DAY 3 ENDS
At the Semi-Annual Lynchwood Acres Wheelchair Olympics, the retirees whooped and hollered as they cheered their favorites on. They huddled together in the courtyard, watching the contestant wheel around at the warp speed of 2MPH, wagering cans of Ensure, while the highrollers tossed in Viagra pills as their bid.
It seemed to be neck-and-neck, first TheWorthyEdge was in the lead, but suddenly acohrs and Verelios snuck in to vie for first place!
acohrs is ahead by a nose hair!
Verelios jumps ahead, taking the lead by a wheel length!
Now acohrs gains a burst of speed and overtakes Verelios!
This is so exciting, I had to remove my teeth!
But wait, what's this? Verelios has shot ahead of acohrs, and is racing for the finish line! This is incredible! He's gotta be going 4MPH, at least!
The wind raced through the two strands of hair he had remaining as he collided with the tissue paper hanging across the finish line, and he flipped out of his chair, landing on the ground with a
thud.
The Administrator hobbled over to help Verelios up, but gasped in horror. "My God...he's dead! How...how did this happen?"
Verelios lay on the ground in a crumpled heap as The Administrator examined the tissue paper.
"2-PLY? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT USING 2-PLY? IT'S NOT ONLY COST-INEFFICIENT, IT CAN LEAD TO PROBLEMS LIKE THIS!"
A cry was heard from the crowd, as nin1000, using his walker, hurried over to Verelios's prostrate form and grasped his limp hand.
"No! No, dear, sweet Verelios! What happened to you? You can't leave me here! You can't! I don't know what I'll do without you! Ever since I met you I've loved you. And my therapist has said that I've loved you each and every time I've met you for the first time! Don't leave meeeeeee----hrrk!"
Nin1000 clutched at his heart, the mounting sorrow finally causing too much of a strain on his body, and he fell to the ground, still clutching the hand of his lover, Verelios.
The Administrator peered down at the two of them and sighed.
"...
goddammit."
Verelios and nin1000 have died!
Verelios said:
Good morning to another wonderful day at Lynchwood Acres!
It appears you are
Splinter, and you are an Amorous Octogenarian, or to put it another way, a
Lover. You are in a relationship with
cabot, and have been for as long as you can remember (which is about four hours ago).
You are in constant contact with your partner, and if they should somehow die, you just know you would take your life along with them.
You can also vote! Hooray!
You are aligned with The Retirees (TOWN).
You have a separate chat to discuss the game with your partner
here.
You win when all threats to The Retirees have been eliminated.
Good luck!
nin1000 said:
Good morning to another wonderful day at Lynchwood Acres!
It appears you are
cabot, and you are an Amorous Octogenarian, or to put it another way, a
Lover. You are in a relationship with
*Splinter, and have been for as long as you can remember (which is about four hours ago).
You are in constant contact with your partner, and if they should somehow die, you just know you would take your life along with them.
You can also vote! Hooray!
You are aligned with The Retirees (TOWN).
You have a separate chat to discuss the game with your partner
here.
You win when all threats to The Retirees have been eliminated.
Good luck!
Night 3 Ends:
Night actions are due to me 1 hour before day start!
STARTING DAY 4, DAY PHASES WILL BE 48 HOURS AND NIGHT PHASES WILL BE 24 HOURS!
