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[MikeHattsu]

My very first thread on this forum would solve your issue.

Nobody has a clean asshole unless you wipe the CORRECT WAY.

Wow. Just wow.

 

[Scooby]

This fucking thread is amazing.

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Update

So I cleaned up and went to capture a video of the area while perched on my bathroom sink. I wanna say something like," What do you see when you record footage of your ass?" because it seemed very foreign and remote and overall very surreal.
When I played back the footage with bated breath I nearly died when my face showed up within the last few frames and it all came full circle like.

I couldn't find anything but I'm noticing now there's a not-sore bump I can feel. I haven't been struggling to poop but could this be hemorrhoids?

You don't have Dropbox or Google+, do you? lol

 

[aFIGurANT]

I love that you have stank ass and stank pits RIGHT OUT OF THE SHOWER but can't figure out what's wrong with a washcloth. Shit's filthy. Use your hand.

I fail to see the logic that moving soap around with your hand is somehow less than scrubbing with a soapy towel. I'm pretty sure a rapper went off on twitter about grown-ass men thinking that no rags were necessary in the shower and I have to agree having used a washcloth. It's better than just splashing suds around with your damn hands.

 

[andrerobot]

Dial it to turbo and squat over it. I turbo my asshole every morning.

 

[Omegasquash]

This is the first time I literally cry laughing

I just hit step 4 and I'm dead. GAF done killed me.

 

[Messofanego]

Late entry to GAF thread of the year? Damn.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

Get one of these:

Dial it to turbo and squat over it. I turbo my asshole every morning.

Oh ma gawd......GAF you so crazy....lol

My very first thread on this forum would solve your issue.

Nobody has a clean asshole unless you wipe the CORRECT WAY.

I remember this....had me rolling.

 

[Shaneus]

The thread's been linked to, but the .gif deserves to be embedded in this one:

 

[cazosozey]

You may want to check out this handy how-to guide, for real.

http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/

 

[javac]

The thread's been linked to, but the .gif deserves to be embedded in this one:

My asshole doesn't suck up my tissue paper like a swirling vortex of doom. Am I fucked?

 

[TheKaeptain]

The thread's been linked to, but the .gif deserves to be embedded in this one:
http://i.minus.com/ibv73cUs76EYoD.gif[/im][/QUOTE]

oh man...


I forgot about this

 

[LuuKyK]

You should ask someone to take at look at it for you. Might want to have that checked out.

Spoiler

Just because this thread reminded me of this gif someone used sometime ago... somewhere. lol

 

[Slayer-33]

Fuck! FUCK ^^^

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

Could be a pilonidal cyst. Those things smell terrible.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

You should ask someone to take at look at it for you. Might want to have that checked out.

Spoiler

Just because this thread reminded me of this gif someone used sometime ago... somewhere. lol

You just wanted an excuse to use that again.....lol

 

[akaoni]

Is your tailbone area beginning to itch?

 

[Devolution]

 

[Shaneus]

My asshole doesn't suck up my tissue paper like a swirling vortex of doom. Am I fucked?

The prognosis is not good. Sorry.

 

[Deleted member 284]

I know I'm late, but...

Dial it to turbo and squat over it. I turbo my asshole every morning.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Op, have your anal glands expressed.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

HEY OP, FUCK YOU, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE STARTED

Guys, someone made a thread about Dastardly. It's not looking good for our bud.

Uh, why is there a thread about your anal smell, dstrdl?

Dastardly is evidently very uniquely smelly down there.

Cheers Dastardly, and get that smell taken care of. Maybe more yoga diagnosis will help.

NOW I'M THE GUY WITH THE RETCHED ANUS!? CURSE YOU.

 

[Scratch]

HEY OP, FUCK YOU, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE STARTED









NOW I'M THE GUY WITH THE RETCHED ANUS!? CURSE YOU.

dstrdl pls

 

[PinkCrayon]

Get one of these:

Dial it to turbo and squat over it. I turbo my asshole every morning.

 

[nicoga3000]

Yeah, I mean, its GAF, it's probably a good idea not to listen to the ''rub cologne until your butthole bleeds'' suggestion.

Oh my lord, this thread...<3

And this comment.

But this THREAD.

 

[TheClimaxan]

Dude. You had me at elaborate chamber of mirrors. Your ass might smell, but your language is fresh!

 

[brokenbeans]

Hmmmm you may have a visitor, put some cheese or raw meat in your pants and try and draw the pesky little critter out.

 

[Wag]

 

[nailbombxx]

I have never laughed so much at a single thread on NeoGAF.

Thank you, OP, and I wish you the best with your problems. We are all richer for having this thread.

 

[The One and Done™]

We must go deeper

 

[jyoung188]

Holy shit, this fucking thread... I'm dying.

Thank you OP best of luck.

 

[breakfuss]

lolol, what? Someone always invents a way to suck me in here. In all seriousness, perhaps you're not remembering to properly dry your ass after a bath? I can't even type this with a straight face. Seriously, leaving moisture there can contribute to the odor.

 

[isual]

OP, wash your ass and bum with water. Use a bucket.

or a mug and just fill it with water and wash your hole with it.

much better than using TP. I just can't understand people who use TP. You wipe your hole, but you're not really cleaning it.

 

[dbztrk]

I know I'm late, but...

What is the source for this Bison gif?

 

[Twilight Gap]

What is the source for this Bison gif?

Probably wrong but that reminds me of the beginning of Wreck-it Ralph. Is that the orange pac man ghost on the right?

 

[StopMakingSense]

Probably wrong but that reminds me of the beginning of Wreck-it Ralph. Is that the orange pac man ghost on the right?

It is Wreck It Ralph. Eggman is to his left, as well.

 

[nailbombxx]

Probably wrong but that reminds me of the beginning of Wreck-it Ralph. Is that the orange pac man ghost on the right?

Yes it is from Wreck-It Ralph.

 

[Finaika]

What is the source for this Bison gif?

From Wreck-it Ralf.

 

[adamsappel]

OP, wash your ass and bum with water. Use a bucket.

or a mug and just fill it with water and wash your hole with it.

much better than using TP. I just can't understand people who use TP. You wipe your hole, but you're not really cleaning it.

 

[Fatal Futanari]

Get one of these:

Dial it to turbo and squat over it. I turbo my asshole every morning.

lol #dead

 

[Omzz]

how are your pooping habits? i actually had a similar problem no matter what i did i had this weird smell coming from my ass

i got my self checked out at the doctor to get an examination done. turned out i had anal hair stuck inside the anus causing that smell. id get myself checked out soon if i were you

 

[Professor Lich]

Struck gold right before the end of the year, amazing.

Hope you get better OP.

 

[Kyzon]

Don't shave that hair.

Oh My God!

I haven't laughed this long ever!

 

[Shaneus]

Don't shave that hair.

Whoops.

 

[gutter_trash]

stop drinking diet soda and artificial sweetners

 

[Maximus.]

The OPs eloquence in his posts contradicts what the subject matter is about. So weird haha.

 

[Mayyhem]

Flawless thread. One for the books.
I must say though, amidst the laughs I did get motivated to clean my asshole more thoroughly in case anything like this were ever to befall me.

 

[The One and Done™]

 

[Twio]

Have you tried douching it OP?

 

[Monochrome_F3ar]

Came to GAF after getting tired of the weird posts in /x/, was surprised.