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Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew · Dec 25, 2010

CurseoftheGods, indeed!

Deleted member 22576 · Dec 25, 2010

OuterWorldVoice said:
This thread also brought me to tears.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Beardz · Dec 25, 2010

Update please

Esch · Dec 25, 2010

DR2K said:
You've got a prostate for a reason too. ^_^

Yes. For exocrine functions.

ZephyrFate · Dec 25, 2010

EschatonDX said:
Yes. For exocrine functions.

And a ton of pleasure when touched.

spindashing · Dec 25, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
And a ton of pleasure when touched.

...

Mommy I want to go home

Xeke · Dec 25, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
And a ton of pleasure when touched.

...Yeah Heroin is pleasurable too...

BitchTits · Dec 25, 2010

The straight boys in this thread are funny, and know so little about their own bodies (see also the skid marks thread - yurgh!)

PhoncipleBone · Dec 25, 2010

BitchTits said:
The straight boys in this thread are funny, and know so little about their own bodies (see also the skid marks thread - yurgh!)

I am straight and know that it has been proven that massaging the prostate does excite and pleasure the male body. I have never done it myself, but it is backed up by science.

ZephyrFate · Dec 25, 2010

Xeke said:
...Yeah Heroin is pleasurable too...

You're an idiot. I'm talking about a natural bodily response not some fucking drug.

seriously, it's like you guys just love being ignorant about your own body

Esch · Dec 25, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
And a ton of pleasure when touched.

But I poop from there! ~_^

I just don't like things entering my orifices that are not drugs or food.

ZephyrFate · Dec 25, 2010

EschatonDX said:
But I poop from there! ~_^

I just don't like things entering my orifices that are not drugs or food.

That's... fine, but to deny that pleasure can't be had is just totally false.

dbztrk · Dec 25, 2010

spindashing said:
Does anyone else love the feeling of taking a shit as much as I do? I try to make the turd as long as I can and it feelsgoodman.jpg.

In actuality, I'm shitting right now. I should braid my pubes but I'm taking the extra time to post about my love for shitting.

Here comes another turd.

If you think it feels good coming out, you should feel a penis going in.

feelsgoodman.jpg.

Xeke · Dec 25, 2010

dbztrk said:
If you think it feels good coming out, you should feel a penis going in.

feelsgoodman.jpg.

Well...Food feels good going in my mouth but not coming out, so, I'd assume by the transitive property of what feels good. Mouth is to anus as food is to shit.

Poyunch · Dec 25, 2010

It's like petting dogs or cats. They hate when you pet up their fur but enjoy when you go down.

Door2Dawn · Dec 25, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
That's... fine, but to deny that pleasure can't be had is just totally false.

Whos denying that?

zlatko · Dec 25, 2010

spindashing said:
Does anyone else love the feeling of taking a shit as much as I do? I try to make the turd as long as I can and it feelsgoodman.jpg.

In actuality, I'm shitting right now. I should braid my pubes but I'm taking the extra time to post about my love for shitting.

Here comes another turd.

:lol :lol :lol

This is hilarious to me because it's EXACTLY what I do on the toilet and I thought I was the only one.

Brofist to you fellow lover of dumps.

Slayven · Dec 25, 2010

Ever took a shit so foul that you made yourself gag from the smell?

olore · Dec 25, 2010

Crunched said:
If there are no surface abrasions it could be serious. I don't have any experience with this, but I'd say don't be worried about explaining to a doctor what happened (if it comes to that). I work in a hospital, and you wouldn't believe the weird shit people stick in their assholes. Regular ol' anal is pretty boring in comparison.

Elaborate please

xelios · Dec 25, 2010

Xeke said:
Yeah...I'll pass on that. God created vagina's for a reason.

I read until God.

But no, if I can finish without touching my dick while bottoming it has to feel pretty damn good.

ZephyrFate · Dec 25, 2010

Xeke said:
Well...Food feels good going in my mouth but not coming out, so, I'd assume by the transitive property of what feels good. Mouth is to anus as food is to shit.

Stick to smoking pot -- thinking isn't really doing you favors.

Xeke · Dec 25, 2010

olore said:
Elaborate please

weekend_warrior · Dec 25, 2010

Um, yeaaaaaaah.... bye!

ZephyrFate · Dec 25, 2010

ITT: straight-gaf is afraid of anal sex

snap0212 · Dec 25, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
ITT: straight-gaf is afraid of anal sex

Straight people can have anal sex too. :/

ZephyrFate · Dec 25, 2010

snap0212 said:
Straight people can have anal sex too. :/

Did I say they couldn't?

spindashing · Dec 25, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
ITT: straight-gaf is afraid of anal sex

ITT: GayGAF is constantly trying to tell StraightGAF of the wonders of prostate stimulation yet StraightGAF is too busy trying to get Koshiba nudes.

ZephyrFate · Dec 25, 2010

spindashing said:
ITT: GayGAF is constantly trying to tell StraightGAF of the wonders of prostate stimulation yet StraightGAF is too busy trying to get Koshiba nudes.

who the hell is Koshiba

spindashing · Dec 25, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
who the hell is Koshiba

A female member of NeoGAF, that's who the fuck she is

Koodo · Dec 25, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
who the hell is Koshiba

Stunning Gaffer girl who should not have posted pictures on here. Lawd hammercy, I cannot imagine the number of stalkers.

spindashing · Dec 25, 2010

Koodo said:
Stunning Gaffer girl who should not have posted pictures on here. Lawd hammercy, I cannot imagine the number of stalkers.

Yeah, I remember a stalker on a 4chan-like board asking for pictures of her. That was awkward...

ZephyrFate · Dec 25, 2010

spindashing said:
A female member of NeoGAF, that's who the fuck she is

there are GIRLS on GAF?!??!?

TIME TO GO LUST AFTER HER

maybe I should say ITT: straight-gaf shows how creepy they are?

spindashing · Dec 25, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
there are GIRLS on GAF?!??!?

TIME TO GO LUST AFTER HER

maybe I should say ITT: straight-gaf shows how creepy they are?

If you were a female I'd lust after you too, sweetness.

ZephyrFate · Dec 25, 2010

spindashing said:
If you were a female too I'd lust after you too, sweetness.

I'm blushing.

spindashing · Dec 25, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
I'm blushing.

I'm taking a shit. Corn goes straight through me...

Koodo · Dec 25, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
there are GIRLS on GAF?!??!?

TIME TO GO LUST AFTER HER

maybe I should say ITT: straight-gaf shows how creepy they are?

lol just ITT?

The nest of creeps.

ZephyrFate · Dec 25, 2010

Koodo said:
lol just ITT?

The nest of creeps.

thank god GayGAF isn't creepy.

Dead Prince · Dec 25, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
thank god GayGAF isn't creepy.

some are. just not as creepy as those in the Miley/Victoria thread :lol

SapientWolf · Dec 25, 2010

spindashing said:
A female member of NeoGAF, that's who the fuck she is

Wait, there's a girl on the internet?

Y HALO THAR

Erebus · Dec 25, 2010

DMPrince said:
some are. just not as creepy as those in the Miley/Victoria thread :lol

Do you have someone in mind? >_>

ZephyrFate · Dec 25, 2010

DarkUSS said:
Do you have someone in mind? >_>

Hey DarkUSS, about that Skype thing you said you'd get...

Monocle · Dec 25, 2010

Xeke said:
Yeah...I'll pass on that. God created vagina's for a reason.

Guess you're against oral sex and masturbation then too, huh? Good luck.

Esch · Dec 25, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
That's... fine, but to deny that pleasure can't be had is just totally false.

I don't deny biological facts, guy.

SolidusDave · Dec 25, 2010

DMPrince said:
some are. just not as creepy as those in the Miley/Victoria thread :lol

^

ZephyrFate · Dec 25, 2010

EschatonDX said:
I don't deny biological facts, guy.

okay... well, then you know the prostate is more than just exocrine function

snap0212 · Dec 25, 2010

...the fuck is going on here? :lol

Xeke · Dec 25, 2010

SolidusDave said:
^

Raistlin · Dec 26, 2010

Bitmap Frogs said:
About the tube to bladder; guess what - after major surgery they removed it and since I wouldn't pee past the due time they had to do it live, without anaesthesia. Damn nasty stuff.

Had to do what live, I'm confused?

Raistlin · Dec 26, 2010

Koodo said:
lol just ITT?

The nest of creeps.

Koshiba is way too old for them.

[EDIT] Holy crap I didn't know that thread was a 114 fucking pages now. WTF gaf has a /jb up in this shit? :\

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy · Dec 26, 2010

Hrmmmm

This is one of them "DON'T FHUTA" threads, very rare indeed.

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