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[wRATH2x]

Run around naked.
Fap.
Eat any candy or snack.
Fap.
Watch Porn(Weird or normal it doesn't matter)
Fap.
Sing any rock, punk or metal anthem passionately trying to give my best performance.
Fap.
Fap.
Fap.

I masturbate without ejaculating until days or a week later, because that ruins the fun.

 

[yuna55]

Run around naked.
Fap.
Eat any candy or snack.
Fap.
Watch Porn(Weird or normal it doesn't matter)
Fap.
Sing any rock, punk or metal anthem passionately trying to give my best performance.
Fap.
Fap.
Fap.

I masturbate without ejaculating until days or a week later, because that ruins the fun.

:lol I never know if you're serious or joking, so I always assume you're half-joking.

 

[Always-honest]

dance when i'm happy. i never dance in public. i think dancing men are a complete emberasment. But i can understand the need to move to music.

there is no excuse though for men to dance in public. also, don't eat icecream.
and while we're at it, don't cry. Do that at home.

am i right in this opinion? probaby not. but it's how i feel. can't help it.

 

[Blablurn]

I walk up the stairs on all fours. It's just easier and faster. Though I've been doing it when other people are around too lately.

:|

 

[wRATH2x]

:lol I never know if you're serious or joking, so I always assume you're half-joking.

You referring to this post or all of my posts?

 

[fastford58]

When I get out of a hot shower, I watch the steam coming off of my hands and pretend it is some straight up wizard magic powers or something.

 

[Unknown One]

I walk up the stairs on all fours. It's just easier and faster. Though I've been doing it when other people are around too lately.

And I thought I was the only one that does this.

 

[yuna55]

You referring to this post or all of my posts?

Epic posts like this one mostly.

 

[way more]

I walk up the stairs on all fours. It's just easier and faster. Though I've been doing it when other people are around too lately.

I only do this at home as well. I'm sure it's simply more efficient way of moving up stairs. I also run on all fours and attack my doggie. Then I beat her as I imagine a primative ape man would.

 

[close to the edge]

I play weird stuff on the piano, I sing along to music or pretend I'm a conductor or a pianist or a guitarist, depending on the music. Probably not all that weird.

 

[wormstrangler]

At 3am last weekend, I laid down on the road outside in the rain without a shirt on.

 

[Unknown One]

At 3am last weekend, I laid down on the road outside in the rain without a shirt on.

I got to try this...

 

[wRATH2x]

Epic posts like this one mostly.

Oh, well the post here was actually serious. Edging is awesome!

 

[Always-honest]

At 3am last weekend, I laid down on the road outside in the rain without a shirt on.

hoping for something exciting to happen to your life?

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Sit completely motionless until someone comes home.

 

[Zutroy]

I sing quite passionately to myself in the mirror.

If my parents go on holiday, I bring my mattress downstairs and set up camp in the living room.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

i practice my kicks (YES, i kick the punching bag on a normal bases)but when nobody's around and usually when im drunk i shadow kick(like shadow boxing).....mid kicks, head kicks(try), and spinning back kicks :lol




trust me, im awesome

 

[wormstrangler]

hoping for something exciting to happen to your life?

Well, kind of. But isn't everyone? Very astute, anyway.

I was walking off/recovering from a night on the town at the time.

 

[Always-honest]

i practice my kicks (YES, i kick the punching bag on a normal bases)when nobody's around and usually when im drunk i shadow kick(like shadow boxing).....mid kicks, head kicks(try), and spinning back kicks :lol




trust me, im awesome

oh yeah. that's great. used to feel badass when i did that. i still have the bag in another house. man size and wight. tough fucker i tell you

 

[i hate bees]

I tend to walk about singing pop songs but replacing the lyrics with profanity and violent imagery.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

oh yeah. that's great. used to feel badass when i did that. i still have the bag in another house. man size and wight. tough fucker i tell you

i have a 100lbs bag thats the only way to go.

 

[Ruuppa]

Exercising. Push-ups, sit-ups, whatever works. I just can't do it if someone's in the house. But that's not "weird stuff".

I guess singing screwy versions of popular songs fits that better.

Edit: Just read 2 posts above mine. *snif* I'm not alone.

 

[Lolligag]

And I thought I was the only one that does this.

I do it too.

Didn't think that was too weird.

 

[bjork]

Poop with the door open.

 

[Apath]

- Cuss a lot at games.
- Lie on my back on the floor and stair at the upside room with my mouth open. This can go on for several minutes.
- Lie in the sun next to my dog because I'm probably lazier than he is.

Mm, that's pretty much it. I do some other stuff like piss with the door open and what not, but I wouldn't call that weird.

 

[bjork]

I do some other stuff like piss with the door open and what not, but I wouldn't call that weird.

I meant the front door to my house. Like, on a newspaper. Then I tie it into a neat bundle and huck it out into the street.

 

[°°ToMmY°°]

browse gaf.

 

[Kozak]

I become a professional footballer taking the free kick that will define my career. I play for Arsenal after being scouted from Sydney FC.

This of course depends on the season. If its football season then the above is what I do. There is also Tennis season. In Tennis season I am a young tennis player who has wild carded his way into the Wimbledon final and is playing Roger Federer. I am 2 sets and 5-0, 40-0 in the 3rd set. I break my left arm yet continue the game. Federer comes back and takes the title.

Lol.

 

[wRATH2x]

Exercising. Push-ups, sit-ups, whatever works. I just can't do it if someone's in the house. But that's not "weird stuff".

Yeah me too, for some reason I hate my family watching me work out.

Poop with the door open.

Yes!

 

[McLovin]

I run around the house when no one else is there. And I occasionally make sound effects. :lol

My brother does/did this. I kept making fun of him so he stopped. Now he does it in his room with the door locked. I have now idea how he's pulling it off :lol

Talk to myself in an English accent. (I'm American.)

fuck dude.. that sounds like a bloody good time!

 

[Trent Strong]

Talk to myself in an English accent. (I'm American.)

 

[Chao]

Poop with the door open.

Also, sing heavy metal with passion. And doing the instruments vocally too. BUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDU MYAAAAOOOOHHHH WAAAAHHH

 

[McLovin]

With people: I browse gaf.
by myself: I browse gaf while touching myself.

 

[sebajuNujabes]

I walk up the stairs on all fours. It's just easier and faster. Though I've been doing it when other people are around too lately.

This. To go a step further, I've always had the habit of perching like a gargoyle on sturdy structures or bringing my feet up in front of me when I sit. Quite comfortable really.

 

[BGBW]

Sit around in my dressing gown.

Singing and dancing is something I can do around my parents, though I keep that kooky side to me under wraps around others.

Fapping just requires someone not being in the same room, not necessarily out of the house. Adds to the excitement.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

I get a plastic sword and start swinging it around pretending i'm slaying demons. Fuck yeah.

When I was a little kid, I used to do this with a metal broom stick, and I did it to trim some trees outside my house. The sound was so badass. I fucked up some brooms and trees in my day.

 

[hxa155]

I touch myself, ALL THE TIME.

 

[valkillmore]

Pinch and roll.

I also pick scabs.

Spoiler

And eat them.

 

[EatChildren]

I like to imagine scenarios where friends bring up silly points that I then educate them on, to a small onlooking crowd of thoroughly impressed strangers.

 

[Always-honest]

Well, kind of. But isn't everyone?

kinda. untill shit really happens. It did with me. now i'm just taking life as it is. drma will come, don't worry.

 

[faridmon]

Air guitar while listening to music.
try to see my acting abilities.
watch J-Dramas.
think........

I become a professional footballer taking the free kick that will define my career. I play for Arsenal after being scouted from Sydney FC.

Lol.

OMG i thought i was the only one who does that.
I imagine my self an Everton player and play against the big 4 and practice freekicks on my own.

 

[∀ Narayan]

I sing and rock out with my doggie. He goes crazy. :lol

 

[InfiniteNine]

I pretend to be Marty Friedman and play air guitar.

 

[HeySeuss]

Pick my bellybutton and sniff my finger.

 

[Mr Sandman]

Play with my brown eye.

 

[Easy_D]

Also, sing heavy metal with passion. And doing the instruments vocally too. BUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDU MYAAAAOOOOHHHH WAAAAHHH

This this this :lol It's fun to pretend to be a rock god!

 

[flsh]

I make a super special waffle, dance in my underwear like Tom Cruise in Risky Business, smoke and inadvertently start the house on fire as I pass out.

Haha, I was just about to post this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2UVsyVLLcE#t=0m38s

I don't even dance around other people.

 

[crazy monkey]

pick boogers and yell at them like they are whore

 

[astroturfing]

I walk up the stairs on all fours. It's just easier and faster. Though I've been doing it when other people are around too lately.

hahahah, that's brilliant! never even thought of doing that. i think i'll try tonight, im visiting my parents and... they have stairs.

but hmm what do i do when no one is around.. well nothing really weird i guess, except sing made up songs that are really stupid, i mean incredibly idiotic. i make up songs where i just repeat something completely random and stupid over and over again. i dont know why it amuses me.

 

[How About No]

I think I have a strange controlled form of Tourettes. I will sometimes blurt out expletives, but only if I know no one else is around.

Should I say, if I THINK no one else is around >.>