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[Atraveller]

Damn!

 

[johnny_park]

I had this condition before. I had to get an asshole transplant.

 

[Celestial Mortal]

Seems like another spot opened up for you to wear perfume over...

 

[MIMIC]

I've attempted to yoga myself for analysis and constructed a chamber of mirrors but haven't really been able to get an eye through the forest so I'm not sure if there's a rash.

You what?

 

[MNC]

@NeoGafNoContext

PLEASE EXIST

 

[Always-honest]

Uncle Fungus.

 

[ReaperXL7]

No. Vaginas taste like salty milk and pennies, not smell like them.

Your eatin some dirty fuckin pussy if thats what you taste....

No comment on the OPs situation....this is why I try stay out of off topic.

 

[bes.gen]

this is probably mentioned before but what op described kinda sounds like pilonidal cyst.
look it up op. its kinda messy and the sooner you act on it easier it will be to deal with.

 

[HotHamWater]

Don't worry OP. In the eternal words of Rocco Siffredi; "It's only smells."

 

[Quackula]

"Dastardly Anal Smell" would make a pretty ace band name.

 

[God Dayumm]

You what?

He this

 

[MarkMclovin]

This is amasing. How can he not see the guy bending over?

EDIT - NVM its pitch black dark.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Get one of these:

Dial it to turbo and squat over it. I turbo my asshole every morning.

IM just straight dying

 

[chris121580]

This gif fits perfectly with this topic.

Speaking of Seinfeld...OP's sub title on GAF should definitely be ASSMAN

 

[iJudged]

constructed a chamber of mirrors but haven't really been able to get an eye through the forest

You fuck! You're lying. You have to be, it mustn't be true Roflmao I have tears lolol

 

[Papercuts]

Get one of these:

Dial it to turbo and squat over it. I turbo my asshole every morning.

omg

 

[agrajag]

Wash your butt OP.

 

[Shaneus]

PLEASE EXIST

Bam.

 

[kick51]

*opens thread hoping it's some joke or gag*

*sees it's OP's medical problem*

nope.jpg not reading

 

[kick51]

My very first thread on this forum would solve your issue.

Nobody has a clean asshole unless you wipe the CORRECT WAY.

You told people to flush wipes? they aren't septic safe, man

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

You told people to flush wipes? they aren't septic safe, man

As long as you stick to 1 or 2 (MAX 3), you shouldn't have an issue.

 

[IISANDERII]

Don't shave that hair.

LOL Damn. But how do girls deal with it?

 

[cryptic]

My ass smells fine now, must of been something in passing and yes I'm cleaning with extra care now.

Georgebushmissionaccomplished.jpg

 

[Buddha Beam]

You need to join us cool kids over at BidetGAF, OP.

Spritz your asshole clean with a squirt of fresh water.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

No. Vaginas taste like salty milk and pennies, not smell like them.

You need to upgrade to silver dollars.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

You need to join us cool kids over at BidetGAF, OP.

Spritz your asshole clean with a squirt of fresh water.

Seriously, bidets should go global.

 

[Diseased Yak]

OP, you can try Sphincterine (tm).

 

[Pai Pai Master]

You need to join us cool kids over at BidetGAF, OP.

Spritz your asshole clean with a squirt of fresh water.

Bidet-GAF > lota-GAF

 

[Foxix Von]

Try using baking soda on the offensive region while showering.

My arm pits have an itchiness/sensitivity problem from time to time and that not only clears up the itching but renders my pits smelling absolutely neutral for hours.

 

[Futureman]

Try using baking soda on the offensive region while showering.

My arm pits have an itchiness/sensitivity problem from time to time and that not only clears up the itching but renders my pits smelling absolutely neutral for hours.

I only have baking powder. Will that work?

 

[Professor Renegade]

Oh my lord, this thread...<3

And this comment.

But this THREAD.

 

[The One and Done™]

But seriously we're really smelling our own ass ITT

 

[dem]

I had a pilonidal cyst about 10 years ago.

You would know if you had one... because it hurts like a motherfucker to sit down. I was sitting on pillows.

I had no idea what it was.. and I sure as hell wasn't going to the doctor. So I took a shower and held a super hot was cloth over it. After a few minutes it fuckin exploded. The colors that were coming out were mind blowing. BRIGHT greens and yellows. Super thick goo. I was like WTF.

I kept a paper towel in my ass crack for a few days after. Haven't had it ever again.. thank god.

 

[Snkfanatic]

Get one of these:

Dial it to turbo and squat over it. I turbo my asshole every morning.

I think this could be the post of the year folks. Godamn hahaha

 

[eddfromtheriver]

as if a chem. engineer student happened to curse me as I walked by in my sweats.

Hahahahahahaha!!! oh man... hope you got to the bottom of the issue though.

 

[Wray]

I believe Lemmywinks has found the source of the smell OP!!!

 

[nynt9]

I'm surprised no one has posted this yet (that I can see)

Anal Breathing and Massage.mp4

 

[AuthenticM]

HOly shit can't sstop laughing.

 

[thenexus6]

Wow what a shitty topic

 

[Mechanized]

I had a pilonidal cyst about 10 years ago.

You would know if you had one... because it hurts like a motherfucker to sit down. I was sitting on pillows.

I had no idea what it was.. and I sure as hell wasn't going to the doctor. So I took a shower and held a super hot was cloth over it. After a few minutes it fuckin exploded. The colors that were coming out were mind blowing. BRIGHT greens and yellows. Super thick goo. I was like WTF.

I kept a paper towel in my ass crack for a few days after. Haven't had it ever again.. thank god.

Ass explodes - Eh paper towels should fix it.

 

[akira28]

Ass explodes - Eh paper towels should fix it.

That ass is a manly ass.

 

[Stet]

I only have baking powder. Will that work?

If you like foam in your butt.

 

[aFIGurANT]

ITT: Jokes that you can never (ever) try to explain to friends, no matter how intoxicated you all are.

 

[thenexus6]

Must say GAF has had some golden threads this last week bravo!

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

 

[Goodacre0081]

neoGAF

 

[BossLackey]

I'm positive it's your diet. Eat cleaner, more vegetables for sure. You don't have enough fiber and you're having a tiny amount of liquid poo seeping outta your hole. At least, that's what I think is going on.

 

[PK_man]

i'm sure this will help:

from the No laughing 2013 thread

 

[hateradio]

I can't deal with this thread.

 

[?oe?oe]

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