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Um... there is blood in my underwear?

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shuri

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Koodo said:
Stunning Gaffer girl who should not have posted pictures on here. Lawd hammercy, I cannot imagine the number of stalkers.
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If she doing to self-destroy in an epic explosion of drama like the other gaffettes who were the flavor of the month in the past?

Bets are open!
 
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1stStrike

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I'll admit, I cringed a bit when I read the OP. That doesn't sound pleasant at all.

It's like "hey guys, so this massive dick was up my ass and now i'm bleeding. who would've thought?"

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HallucinatingElvis

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To Far Away Times said:
I have a friend who works in a hospital and does endoscopy. Just last week he had (NSFW)
one person who had to have a dildo removed from his ass and another person who had to have a gerbal removed.
The excuse is always "I slipped and fell."

You really should see a doctor. Don't worry about embarrassment when seeing a doctor, that's the last thing that should be on your mind.
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yup. I work in radiology and not too long back we had a guy with a large wrench in his ass, said he was in his garage naked and fell on his toolbox.
 
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seat

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Hey guys. Last night I received anal sex from a well-endowed man and today my butt is bleeding. Any idea what might be the cause?
 
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enzo_gt

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seat said:
Hey guys. Last night I received anal sex from a well-endowed man and today my butt is bleeding. Any idea what might be the cause?
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Should've had TheWiiCast instead.
 
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PhoenixDark

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To gay Gaf: does anyone prefer bottoming to topping? It just seems like pounding something is a natural desire of dudes regardless of orientation
 
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seat

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Medalion said:
You need more practice
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Okay.

I need help trying to figure something else out: This morning I drank expired milk, and later in the day I vomited. Why did I get sick?
 
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ZephyrFate

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PhoenixDark said:
To gay Gaf: does anyone prefer bottoming to topping? It just seems like pounding something is a natural desire of dudes regardless of orientation
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it's half and half. a lot of straight men like being submissive, too.
 
i_am_ben

i_am_ben

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PhoenixDark said:
To gay Gaf: does anyone prefer bottoming to topping? It just seems like pounding something is a natural desire of dudes regardless of orientation
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gayland is drowning in bottoms
 
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smurfx

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i_am_ben said:
gayland is drowning in bottoms
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really? all the gay guys that go on howard stern always say they never bottom. george tekei said he is now retired from bottoming.
 
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MIMIC

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Xeke said:
I guess I never really thought there were people who actually enjoyed having dicks in the ass, I always assumed it was to the benefit of the person on top while the other dude takes one for the team.
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I will never understand this crap....male or female. Yes, I guess the prostate factors in (with guys) but you have to get through the ASS to get there.

I like honey but I'm not going to stick my tongue beehive just to get it.
 
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ZephyrFate

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MIMIC said:
I will never understand this crap....male or female. Yes, I guess the prostate factors in (with guys) but you have to get through the ASS to get there.

I like honey but I'm not going to stick my tongue beehive just to get it.
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just because you don't like it doesn't mean you shoudn't understand it

you guys like vagina, you say it's pleasurable, and I understand that. Doesn't mean I'm gonna take a trip into something that looks like fucking beef curtains or a hatchet wound
 
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orioto

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ZephyrFate said:
Doesn't mean I'm gonna take a trip into something that looks like fucking beef curtains or a hatchet wound
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That's racist!
But so true

On a funny note, i have a straight friend whom two girl friends tried to finger in the past, and he was like "hu no please.. wtf..." and they were like "oh sorry... i've seen lot of guys asking me that..."

Hm, interesting times.
 
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CurseoftheGods

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So the doctor said it's nothing to worry about, and everything looked fine. He recommended warm baths, laxatives, and to take it easy for the next couple of days.

Thanks for the help, Gaffots! I've never seen my butthole get so much love and support.

P.S. He wasn't black; he was Arab. We have a "date" in a couple of days that I might have to cancel :(
 
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Ogni-XR21

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CurseoftheGods said:
So the doctor said it's nothing to worry about, and everything looked fine. He recommended warm baths, laxatives, and to take it easy for the next couple of days.

Thanks for the help, Gaffots! I've never seen my butthole get so much love and support.

P.S. He wasn't black; he was Arab. We have a "date" in a couple of days that I might have to cancel :(
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Good to hear that. Try not to eat too much chocolate then...

And to anyone going all "OMG anal" in here let me tell you that you really missed out if you never had a blowjob & prostate massage combo.
 
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Dead Prince

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CurseoftheGods said:
So the doctor said it's nothing to worry about, and everything looked fine. He recommended warm baths, laxatives, and to take it easy for the next couple of days.

Thanks for the help, Gaffots! I've never seen my butthole get so much love and support.

P.S. He wasn't black; he was Arab. We have a "date" in a couple of days that I might have to cancel :(
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i saw an arab porn. some have huge cocks.
 
Erebus

Erebus

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CurseoftheGods said:
So the doctor said it's nothing to worry about, and everything looked fine. He recommended warm baths, laxatives, and to take it easy for the next couple of days.

Thanks for the help, Gaffots! I've never seen my butthole get so much love and support.

P.S. He wasn't black; he was Arab. We have a "date" in a couple of days that I might have to cancel :(
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Good to know. Just take it easy the next time you see him.
 
Monocle

Monocle

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CurseoftheGods said:
So the doctor said it's nothing to worry about, and everything looked fine. He recommended warm baths, laxatives, and to take it easy for the next couple of days.

Thanks for the help, Gaffots! I've never seen my butthole get so much love and support.

P.S. He wasn't black; he was Arab. We have a "date" in a couple of days that I might have to cancel :(
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Glad to hear things are going to work out for you.

MIMIC said:
I will never understand this crap....male or female. Yes, I guess the prostate factors in (with guys) but you have to get through the ASS to get there.

I like honey but I'm not going to stick my tongue beehive just to get it.
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It's not rocket science. In women, the thin wall between the rectum and the vagina can permit indirect stimulation of erectile tissues during anal penetration. In men, the prostate can be stimulated through the rectal wall. And the anus itself is a highly innervated area in both sexes. Basically, people like to do stuff that feels good.
 
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-viper-

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ZephyrFate said:
You're an idiot. I'm talking about a natural bodily response not some fucking drug.

seriously, it's like you guys just love being ignorant about your own body
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the presence of the opioid receptors in the brain indicate there is a naturally occurring peptide which can induce a similar response as heroin (an opioid agonist).
 
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Messypandas

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Some of the best conversations of my life are with a girl whose works in endoscopy. Some gems.

A Henry hoover vacuum nozzle.
A Barbie Doll (arms outstretched)
A saw blade

Likewise the excuse is always complete denial. One guy, who had a dildo stuck up his ass said he did it because his girlfriend was on holiday. Fair enough.
 
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ZephyrFate

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-viper- said:
the presence of the opioid receptors in the brain indicate there is a naturally occurring peptide which can induce a similar response as heroin (an opioid agonist).
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that's so cool man but i'm guessing it wouldn't kill you like heroin actually would
 
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