I think I've cracked it.
This announcement says we can expect the reveal on "8 Mars" Mars is also...the Roman God of War. Who is the Greek God of War? Ares.
Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S. Ram. And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. Now dig. Ares' half-sister is Athena. Athena....like Athens...which is the capital of Greece. And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in...785 B.C. And 785 is the area code to Topeka...Topeka, Kansas! Code Kansas!
Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S. Snake doc. Snake
doctor. And brothers, who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers? Aesculapius. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. They called it Aesculapius' staff. It's a symbol the medical field uses right to this day.
Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythology? It involves Aesculapius' own father! Apollo! Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi, which was a big-ass snake. And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world? The South American anaconda. Like
Anaconda Malt Liquor! And how many words are there in total in Anaconda Malt Liquor? Just three.