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Detective GAF: Possible missing gaffer [Not missing :P]

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EVOL 100%

Member
It seems unlikely to happen to an innocent person.

But if one "fucked up big time guys. Fuck.", then.... :(

Pretty much. 'Fucked up' implies that something bad is happening due to something he actively done. I mean, getting killed by Yakuza is pretty unlikely but it is ominous as fuck.

Nobody has his Live tag/PSN/Steam ID or anything?
 

dallow_bg

nods at old men
The things that make this so creepy are 1. His active post history, 2. His ominous last post, 3. How excited he seemed about the trip, and 4. The fact that he never visited GAF again under that account, even if it was account suicide I can't imagine never logging into it again.

If I ever left a last post like that, then I would be expecting Detective GAF to do something.
Yeah, it's all this that is worrying.
 

Shurs

Member
I never said that in the first place. Just saying that his last post doesn't seems like a good thing at all.

What could possibly be accomplished by tracking down the guy's real-life info?

I see 4 scenarios, all of which are far fetched, aside from the first:

1 - He quit GAF -- A scenario that I've been finding more and more appealing lately.

Liam Neeson Movie Scenarios
2 - He got thrown in jail for something. If that's the case, you can't really do anything about that.
3 - He is dead. Can't do anything about that.
4 - He was (lol) kidnapped by Yakuza. Can't do anything about that.
 

coldvein

Banned
If I ever left a last post like that, then I would be expecting Detective GAF to do something.

really? after like six months? at that point i'd expect my friends and family in the real world (not to mention THE POLICE) to be looking for me, not internet sleuths.

if something crazy happened to him and he disappeared, it's likely that someone in a position to actually do something about it noticed by now.
 

whitehawk

Banned
Where do you live: London: Sutton
Where are you from: Naples
Occupation: Processing memberships forms at Costco (meh)
University: Exeter
Someone could contact his employer or university and see if they had an black male employee/student who has disappeared. We could ask the employer if anyone asked for 1 months off in March, and then didn't come back.
 
What could possibly be accomplished by tracking down the guy's real-life info?

I see 4 scenarios, all of which are far fetched, aside from the first:

1 - He quit GAF -- A scenario that I've been finding more and more appealing lately.

Liam Neeson Movie Scenarios
2 - He got thrown in jail for something. If that's the case, you can't really do anything about that.
3 - He is dead. Can't do anything about that.
4 - He was (lol) kidnapped by Yakuza. Can't do anything about that.

5. He's in a pit in some creepy dude's basement, forced to apply lotion twice a day, and is waiting for the day that GAF detectives will pinpoint his location and phone the authorities.

I'd like to think we could do some good work, here.
 

Risette

A Good Citizen
Could he have lost his passport or something and got screwed by the authorities?

I remember reading something where a guy going to Japan lost something or it was expired and he was arrested/held for a while and given a biased interpreter etc, and wasn't released until he paid them money or something. Can't find the story though.
 

dallow_bg

nods at old men
What could possibly be accomplished by tracking down the guy's real-life info?.
I guess you don't believe people can have Internet friends and can become worried when their friends disappear.
The posters closest to him don't want to call him up for a chat, just some peace of mind that he's ok is all.
 

Izick

Member
He was a black man in China. Is it that farfetched to believe that he could have been unfairly targeted by some criminals or maybe even the authorities? I'm not saying that all Chinese, or even the majority are racist towards blacks, but it's just some food for thought.

I think it's ludicrous to think that only in a movie someone could be imprisoned or possibly even killed. Especially when it's somebody in a foreign land.
 

coldvein

Banned
this is ridiiiiiiiiiculous. come on people. i understand your concern .. but c'mon. what are you gonna do? call that hotel and ask if there was a nerdy black dude there six months ago?

why are we assuming that he has no friends or loved ones in real life and that we are his last line of defense or something?
 
What could possibly be accomplished by tracking down the guy's real-life info?

I see 4 scenarios, all of which are far fetched, aside from the first:

1 - He quit GAF -- A scenario that I've been finding more and more appealing lately.

Liam Neeson Movie Scenarios
2 - He got thrown in jail for something. If that's the case, you can't really do anything about that.
3 - He is dead. Can't do anything about that.
4 - He was (lol) kidnapped by Yakuza. Can't do anything about that.

Exactly my point.

Not only is it an invasion or privacy, but a pointless one if anything has happened to him.
 
I'm going to be completely cynical and guess he either fucked a 13-year-old he met on Facebook or got caught with a hard drive full of child porn and he's either in prison or he's got standard sex offender probation conditions that bar him from the internet.

Or, you know, he got in some crazy mess with the Yakuza like most internet posters who go missing.
 
Alright detectives, first things first. Determine his identity. Locate his hometown. Determine travel plans. And find out where he vanished on the way. Disappeared in China or Japan? Is the US State Department aware of this?
 
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This is who we need.
 

Kusagari

Member
This whole thing is really eerie, but I don't know what we could possibly do. All we have are vague details about some hotel he might have stayed at and that he apparently worked at Costco. Does anybody know anything more about him?

I don't think is is some troll attempt, though. If he wanted attention then you would make that last post a thread, not have it get lost in some community thread. The whole thing is just really odd...
 

maomaoIYP

Member
He was a black man in China. Is it that farfetched to believe that he could have been unfairly targeted by some criminals or maybe even the authorities? I'm not saying that all Chinese, or even the majority are racist towards blacks, but it's just some food for thought.

I think it's ludicrous to think that only in a movie someone could be imprisoned or possibly even killed. Especially when it's somebody in a foreign land.

He made that last post a few days after his transit stop in Hong Kong. And there are plenty of black people in Hong Kong.
 

akira28

Member
this is ridiiiiiiiiiculous. come on people. i understand your concern .. but c'mon. what are you gonna do? call that hotel and ask if there was a nerdy black dude there six months ago?

why are we assuming that he has no friends or loved ones in real life and that we are his last line of defense or something?

Nothing happened, so we can't have approached ludicrous speed yet. And for the most part its people saying it's weird. No one's gone overboard yet. Some one might have some info, and does it really hurt to ask?


hard target search
Dev posted some info about him earlier. No names yet. Plus he's a British national, so the US state dept won't be involved. Not a lot of info going around.
 
Nothing happened, so we can't have approached ludicrous speed yet. And for the most part its people saying it's weird. No one's gone overboard yet. Some one might have some info, and does it really hurt to ask?

Never care about anyone ever, least of all internet buddies from your community thread.
 

Emily Chu

Banned
I would just love it, for him to show up in this thread... saying anything maybe posting from a pit in someones house.......

or just saying that he forgot his password >_>
 

Izick

Member
I don't know, I just hope the dude is okay. That last post is fucking spooky as shit. There's no way the dude would go out that way. That's not account suicide; he didn't post something stupid or offensive, it'd be like a terrible prank I guess.

I just don't that's it though.
 

whitehawk

Banned
this is ridiiiiiiiiiculous. come on people. i understand your concern .. but c'mon. what are you gonna do? call that hotel and ask if there was a nerdy black dude there six months ago?

why are we assuming that he has no friends or loved ones in real life and that we are his last line of defense or something?
GAF has saved a life before man, real talk.
 

C.Dark.DN

Banned
He apprently had a job where he could use the internet and was going to be back in 2 weeks.

Unless he lost his job... it's weird to suddenly quit since he wasn't a troll, joke character, nor got in arguments. He seemed chill.
 

coldvein

Banned
GAF has saved a life before man, real talk.

yeah, yeah, i read gaf i know.

just people trying to get after this dudes personal information (which he has apparently never volunteered on his own) seems weird to me.

if i made some ominous last post on gaf, there are people on here could be like "his name is ______, this is his phone number, his address, etc" ..

seriously, i hope the dude is okay.
 

Fou-Lu

Member
My first internet crush was a girl on nsider, she just disappeared one day and I still wonder if anything bad happened, I mean we were in the middle of a RP in the roleplaying section when she left so it was kinda out of nowhere and her last PM to me was something totally mundane about school.

Anyways, point is, you can care about people on the internet, and want to know if they're okay.
 

jaxword

Member
Alright detectives, first things first. Determine his identity. Locate his hometown. Determine travel plans. And find out where he vanished on the way. Disappeared in China or Japan? Is the US State Department aware of this?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=34976510&highlight=#post34976510

I wonder, what would happen if you slept with a NK woman and got caught? Execution?

Uh oh.




In all seriousness, though, he has family and already said he'd be traveling a lot this summer:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=34959899&highlight=#post34959899

Sooooo he'd be in Brazil right now? If he genuinely has trouble, his brother and sister would probably have far more luck helping him than we could.
 
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