious and lazy at best; being a salty bitch at worst.

 

[Clydefrog]

god it must be nice to be a billionaire

 

[norinrad]

Came to Europe to make Golf deals. I don't see why some of you are screaming.

 

[Smellycat]

nothing surprises me

 

[The Greek Freak]

It's really underrated how embarrassing it is to have an obese cheeto as president even if he wasn't a shit bag otherwise.

America where even the president is a fat lazy shit.

 

[Dai101]

Children have a hard time with long walks.

My niece which hasn't even turn 2yo can walk most of 1km. I bet you she can outrun this orange piece of shit.

 

[MiloHoffman]

impeach the bastard already

 

[Sir Doom]

to be fair trump is REALLY OLD

e: wait, not that old, but also in bad shape

Japanese elders are hiking mountains
What's his excuse

 

[SenorArdilla]

Japanese elders are hiking mountains
What's his excuse

Exercise is bad for you.

 

[Escape Goat]

Japanese elders are hiking mountains
What's his excuse

He's not Japanese?

 

[PdotMichael]

He's not Japanese?

Well, not with that attitude

 

[Crosseyes]

God I don't even know if another Obama level dignified president could be able to shake the American stereotype that Trump is validating without working at it for a decade after Trump is finally gone.

George W had enough 'stupid American' stereotype already, now you got Trump with the trifecta 'fat, lazy, stupid American' trope on lockdown.

 

[Amalthea]

impeach the bastard already

It's more likely that his arteries will "impeach" his cardiac muscle.

 

[DrEvil]

So this is Dr. Jacoby's new plot in Twin Peaks? Whatatwist!

It explains the golden shovels, at least.

 

[Ploid 3.0]

How did this happen, what did we do America? What he heck did we do? (In a low voice) how did this happen...

 

[Milly Osworth]

No photos? 😂

 

[Dai101]

No photos? 😂

No reading?

 

[Beer Monkey]

My grandfather was working on his farm, carrying buckets of feed at age 89 the day he died.

Trump isn't old, he's just a lazy ass fuck that is way out of shape.