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So I just went on my girlfriends ipad....
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Fuck that. Second chances are what make cheaters think cheating is ok in the first place. Trying to salvage a marriage is the only exception, even then, it's a case by case basis. But BF & GF? Bye!
Once the trust is broken, it can never be fully repaired.
Hypemaster
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"Any summary?" has to be a GAF meme at this point.
names2hard4you
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Was just thinking this LOL. People post it even with entire summaries on that very page.
Gnome Scat
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So here is the run down for people
- OP Has a 55" OLED TV and High End Gaming PC.
- OP Co-rents a property with his cock hungry GF
- OP casually uses the iPad and once he unlocks it he sees a conversation in which the GF has been getting dick picks from another guy and suggesting she wants to bounce on it.
- OP Diligently saves the conversation and emails himself.
- GAF spends an entire work day and 28 pages giving mostly great advice on how to deal with the situation
- OP Comes up with a plan to start removing his expensive items from the property during the day tomorrow before GF returns home at which point he will confront her using GAF's sages advice
- GF comes home and quickly grabs the iPad so she cant slyly see some more strange salami.
- OP Is overcome with rage and quips the timeless words "fancy seeing some more dick?"
- GF freaks the fuck out and retorts "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM"
- GF runs to bathroom to contemplate how badly she fucked up (and/or) get some more of that big ass motobike dick
- OP talks to a door for a bit
- GF comes out of bathroom and pushes OP out the way and leaves
- OP is now alone
- GF is out in the wild, maybe getting taken to O town by Big Dig Mcgee.
- A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME - GF's friend sends OP the eloquently worded prose ""Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt""
- GF is seemingly staying with a local friend and spinning the story her way
Additional Material
- Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt"" translates as "Who do you think you are going down her stuff like that you cunt" Not common parlance but basically means "How dare you read her private messages like that"
- OP's GF is a typical "Essex's Girl" by all accounts. Example
Also it turns out OP has nothing to worry about as the gods carved him from pure sexy
Thanks for the excellent run down.
OP is my nominee for gaffer of the year, he's handled this very well it seems.
WE already tried summoning him, he isnt online. (Or wasn't earlier)
Arkos
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So here is the run down for people
- OP Has a 55" OLED TV and High End Gaming PC.
- OP Co-rents a property with his cock hungry GF
- OP casually uses the iPad and once he unlocks it he sees a conversation in which the GF has been getting dick picks from another guy and suggesting she wants to bounce on it.
- OP Diligently saves the conversation and emails himself.
- GAF spends an entire work day and 28 pages giving mostly great advice on how to deal with the situation
- OP Comes up with a plan to start removing his expensive items from the property during the day tomorrow before GF returns home at which point he will confront her using GAF's sages advice
- GF comes home and quickly grabs the iPad so she cant slyly see some more strange salami.
- OP Is overcome with rage and quips the timeless words "fancy seeing some more dick?"
- GF freaks the fuck out and retorts "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM"
- GF runs to bathroom to contemplate how badly she fucked up (and/or) get some more of that big ass motobike dick
- OP talks to a door for a bit
- GF comes out of bathroom and pushes OP out the way and leaves
- OP is now alone
- GF is out in the wild, maybe getting taken to O town by Big Dig Mcgee.
- A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME - GF's friend sends OP the eloquently worded prose ""Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt""
- GF is seemingly staying with a local friend and spinning the story her way
Additional Material
- Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt"" translates as "Who do you think you are going down her stuff like that you cunt" Not common parlance but basically means "How dare you read her private messages like that"
- OP's GF is a typical "Essex's Girl" by all accounts. Example
Also it turns out OP has nothing to worry about as the gods carved him from pure sexy
Damn this is Mandrake tier, how did this guy already get himself banned?
He added pics of the now ex-gf.
He made himself part of the story
cyborgnumberblue
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This thread is legendary.
So far this is a legendary thread. OCD, you're awesome, the way you have handled this is admirable.
Here's to hoping you'll move on quickly from these hard times.
Gotta love the random GAF hype about your photo. "Carved by the gods from pure sexy", how is one supposed to beat that?! D:
Edit:
Holy shit what a time to be alive. Legendary thread status has evolved to Sunhi thread status.
Here's to hoping you'll move on quickly from these hard times.
Gotta love the random GAF hype about your photo. "Carved by the gods from pure sexy", how is one supposed to beat that?! D:
Edit:
Holy shit what a time to be alive. Legendary thread status has evolved to Sunhi thread status.
Randomizer
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Holy fucking shit!!!! He has arrived!! Legendary status achieved!!
Lmfao at that video!!
yassss
Alpha Centauri
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Sunhi the real MVP
lmao! i loved it esp the ost
ThisGuy
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I dunno, I feel like it's missing some--
Okay now we legendary.
Well don't feel bad I found a secret cell phone with the screen broken, and downloaded the files to my computer, of my husband getting pounded by random guys (this was before our wedding last August) but I know he has been cheating on me like the whole time.
So good luck to you!
So good luck to you!
Holy shit lmao
good god. love the ending scene + that roseanne ass music.
You magnificent human being. Hahahaha
Infernostew
Member
Yoooo. That was awesome!
Ohhhh. My. God.
Ron Mexico
Member
Hold on, you're a guy or a girl?
Holy fuck this is legendary!!!
What do you call a thread that was already the best thread in GAF history 5 hours ago, when something like this drops and just excels it into orbit....
Amazing.
Amazing.
genius
Best is best.BETTER LOOKING THAB THE BERSERK ANIME
UND3RxOATH
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You went through with the wedding?
Cabbagehead
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The gudda!
One Penis Man, our hero.
Zombie James
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Amazing.
Hysterical
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OP did you co-sign a lease with this broad dude? Hope you find a way out of it if so
If this thread wasn't legendary enough.
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