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[spindashing]

Does anyone else love the feeling of taking a shit as much as I do? I try to make the turd as long as I can and it feelsgoodman.jpg.

In actuality, I'm shitting right now. I should braid my pubes but I'm taking the extra time to post about my love for shitting.

Here comes another turd.

 

[-viper-]

i fucking hate shitting.

if i had some kind of superpower where there was no need to ever shit, i would be happy.

 

[Kurtofan]

i fucking hate shitting.

if i had some kind of superpower where there was no need to ever shit, i would be happy.

I'd like to have the superpower of controlling other people's bowels.

 

[(._.)]

Does anyone else love the feeling of taking a shit as much as I do? I try to make the turd as long as I can and it feelsgoodman.jpg.

In actuality, I'm shitting right now. I should braid my pubes but I'm taking the extra time to post about my love for shitting.

Here comes another turd.

 

[Dead Prince]

Merry Christmas :lol. you should smear aloe vera lotion on your hole.

 

[Kurtofan]

Does anyone else love the feeling of taking a shit as much as I do? I try to make the turd as long as I can and it feelsgoodman.jpg.

In actuality, I'm shitting right now. I should braid my pubes but I'm taking the extra time to post about my love for shitting.

Here comes another turd.

I love it.

 

[woodypop]

In all seriousness though, a doctor is going to be professional about it. Don't be embarrassed. I feel like I can tell my Dr. anything.

This.

I <3 my doctor. Most approachable, non-judgmental demeanor I've ever met. Great guy.

I'd like to have the superpower of controlling other people's bowels.

But what would your super-hero (villain?) name be?

 

[Buckethead]

Oh wow Merry Christmas :lol

 

[Beardz]

Did he offer you a napkin at least?

 

[Kurtofan]

But what would your super-hero (villain?) name be?

The Stain.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

I make a thread asking if you would fuck your father to save your mothers life and I get my thread privileges revoked.

This asshole makes a thread about his guy getting torn by a monster cock and he's in the clear.

Fucking hell.

 

[PetriP-TNT]

Did he offer you a napkin at least?

A+ for the reference, B- on delivery. I rate this post A-.

 

[DR2K]

I make a thread asking if you would fuck your father to save your mothers life and I get my thread privileges revoked.

This asshole makes a thread about his guy getting torn by a monster cock and he's in the clear.

Fucking hell.

You asked a dumb question, this guy is asking for help.

 

[mYm|17|]

No, don't go to the doctor. Stay and listen to AdviceGAF :lol

But seriously, I would get that checked out just in case

 

[Arnie]

This asshole makes a thread about his guy getting torn by a monster cock and he's in the clear.

i see wat you did there

 

[spindashing]

Merry Christmas :lol. you should smear shit on your face.

Fixed

 

[FatalT]

You asked a dumb question, this guy is asking for help.

What if Ducky was secretly asking for help? What if his mother and father's captors were in the room with him when he made the thread and because no one answered him seriously and a mod revoked his thread posting privileges, his mother was murdered?

WHAT IF?!

 

[Count Dookkake]

CurseoftheRods

The Stain.

By day, mild-mannered proctologist, Dr Clench Powers.

 

[ZephyrFate]

I make a thread asking if you would fuck your father to save your mothers life and I get my thread privileges revoked.

This asshole makes a thread about his guy getting torn by a monster cock and he's in the clear.

Fucking hell.

since we don't actually know the size of the cock and this is actually a normal sexual act whereas your thread was a concentrated dilution of stupid i can see where the difference lies

 

[-viper-]

What if Ducky was secretly asking for help? What if his mother and father's captors were in the room with him when he made the thread and because no one answered him seriously and a mod revoked his thread posting privileges, his mother was murdered?

WHAT IF?!

what if it was the terrorist's law you had to do all that and fuck a dolphin?

 

[NomarTyme]

....:lol

 

[Baconsarnie]

For all the joking here, if it is really hurting you that bad, and especially if there is a significant amount of blood, see a doctor. Suck it up, or you may regret it later.

Intentional pun or my sick mind?

 

[Rad-]

Does anyone else love the feeling of taking a shit as much as I do? I try to make the turd as long as I can and it feelsgoodman.jpg.

In actuality, I'm shitting right now. I should braid my pubes but I'm taking the extra time to post about my love for shitting.

Here comes another turd.

Taking a shit feels really good man, I agree.

 

[Door2Dawn]

Stealth bragging thread imo.

But then again, who would want to brag about getting split in two by a big cock?

 

[ZephyrFate]

Stealth bragging thread imo.

But then again, who would want to brag about getting split in two by a big cock?

Because getting laid is awesome?

 

[Door2Dawn]

Because getting laid is awesome?

i guess..

 

[ZephyrFate]

i guess..

I'm sorry, I know gay sex is just so perplexing to you.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

Stealth bragging thread imo.

But then again, who would want to brag about getting split in two by a big cock?

*raises hand*

 

[bud]

taking a shit feels incredible when the turds are solid, long and wet and slide right out--that's the greatest feeling ever (no homo*). but when it's hard and takes a long time to come out and breaks down as it comes out, then i don't enjoy it very much.


*not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[Xeke]

Because getting laid is awesome?

I guess I never really thought there were people who actually enjoyed having dicks in the ass, I always assumed it was to the benefit of the person on top while the other dude takes one for the team.

 

[Door2Dawn]

I'm sorry, I know gay sex is just so perplexing to you.

It really is. Not a day goes by without me thinking: "Damn, how the hell does that shit work?"

 

[ZephyrFate]

I guess I never really thought there were people who actually enjoyed having dicks in the ass, I always assumed it was to the benefit of the person on top while the other dude takes one for the team.

You know there's erogenous zones in the ass, particularly the prostate, right?

 

[Angry Grimace]

I'm not sure I understand. The answer is obvious, it's a tear.

Not usually a super big deal, but takin' a big dump is going to not be fun.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

I'd like to have the superpower of controlling other people's bowels.

 

[(._.)]

I make a thread asking if you would fuck your father to save your mothers life and I get my thread privileges revoked.

This asshole makes a thread about his guy getting torn by a monster cock and he's in the clear.

Fucking hell.

jesus h christ

 

[Gaborn]

I guess I never really thought there were people who actually enjoyed having dicks in the ass, I always assumed it was to the benefit of the person on top while the other dude takes one for the team.

In terms of gay anal sex there are tops (who looooooooove to pound that ass) there are bottoms (who loooooooooooooove to be pounded) and switches (who love it either coming or going).

Seriously though, go to the doctor and get it checked. If it's nothing you'll be reassured, if it's SOMETHING they'll fix it.

 

[MidnightScott]

I came in here thinking this was a thread about a girl gettin her cherry popped or something lol. That sucks though, but see a doctor. Getting shit in a cut isn't a good thing...

 

[SolidusDave]

That's normal, now you're not a virgin anymore!

 

[POWERSPHERE]

Looks like this dude got his shit fucked up bad.

YEAH!

 

[Lebron]

Did you cry while he was pounding you with the force of the Gods?


Anyway, I'd give it a couple of days to see it heals on its own. If not, head to the doctor on Monday.

 

[DR2K]

I guess I never really thought there were people who actually enjoyed having dicks in the ass, I always assumed it was to the benefit of the person on top while the other dude takes one for the team.

Sounds like you need to get fucked.

 

[Xeke]

Sounds like you need to get fucked.

Yeah...I'll pass on that. God created vagina's for a reason.

 

[Seanspeed]

Does anyone else love the feeling of taking a shit as much as I do? I try to make the turd as long as I can and it feelsgoodman.jpg.

In actuality, I'm shitting right now. I should braid my pubes but I'm taking the extra time to post about my love for shitting.

Here comes another turd.

I'm taking a break from GAF.

 

[PumpkinPie]

"I'm gonna tear you a new asshole, bitch!"









Oh shit, he really did

 

[ZephyrFate]

Yeah...I'll pass on that. God created vagina's for a reason.

HAHAHA, okay.

 

[The Shadow]

I don't know OP. Is there blood in your underwear?

 

[DR2K]

Yeah...I'll pass on that. God created vagina's for a reason.

You've got a prostate for a reason too. ^_^

 

[SolidusDave]

You've got a prostate for a reason too. ^_^

is it prostate cancer? ^o^

 

[ZephyrFate]

is it prostate cancer? ^o^

 

[Stinkles]

You have a tear...go to the doctor because this is serious.

This thread also brought me to tears.