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Trump Says He'll Show Off The US Military In Parades
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The Last Wizard
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I hope y'all don't really think that these guys care about Vets and people currently in service.
rokkerkory
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What a waste of resources
paradise_circus
Member
well, france still does it more or less
BocoDragon
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
Stalinist.
When you're copying North Korean's style, you've got problems.
When you're copying North Korean's style, you've got problems.
Lovely Salsa
Banned
Germany needs to rise again but this time as the good guys
Come on germany
Come on germany
Ollie Pooch
In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
About to be sworn in and this dumb fuck is thinking of slogans and pointless military parades. What a joke.
Smooth Operator
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I still can't believe that Trump is about to be your President.
Crazy shit.
Crazy shit.
Sidewinder
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For him it's all just a show and he's always at the center of it.
Make Trump great again!
Make Trump great again!
ClosingADoor
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All Democratic governors and mayors need to say: fuck this shit, we are not funding stupid parades and closing down our streets for that bullshit.
Don't disrespect Camacho like that. He's actually presidential.
vonStirlitz
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Where is that Simpsons Soviet Union gif when you need it?
This just makes me want to watch Office Space again.
Imperfected
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We're just being super nice and giving Germany a chance to get that monkey off their back by overthrowing someone else's Nazi regime.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
n00bsauce87
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I couldn't believe the title. I ended up laughing into sadness.
He's gonna play with his military like a 5 year old kid plays with gi jos military toys. Get ready ladies and gentlemen, humans and animals, males and females, and everyone else.
Someone needs to make a meme of a kid trump playing with military toys. And someone messes up his toys and he wants revenge.
Someone needs to make a meme of a kid trump playing with military toys. And someone messes up his toys and he wants revenge.
), but truly a man immune to despondency.L4DANathan
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Never. We killed off all the intellectuals and scientists because they were inventing hoaxes and being Trump haters.
WiiredShawn
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PATRIOTISM
TwntyOneTwlv
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I mean, parades are the most important part of the military! How else are you supposed to get all those first place ribbons?
iRAWRasaurus
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Awaiting Germany to liberate America when Trump invites his Russian friends over.
That would be quite the movie.
Germany will be the leader of the free world after January 20th. Hope they can make it through their next election.
He also had a victory tour after he won the election.
That would break up the EU as no one would trust Germany being a military might again.
He has so many friends it will make your head spin. The greatest friends. The best.
Tremendous friends. His circle of friends is bigly, believe me.
ebullientprism
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"Just lemme nuke something."
"But sir..."
"An island. Like with no people and stuff. Arent there a bunch of them in.....Sri Lanka?"
"Sir its....."
"Come on. We will watch from a boat. Pack a nice lunch. Please?"
"But sir..."
"An island. Like with no people and stuff. Arent there a bunch of them in.....Sri Lanka?"
"Sir its....."
"Come on. We will watch from a boat. Pack a nice lunch. Please?"
BeforeU
Oft hope is born when all is forlorn.
Pinko Marx
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As somebody that served in the US army I'll say that we were shown off in parades all the time. This registers on the lowest shelf of things to harp on Trump for.
Ollie Pooch
In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
Those who voted for him are slowly going to realise every single decision he makes is for himself or his family. The only schadenfreude-tinted silver lining.
Though to be fair, as an act of healing and reconciliation he concentrated on the areas that voted against him the most. There he vowed as President to serve all Americans, to be a guardian of science, a steward of the earth, and to look forward to a new dawn of peace and bipartisan accomplishment.
*wakes up*
Oh.
Right.
Fox Mulder
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Fly overs at sports events are great though. Airshows are badass.
Might as well distract Americans with shiny weapons of death while we get fucked by the GOP.
Might as well distract Americans with shiny weapons of death while we get fucked by the GOP.
Well, that's the plan at least
If we're literally going full Stalinist juche here, can we at least have the crazy Soviet realist architecture and not these black-and-gold towers General Secretary Trump violates the sky with? Let's have our authoritarianism with a bare minimum of proportion and class, fuck's sake.
hydragonwarrior
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Jesus Christ, he really is going to do a nuke demonstration in the future, isn't he
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