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[Kentpaul]

its a changing room thats what it is for get naked, get changed walk out, manly up

 

[Deleted member 30609]

dude's got some anger issues





i dig the irony of this though:



from his old thread titled: Gayming Age: How do you know if you’re… you know…



lulz

this is grandjedi6-level shit right here.

bravo.

 

[Neverender]

I always go into the family changeroom because there's always new mothers changing while their kids always go to the stalls. So fucking awesome.

 

[Zomo]

:lol

 

[shanshan310]

oh come on. Just cause the guy doesn't like hanging around naked people doesn't mean he's "not a man". Frankly, im a bit uncomfortable with nakedness too, Although i think us females tend to be a bit more modest.
Sure, centuries ago most people may not have, but things change and if OP is uncomfortable then you lot crying gay isn't going to change much.

The last few gyms I had a membership at, enforced a towel policy in the sauna. You had to have one on your waist at all times. Supposedly people were going at in the sauna(sounds about right) and now they enforce everyone to have a towel on. If you are caught without one, you get booted from the gym.

If the OP (and anyone else not comfortable with nakedness) is so concerned about it, why not register a complaint about it, or ask them to enforce above towel policy. Or you could just avoid the changerooms, or change to a different gym.

 

[Revelations]

Change in the car douchebag. Us men have balls to keep dry which is impossible to do with the moisture pouring out of your vagina.

Hooly shit! :lol :lol :lol

 

[Inanna]

Frankly, im a bit uncomfortable with nakedness too, Although i think us females tend to be a bit more modest.

That's true.

 

[Kentpaul]

oh come on. Just cause the guy doesn't like hanging around naked people doesn't mean he's "not a man". Frankly, im a bit uncomfortable with nakedness too, Although i think us females tend to be a bit more modest.
Sure, centuries ago most people may not have, but things change and if OP is uncomfortable then you lot crying gay isn't going to change much.



If the OP (and anyone else not comfortable with nakedness) is so concerned about it, why not register a complaint about it, or ask them to enforce above towel policy. Or you could just avoid the changerooms, or change to a different gym.

as far as i knew chicks go to the bathroom together at nightclubs and stuff , do you ?

 

[shanshan310]

as far as i knew chicks go to the bathroom together at nightclubs and stuff , do you ?

well yeah. but we don't go in there and stand around naked. We go into seperate cubicles after that to pee. its not the same as changing.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Chill out and have some fun with it like I do. Grab their junk and yank it going "HONK HONK" or give their butts a hard slap leaving a hand mark.

 

[Revelations]

well yeah. but we don't go in there and stand around naked. We go into seperate cubicles after that to pee. its not the same as changing.

tee hee..she said pee..

 

[Replicant]

dude's got some anger issues
i dig the irony of this though:

there was a middle-aged man in there alone just sweating it out, balls and all. I sat on the other side, but I just couldn't handle it. The room was so fucking quiet and I felt like he was staring at me. When I left, I felt like I had been violated. This is unacceptable.

from his old thread titled: Gayming Age: How do you know if you’re… you know…

Sitting in one of the front seats was this asian dude. He was dressed so well that it looked like he carefully planned out each individual aspect of his outfit, right down to the bracelets on his wrists. You could tell he was gay, but he wasn’t super effeminate queer. For whatever reason, I couldn’t stop staring at this guy. Maybe I was just admiring how well dressed he was, but the thought still crossed my mind about it later on.

lulz

Now, now. Maybe the guy only has the hots for young asian guys not old guys. XD

 

[roosters93]

I never get butt ass fucking naked in the locker room-- and if I ever did, I'd be in a mad rush to at least put boxers or a towel on. When I need to change my fucking pants, I go to the bathroom stall like any other civilized human being would do.

It's a fucking changeroom, what do you expect?
Yes some people don't like to be naked in the changerooms like you but it's not because of 'common courtesy' it's because they're insecure.

 

[Binabik15]

Well, naked men are not the mose pealsuring sight I can think of, especially old, hairy, wrinkly, smelly retirement-age dudes that just won´t get dressed, so I somewhat understand the issue.

I´m not complaining, that´s what the rooms are for, but I´m out of them as quickly as possible.

And yes, I don´t like changing for two reasons: I´m a grower and my upper arms, shoulders and back are full of acne scars that I´m reaaaaaaaally self-concious about.
I´ll change as quickly as possible because of that, but I´m NOT going to the stalls for that, what the fuck :lol

Oh, and Docpan checks out asians? He IS a true GAFfer :lol

 

[shanshan310]

tee hee..she said pee..

>.< i was actually going to black it out, but i didnt want to be a prude.

 

[rainking187]

I know Docpan threads always backfire, but it's undeserved in this situation imo. When you get out of the shower/sauna/whatever the next step should be "get dressed". That's it. There's no "wander around with my dong out and talk to random strangers" step. Put your clothes on. It's common courtesy.

 

[Team Jones]

I'm use to seeing dudes naked because of the Marine Corps. I have had deep conversations while naked with other dudes in locker rooms and showers. It's kinda not a big deal.

 

[Kunan]

Also not a fan of the dudes who put one leg up on a bench and then dry their nuts with the hairdryer.

Wow :lol

Are you guys seriously tripping out over naked guys in a locker room? Is there a male locker room on planet earth that exists, past middle school, that features solely clothed guys? The whole point of a locker room is that you change in them. This tends to involve nudity.

Changing != Walkin around naked forever

Bet the OP hated Bruno because it "was like watching a gay porno"

Not once have people said they were afraid of it. I'm gay, and find it's just gross to see all these naked old guys dottling about. And it's not like you can not look, cause they fill the damned gym.

 

[-NeoTB1-]

It's a locker room. Deal with it.

 

[agrajag]

Docpan = jock version of Nintendosbooger

 

[KingOfSnake]

Could it possibly be the lingerers are air drying vs. a quick towel dry? I think Cuba Gooding was an air dryer in Jeremy Maguire (Tom Cruise said something about wanting a towel or what not...) Or maybe it's the opposite like Costanza (character, not poster ) where the shower doesn't 'take'?

Granted, strolling\hanging around for a hour might be a tad much.

 

[Claymore]

Come on, the locker room is for changing your clothes and shit.
Take a shower and get dressed, if you want to have a chit chat or deep conversations you'd better go to a bar or something.

 

[SuperAndroid17]

wow there's a defense force for this shit? :lol :lol

 

[Bob Loblaw]

docpan making threads is like using one these guns.

 

[alternade]

I don't see the problem hanging around nude for a moment drying off at the gym. its a lockerroom :lol

Americans are so uptight about nudity its ridiculous. nude beaches, bathhouses, and cap de agde ftw

 

[Zeliard]

Changing != Walkin around naked forever

Changing =/= sitting in a locker room gazing adoringly at saggy old men. Do your business and get out. If they're "walking around naked forever", why are you watching them enough to know that?

Docpan has to be another Nintendosbooger. The fact that people are agreeing with him is amusing.

 

[Yazus]

 

[GodofWine]

I don't see the problem hanging around nude for a moment drying off at the gym. its a lockerroom :lol

Americans are so uptight about nudity its ridiculous. nude beaches, bathhouses, and cap de agde ftw

Thats fine...I do that at the gym, but honestly (and Im shocked so many gaffers are defending these perma-naked old locker-men...but this is gaf, many a devils advocate here) there are a few guys who are like "naked man", they just walk around naked, and no one knows why...thats the shit that needs to stop. Shower - dry - clothes - go home.

 

[pjberri]

docpan making threads is like using one these guns.

So is posting images from the inception of the internet for laughs.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

I don't know what's the big deal with the nudity. It's a locker room afterall...

However at the gym I used to attend it was common courtesy to lay a towel on the bench if we were to sit on it naked.

Also, air drying>towel drying.

 

[McLovin]

I was in the locker room changing my shirt and this old fucker was just standing there RIGHT next to me slapping talcum powder on his balls and asshole, resulting in a powdery mist gently floating towards my face. He then proceeded to strut around up and down wearing nothing but a cheap watch. I promptly got myself situated and headed for the door, absolutely and utterly repulsed. As I was heading out, he was engaging in conversation with another equally-nude guy, not even making an ATTEMPT to clothe himself partially.

I mean, Jesus, what the fuck man, we aren't cavemen.

This isn't the first time I've had this problem. Last week another guy was just standing around with his hairy fucking bush sticking out like a 70's style afro. In a completely leisurely and carefree manner, the man began talking on his cell while like five other men were standing right there. Then he saw fit to sit down on the bench, still completely free-ballin' it. Who knows what kind of diseases or skid marks he spread all over the place... In hindsight, I feel even more repulsed because I've placed drinks and other food items down while changing my shirts or shoes. Now I have to worry about contracting STDs, malaria, typhoid fever, staph infections, and other life-threatening things just carrying out my day-to-day activity of changing? I'm never so much as touching that bench again unless it is professionally power-washed every day.

I never get butt ass fucking naked in the locker room-- and if I ever did, I'd be in a mad rush to at least put boxers or a towel on. When I need to change my fucking pants, I go to the bathroom stall like any other civilized human being would do.

This isn't a homophobic thing, this is a common courtesy thing. Nobody wants to see your hairy cocks and asses.

I need to constantly be on guard to shield my eyes. I went into the sauna to just relax after a workout, and there was a middle-aged man in there alone just sweating it out, balls and all. I sat on the other side, but I just couldn't handle it. The room was so fucking quiet and I felt like he was staring at me. When I left, I felt like I had been violated. This is unacceptable.

Bottom line, put some fucking clothes on~!!! This is a room where you are meant to change and be on your way. It's not some miniature nudist colony where you go to discuss politics and the day's weather while rubbing moisturizing lotion on your shaft.

I'm just going to the gym in my workout clothes from now on.

Yeah I go with my gym clothes on and leave with my sweaty clothes on because of this. But judging from your other posts I'm quite surprised you didn't pounce on the guy and start beating him up. While saying "Stop tempting me with your ballsack!!"

 

[Dark Octave]

The other day, I was in the locker room at 24 hour fitness on the way from leaving the bathroom when I saw some dude's pasty white ass and an old man with a huge gut. I wasn't ready for any of that. As I was leaving I looked away and frowned my face like "WTF!?". I felt kind of embarassed because it's a locker room and they were in their right. It just caught me off guard.

 

[sasimirobot]

Wow. I never realized how much I have changed in the last 10 years or so since moving to Asia.

First experience that kinda jarred me happened in Japan. Stayed at a huge capsule-hotel (you know the ones with the tubes stacked on top of each other), but they have like 4/5 floors before the capsules. The first couple of floors are baths/onsens/showers/massage rooms/saunas where everyone is naked or maybe in a towel. There were phillipino? women handing out towels and offering massages and in general maintaining the place.

I remember being kinda shocked at some woman looking at my junk and not doing anything about it...

Anyways. You end up not giving a shit after about 5 minutes...

Then the next time I was kinda like WTF? was in China. This rich business man offered to take me to a bath/whore-house. We both take a shower in the same room and then walk to our seperate rooms in towels. I finished after him, so when I come out he is all sprawled out on some couch, naked and exhausted. The staff and him give me high fives and hang out for a while and talk to the girl I just banged while I take another shower. Talk about intimate...

 

[WrikaWrek]

Not my cup of tea either. It's not like i want to see dudes naked, same way i don't want to see old people naked for example, but some dudes love that shit so whatever to them.

 

[Curious George]

I used to change in the locker room before swim practice a few years ago, during which old men would always be around. There was a particular man who was sitting on the bench on his white towel, pantsless of course, and when he stood up I noticed there was a red stain right where his anus should have been...

 

[micromagic]

Thats fine...I do that at the gym, but honestly (and Im shocked so many gaffers are defending these perma-naked old locker-men...but this is gaf, many a devils advocate here) there are a few guys who are like "naked man", they just walk around naked, and no one knows why...thats the shit that needs to stop. Shower - dry - clothes - go home.

I agree completly. I'm always in the gym and the amount of old dudes that seem to get a kick out of walking about in the niff & delay putting their clothes on, it's discusting. It's not even like they've got good bodies to show off. No problem with nudity, just get changed & do what you need to do, that's what I do. I often complain about this to my mates, I'm glad some people have the same opinion.

 

[GodofWine]

Also...I think its like a nasty glimpse of the future that repulses us gym goers..

I.e, Im washing my hands in the locker room (wearing a tank top and shorts) and then naked old saggy skin man goes to the sink next to me, and says, "I used to be built like you"...and I smile (and cringe on the inside)

 

[Jeff Albertson]

When lurking gaf before approval and reading Docpans posts I always thought his name was Docpain as in Doctor Pain, it kind of went with the angry nature of the threads.

 

[zoukka]

I didn't like it before. But then I realised we're all equal in the eyes of god and that a nude person is a beautiful sight. If you have a small dick, I understand. Otherwise let's all get naked.

 

[Consul]

Even worse is the gym's STEAM ROOM. I walked in one time years ago, just wanted to loosen up and relax after a tough workout. As the steam clears, the first thing I see is an old wrinkled naked man just lying face up on a marble slab ahead of me. Then I look around and the room is full of them, wall to wall.

Terrifying.

 

[GodofWine]

I used to change in the locker room before swim practice a few years ago, during which old men would always be around. There was a particular man who was sitting on the bench on his white towel, pantsless of course, and when he stood up I noticed there was a red stain right where his anus should have been...

You should have tapped him on the shoulder and informed him that he had ascending bowel cancer.

 

[soundahfekz]

You should have tapped him on the shoulder and informed him that he had ascending bowel cancer.

While It's not an issue if people are in the locker room naked, it IS always the old ass dudes who do this. Not exactly my cup of tea seeing a pale hairy ass in my peripheral vision chatting it up w/ others while i'm trying to get dressed :lol

 

[Borgnine]

Oh I get it he's like a blue collar Nintendosbooger.

 

[JavaMava]

butt ass naked
cock dick broke

 

[Google]

While It's not an issue if people are in the locker room naked, it IS always the old ass dudes who do this. Not exactly my cup of tea seeing a pale hairy ass in my peripheral vision chatting it up w/ others while i'm trying to get dressed :lol

You people should join gyms that ask you to pay more than $40 a month.

My gym charges $90, and the only naked bodies I see are from bronzed gods who seem to do nothing except tan and workout each and every day.

 

[Kunan]

Changing =/= sitting in a locker room gazing adoringly at saggy old men. Do your business and get out. If they're "walking around naked forever", why are you watching them enough to know that?

I've gone in and changed, gone up to the gym and worked out for half an hour, and came back to find some of the same people in the locker room.

 

[VAIL]

We are born that way, and if you time it just right you die that way...it's nudity get over it.

 

[GhostofGraceKelly]

What's the fuss? i see girls naked in the locker room all the time.
Although i suppose less frequent than what you would see at the men's side.

 

[soundahfekz]

You people should join gyms that ask you to pay more than $40 a month.

I'm member of one. So much for generalizing.


I don't care about who it is or what they're shape is. I don't care that they're naked, I'm not homophobic, nor immature.

I have noticed that it's the older dudes who sit around and chat in this form. The fact that it's widely observed on GAF it quite hilarious to me

 

[gamergirly]

I guess I understand how you feel dude, I wouldn't want to see old women(OR young women :lol ) naked after a shower either.

And there's a Shave Your Balls thread too today http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=368828 Humm.....