Chemical Ali has put a curse on your ass.
Easily my favorite thread of 2014! Lost it at "dial it up to turbo." My wife asked me what was so funny. I gave her a quick thread recap and she informed me that she longs for the day when our "gender is no longer required for the species to survive."
Get one of these:
Dial it to turbo and squat over it. I turbo my asshole every morning.
Good gracious.I had a pilonidal cyst about 10 years ago.
You would know if you had one... because it hurts like a motherfucker to sit down. I was sitting on pillows.
I had no idea what it was.. and I sure as hell wasn't going to the doctor. So I took a shower and held a super hot was cloth over it. After a few minutes it fuckin exploded. The colors that were coming out were mind blowing. BRIGHT greens and yellows. Super thick goo. I was like WTF.
I kept a paper towel in my ass crack for a few days after. Haven't had it ever again.. thank god.
OP, how are you doing? Is the situation less dastardly now?
He's been posting lately, so it didn't decommission him at any rate.I'm relatively certain he said a few pages back that it went away. If you bothered to read, that is.
Unless I imagined that.
I'm relatively certain he said a few pages back that it went away. If you bothered to read, that is.
Unless I imagined that.
The smell overtook him in the night. He'll be missed. And his scent will be missed too.OP, how are you doing? Is the situation less dastardly now?
Dietary maybe? Are you having anal leakage?
Awesome bump broThis is why I always have a shower after I shit.
My method of success:
1. Dry wipe until clean
2. Wet wipe until clean
3. Hop in the shower. Spray my ass for a few minutes
4. Body wash
5. Shower
6. ???
7. Profit!
edit: Crap, realised this is an old ass thread. This is a bad bump.
I got this from here.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114123802&postcount=265
(Posted today)
This is why I always have a shower after I shit.
My method of success:
1. Dry wipe until clean
2. Wet wipe until clean
3. Hop in the shower. Spray my ass for a few minutes
4. Body wash
5. Shower
6. ???
7. Profit!
edit: Crap, realised this is an old ass thread. This is a bad bump.
I got this from here.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114123802&postcount=265
(Posted today)
This post was so important the poster searched for this thread and wrote a numbered list in order to convey his wiping strategyThis is why I always have a shower after I shit.
My method of success:
1. Dry wipe until clean
2. Wet wipe until clean
3. Hop in the shower. Spray my ass for a few minutes
4. Body wash
5. Shower
6. ???
7. Profit!
edit: Crap, realised this is an old ass thread. This is a bad bump.
I got this from here.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114123802&postcount=265
(Posted today)
How are you OP?
This is why I always have a shower after I shit.
My method of success:
1. Dry wipe until clean
2. Wet wipe until clean
3. Hop in the shower. Spray my ass for a few minutes
4. Body wash
5. Shower
6. ???
7. Profit!
This is why I always have a shower after I shit.
My method of success:
1. Dry wipe until clean
2. Wet wipe until clean
3. Hop in the shower. Spray my ass for a few minutes
4. Body wash
5. Shower
6. ???
7. Profit!
edit: Crap, realised this is an old ass thread. This is a bad bump.
I got this from here.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114123802&postcount=265
(Posted today)
This post was so important the poster searched for this thread and wrote a numbered list in order to convey his wiping strategy
Seriously, some of you are trying to hardman, get a bidet.
This is why I always have a shower after I shit.
My method of success:
1. Dry wipe until clean
2. Wet wipe until clean
3. Hop in the shower. Spray my ass for a few minutes
4. Body wash
5. Shower
6. ???
7. Profit!
It's called soap. You aren't suppose to use just water.
I have this issue as well and it sucks. It really determines what I do every day which is very limited outside of going to work. I have found a solution which fixes 90% of the problem but I don't know if I feel like sharing it in this thread lol.
This is why I always have a shower after I shit.
My method of success:
1. Dry wipe until clean
2. Wet wipe until clean
3. Hop in the shower. Spray my ass for a few minutes
4. Body wash
5. Shower
6. ???
7. Profit!
edit: Crap, realised this is an old ass thread. This is a bad bump.
I got this from here.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114123802&postcount=265
(Posted today)
You can't not share it now.