nephilimdj
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Shadows of Ratbag: Mordor 2
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WB Games teasing a reveal for March 8th?
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Is this a hint? 🤔
GringoSuave89
Banned
I think I've cracked it.
This announcement says we can expect the reveal on "8 Mars" Mars is also...the Roman God of War. Who is the Greek God of War? Ares.
Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S. Ram. And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. Now dig. Ares' half-sister is Athena. Athena....like Athens...which is the capital of Greece. And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in...785 B.C. And 785 is the area code to Topeka...Topeka, Kansas! Code Kansas!
Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S. Snake doc. Snake doctor. And brothers, who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers? Aesculapius. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. They called it Aesculapius' staff. It's a symbol the medical field uses right to this day.
Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythology? It involves Aesculapius' own father! Apollo! Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi, which was a big-ass snake. And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world? The South American anaconda. Like Anaconda Malt Liquor! And how many words are there in total in Anaconda Malt Liquor? Just three.
The fact you went Black Dynamite with it makes me happy. You're a cool dude.
Some Nobody
Junior Member
I ignored that post 'cause of the big ol "Half Life 3" image (not my deal) but I'm glad you pointed it out--gave me a nice giggle.
GringoSuave89
Banned
I'm sick of the HL3 memes myself, but the second I recognized it I had to give props.
HeisenbergWW62
Banned
For what it's worth, Jason Schreier said it's called Shadow of War, not Mordor. Might imply that it's more than just MordorTinúviel;229542434 said:
Would've skipped this great black dynamite reference if not for gringo thanks BrehI think I've cracked it.
This announcement says we can expect the reveal on "8 Mars" Mars is also...the Roman God of War. Who is the Greek God of War? Ares.
Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S. Ram. And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. Now dig. Ares' half-sister is Athena. Athena....like Athens...which is the capital of Greece. And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in...785 B.C. And 785 is the area code to Topeka...Topeka, Kansas! Code Kansas!
Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S. Snake doc. Snake doctor. And brothers, who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers? Aesculapius. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. They called it Aesculapius' staff. It's a symbol the medical field uses right to this day.
Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythology? It involves Aesculapius' own father! Apollo! Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi, which was a big-ass snake. And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world? The South American anaconda. Like Anaconda Malt Liquor! And how many words are there in total in Anaconda Malt Liquor? Just three.
Are you teasing? 😛
demosthenes
Member
Where is the Thor option?
GringoSuave89
Banned
If it's Batman or Black Dynamite, I got you fam.
TangoAlphaLima
Member
Squenix got you covered. Thor 2: The Dark World: The Game.
According to who? You?
Did Mad Max do well enough to get a sequel? It's a competent and fun game that you can tell was made on about 12$. There's a lot there they can improve upon, and the base core of mechanics is pretty solid. The way the game was basically abandoned after it came out (DLC menu on the game's main menu and absolutely zero DLC released...yeah not a good sign) and could be found for peanuts everywhere like >6 months after it came out makes me skeptical WB is going to be funding another one, though.
GringoSuave89
Banned
Looks like the kids wanting Mordor 2 got their wish....
scoobs
Member
What about the adults?