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AmMortal

Banned
Jinfash said:
WHAT THE HELL? DIDN'T YOU LIKE WORK ON THE PORT?!
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NO HE HAS POWARZ OF EVERYTING GAMES ;AJDLSAPDJ;AISDJXZ

Okay guys, I'm done with this thread.

I have a baby on the way. Wife is furious
 
Jinfash

Jinfash

needs 2 extra inches
ILOSTMYBOX said:
Metal Gear Solid Teaser

oh shit
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So you're like admitting in front of everybody that you were faking being a Konami employee? yes or no?

Just to make everything clear to everyone... oh wow, you're a junior too.
 
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afternoon delight

Member
Metal Gear Solid........ TEASER? YOU SAY?

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shit better be significant Monday
 
wolfmat

wolfmat

Confirmed Asshole
AmMortal said:
NO HE HAS POWARZ OF EVERYTING GAMES ;AJDLSAPDJ;AISDJXZ

Okay guys, I'm done with this thread.

I have a baby on the way. Wife is furious
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Haha what the fuck are you doing here then? Geeze Louise.
 
D

Death_Born

Banned
AmMortal said:
NO HE HAS POWARZ OF EVERYTING GAMES ;AJDLSAPDJ;AISDJXZ

Okay guys, I'm done with this thread.

I have a baby on the way. Wife is furious
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Just don't ask the doctor how babby is formed, for your own sake.
 
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ILOSTMYBOX

Banned
Jinfash said:
So you're like admitting in front of everybody that you were faking being a Konami employee? yes or no?

Just to make everything clear to everyone... oh wow, you're a junior too.
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iwanttomakeaussienews
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ILOSTMYBOX said:
Okay guys, I gotta spill the beans, the new Metal Gear is indeed Metal Gear Solid 3 on the 360. Don't get upset at a remake of a Metal Gear that isn't the most recent release because.. that will be in there too! The whole Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Athena thing has really struck a nail here at Konami, we've decided to remake Snake Eater AND Guns of the Patriots for the Xbox 360. Well.. we're just giving a great deal, not brand new content like Dark Athena.. sorry for getting some hopes up.

Anyways, I can't say what the distribution method will be but I can tell you it won't be conventional.

:)
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ILOSTMYBOX said:
translate for me
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ILOSTMYBOX said:
Ground textures are getting worked on and we're hoping we don't have to change a whole lot visually.
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ILOSTMYBOX said:
I'm from the internet working on a program to stream PS3 games to 360's, sort of like a flash game.

i'm done
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[Nintex]

Member
Nameless said:
Lttp, someone care to summarize the last 69 pages?
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Green is for Xbox
I is for iPhone
or DSi
or Wiiiii
Electronic devices can has power buttons
Metal Gear Solid Touch
Metal Gear Solid Teaser
Metal Gear: ST
!!!! Metal Gear AC!D
METAL GEAR SODA ORANGE OCELOT
Final nail in the coffin
again?
Metal Gear 100% confirmed, does not confirm

And around we go...
 
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ItAintEasyBeinCheesy

it's 4th of July in my asshole
Nameless said:
Lttp, someone care to summarize the last 69 pages?
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EmCeeGramr said:
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"I suppose you want to know about the next Metal Gear. Well, here's a website for "MGST."

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"MGS COMING TO THE 360, WII, DS AND iPHONE! JUST FIGURE OUT WHAT THE T IS!"


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"There it is! Quick, start digging and speculating! Meltdowns ahoy!"

"Hey, we already found something!"

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Dear GAFfers,
I'm afraid that there is no new Metal Gear game. I am very sorry for having to lie to you like that. However, while you were occupied, I was able to escape from your fanboy clutches. I will never have to make progressively worse Metal Gears at your whim ever again.
Yours truly,
Hideo Ko~~~~
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"...I can't read the signature!"

"Then keep posting, we're bound to find something!"
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Pretty much
 
GrayFoxPL

GrayFoxPL

Member
Knowing Kojima this is all about penises.

One is up other is down. Together they merge and form a fucked up story about abused kittens in Mongolia.
 
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RetroMG

Member
Kotaku has a thing about trying to make anagrams from "A Next Metal Gear Is" which is pretty funny. I decided to run it through a generator, but I didn't see anything. For a second I thought "A Next Is" could form Existence, but no, just Existan
 
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Graphics Horse

Member
RetroGamer42 said:
Kotaku has a thing about trying to make anagrams from "A Next Metal Gear Is" which is pretty funny. I decided to run it through a generator, but I didn't see anything. For a second I thought "A Next Is" could form Existence, but no, just Existan
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The power button is the C

It finally all makes sense.
 
H

Hazaro

relies on auto-aim
METAL GEAR SOLID : TARNISHED THREAD TITLES

:lol

Now people are going to wander in wondering how such a thread title caused 3,400 posts :lol
 
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industrian

will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
Metal Gear Solid: Carnival of Stupid

Exclusive to Xbox 360.

Edit: Beaten. GODVERDOMME! This thread moves too fucking fast.
 
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