jesus titty-fucking christ
We live in the Onion.
She repealed and replaced her eyebrows? That's dedication.
Drive there on a Moped screaming the whole way.
How long does it take to drive from Pheonix to DC?
FtfyMcCain is gonna die and they'll blame Obama.
so this has a chance to actually pass??
If mccain is out, they only need 2 no's.Could have sworn there were 3 women senators stating they would vote no, plus Rand Paul, plus MCCain.
That would kill it right now.
(source)Talking Points Memo said:”Senator, what is up for a vote tomorrow? Could you update me?" Fox News' Neil Cavuto asked.
”I thought you were going to tell me," Paul replied. ”I thought I was coming on air for you to tell me."
Paul said Republican senators are completely in the dark about what measure they'll cast on-record votes for or against on Tuesday.
”We have no earthly idea what we will be voting on tomorrow other than that it'll be moving to the House bill, but everybody knows it's not really going to be the House bill," Paul said.
I thought that was why it wasn't voted on in the first place a week or two ago?Could have sworn there were 3 women senators stating they would vote no, plus Rand Paul, plus MCCain.
That would kill it right now.
If mccain is out, they only need 2 no's.
I thought that was why it wasn't voted on in the first place a week or two ago?
It doesn't sound like anything's changed about that. It's just that Trump went from "Forget it, let's just wait for Obamacare to die by itself" to "Fuck, I don't want to wait, so just vote anyway."
McConnell should be replaced as Majority Leader. How can he ever recover from this debacle?
Plan C:
Repeal with a guarantee to replace within 2 years.
This way, it's guaranteed...eventually...maybe...
But in the meantime, I keep my promise to repeal the failing nightmare of Obamacare that's ruining the lives of zillions of humankinds.
Ftfy
Are Republicans evil enough to kill one guy in sake of killing millions?
Are they that evil?
Does anyone else on the R side even want that job right now lol.McConnell should be replaced as Majority Leader. How can he ever recover from this debacle?
Yet @JohnCornyn can't meet with his constituents
Motion to proceed is pointless. Senate parliamentarian just came out and said half the shit in the bill violates the byrd rule, which means it needs either 1. 60 votes, or 2. watered down to point where its almost no change at all. Its dead jim.
Does anyone else on the R side even want that job right now lol.
This is beyond cartoon level villainry.
Watch them try to Skype in McCain for the vote.
Has Obama chimed in at all about healthcare?
Dude has been MIA since Trump won. lol
Honestly I hope they keep him for a while. Dude is awful at his job.