Probably the best use of this pic I've seen so far. :lolBlablurn said:
To Far Away Times said:I have a friend who works in a hospital and does endoscopy. Just last week he had (NSFW)The excuse is always "I slipped and fell."one person who had to have a dildo removed from his ass and another person who had to have a gerbal removed.
You really should see a doctor. Don't worry about embarrassment when seeing a doctor, that's the last thing that should be on your mind.
:lol my sentiments exactly.Blablurn said:
EvaPlusMinus said:He's off the vag!
To Far Away Times said:I have a friend who works in a hospital and does endoscopy. Just last week he had (NSFW)The excuse is always "I slipped and fell."one person who had to have a dildo removed from his ass and another person who had to have a gerbal removed.
You really should see a doctor. Don't worry about embarrassment when seeing a doctor, that's the last thing that should be on your mind.
Lol, good one.Truant said:Fixed
CurseoftheGods said:Long story short: I had anal sex with a "big" guy yesterday, and I woke up today with a large red stain in my underwear. My bum is still sore and feels very tender. Has anyone else experienced this? I bottomed plenty of guys before, but I never had this happen to me.
Replicant said:LOL, just tell the doctor that you think you get anal fissure due to over-straining at the toilet. Why? Because that's how most people got anal fissure. Due to straining over hard stool and not from getting stuffed with hard dicks.
You sound intrigued. Go ahead. Send him a PM.tass0 said:r u a girl
accidentally fell on some cockSecond said:Just tell the doctor you fell on something accidentally.
))<>(( FOREVERxelios said:Do you ever try to stick it back in and then let it out over and over?
Lol :lolNander said:It just means that you are becoming a woman, just like mommy...
CrankyJay said:I'm pretty sure a doctor can tell the difference between an anal fissure and a full on tear from a giant cock.
do you not wash your assKentpaul said:I only get skidmarks when i rub my asshole through my boxers
This man speaks from experienceCrankyJay said:I'm pretty sure a doctor can tell the difference between an anal fissure and a full on tear from a giant cock.
Jesus Christ learn to eat right :lolBitmap Frogs said:I got a fissure down there once from a really big nasty shit. One of those that's too big for the hole, if you know what I mean. Had to push hard, scrap with my finger whatever I could then repeat the process until it became small enough to pass through.
One of the worst experiences of my life.
Tube to bladder from your pee hole ain't exactly a dance party eitherOf course, I have a super-careful doctor and since my grand-grandfather or something had colon cancer she ordered a colonoscopy just to be sure there wasn't something else going on. Damn, that was one bad experience - you don't know pain until you have your whole colon full of compressed air.
Right - I have been more careful with my eating habits... That's definitely something I don't want to go through again.Raistlin said:Jesus Christ learn to eat right :lol
Tube to bladder from your pee hole ain't exactly a dance party either
Curse of the GodsCurseoftheGods said:Oh my fucking God, I have to take a dump. This feels horrible. I can't hold it in any longer.