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[cryptic]

Quite recently I've developed a reoccurring issue that I'm afraid is beginning to pervade my everyday life.
A smell has developed from the recesses of my back side. It's an enveloping smell, and I'm not quite certain how to do anything but contain it; water does diminish it but later it replenishes itself.
If I need to describe it for diagnostic purposes, I'd have to say it's reminiscent of ass sweat, but decidedly more fierce and exotic, as if a chem. engineer student happened to curse me as I walked by in my sweats.
I've attempted to yoga myself for analysis and constructed a chamber of mirrors but haven't really been able to get an eye through the forest so I'm not sure if there's a rash.
If anyone with a similar conundrum has ever received treatment of any smell in that stretch of the unknown I'd appreciate any insight.
Thanks.

 

[yukonrye]

Dietary maybe? Are you having anal leakage?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I love this fuckin' website

 

[Metalic Sand]

It's called soap. You aren't suppose to use just water.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

reminiscent of ass sweat, but decidely more fierce and exotic, as if a chem.

Tag this man.

Also, I hope you can identify the source of your problem.

 

[Twilight Gap]

Let's get to the bottom of this

 

[Gaz_RB]

My sister's friend's cousin had that, buttplug seemed to fix it

 

[johnsmith]

Time for an enema.

 

[StopMakingSense]

It's called soap. You aren't suppose to use just water.

Srs. Lather up and go exploring!

 

[CTE]

Thought this would be a new band or something

 

[BFIB]

 

[Persona7]

soak your ass in vinegar and baking soda

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

It's called soap. You aren't suppose to use just water.

Actually... http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432077

 

[sn00zer]

This likely isnt the case, but I just image the warcraft guy from southpark typing that post just before he reaches for a handful of cheese puffs as his stench envelopes the room like a blanket

 

[enigmatic_alex44]

I love this fuckin' website

LOL I may I roll my eyes but I ALWAYS click on these topics

 

[Muffdraul]

Do you butt floss with a soapy wash rag every morning? I do. But it doesn't help. =(

 

[Half and half]

Bring it up with a doc, yo.

 

[MormaPope]

Douse toilet paper with cologne and wipe your ass until it bleeds, if the smell continues replace the cologne with Jack Daniels Honey whiskey, might as well get wasted if the anal demons flourish.

 

[Blair]

probably a fungal infection

 

[tino]

One of those threads....subscribed.

 

[Desmond]

Could have been a bursted infected pilonidal. Shits not to be taken lightly brah.

 

[ATF487]

Dastardly Anal Smell is a really good song title

 

[thenexus6]

lmao

 

[Danne-Danger]

You'll get used to it.

After that, it's dangerous.

 

[xelios]

Actually... http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432077

Uh huh. I would be immune to my own stench after a year too.

OP: Maybe try getting rid of the "forest" and see if that helps. Excessive body hair holds odor, and that's an especially bad area for it. Plus it'll give you an excuse to check out the skin in that area. If that doesn't work, go to a proctologist.

 

[TCRS]

I've attempted to yoga myself for analysis and constructed a chamber of mirrors but haven't really been able to get an eye through the forest so I'm not sure if there's a rash.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I think this is my thread of the year.

 

[electroshockwave]

 

[brianjones]

I can smell it from here

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Sounds like you got a case of stank booty.

 

[daviyoung]

sounds like farts

what does it smell like? sulphur?

 

[akira28]

Chemical Ali has put a curse on your ass.

 

[JoeFenix]

Smells like a bad case of Buttrot.

You're dying.

 

[ctothej]

Uh huh. I would be immune to my own stench after a year too.

OP: Maybe try getting rid of the "forest" and see if that helps. Excessive body hair holds odor, and that's an especially bad area for it. Plus it'll give you an excuse to check out the skin in that area. If that doesn't work, go to a proctologist.

Yeah, if you're not able to see the skin you're probably gonna have a hard time cleaning it.

 

[Phire Phox]

Looks like we could have a thread of the year contender on our hands.

 

[Fulleffect]

Could have been a bursted infected pilonidal. Shits not to be taken lightly brah.

was going to post this, don't Google image though

 

[Captain Tuttle]

Maybe you have a pilonidal cyst.

Beaten like an infected backside

 

[Timedog]

Baking soda will take care of any smell. It'll also give you a rash if you use it all the time. I would do something like a 50/50 baking soda/baby powder mixture so it's not as strong as pure baking soda, and see if that gives you a rash. That's just covering up a symptom though.

Also, are you overweight? I was able to look at my actual asshole in the mirror not but 10 minutes ago. Like my actual asshole.

 

[Vastag]

constructed a chamber of mirrors but haven't really been able to get an eye through the forest

Oh God, I can't stop laughing.

 

[Bucket Mouse]

Pour Veet on it.

 

[UberTag]

1) Shave the forest.
2) Give yourself an enema.
3) Dress a gerbil up in an adorable little mining outfit (hardhat with a light on it, etc.) and send Lemmywinks up there to seek out the source of the dastardly stench.
4) Post on GAF to share the results.

*Abandons thread before it can fill with Infected Butthole images*

Can't be any worse than a thread full of gifs of Anderson Silva snapping his leg in two live on pay-per-view. I believe GAF is up for this challenge.

 

[shaowebb]

*Abandons thread before it can fill with Infected Butthole images*

 

[MagicWithEarvin]

I've attempted to yoga myself for analysis

LMAO

 

[Homeboyd]

Sounds like you may have a case of the marsh farts or the swamp swine sabine...

Investigate, educate, eradicate.

Immediate.



ly

 

[akira28]

could be an internal abscess. Is there sort of a mediciny kind of hint to it? That's a sign of sepsis. Which is always fun. I encourage you to google it.
You might already be dead. soon.

 

[Vastag]

*Abandons thread before it can fill with Infected Butthole images*

Actually OP, this can be a good way to take a peek without all the contortions (please don't share it with us).

 

[Mister Negative]

Maybe you have a pilonidal cyst.

Beaten like an infected backside

Nah, pilonidal cysts aren't in your asshole.

If you had one of those you'd know about it. I had one. It wasn't pleasant.

 

[commedieu]

shave your ass/balls. figure out if that was the culprit. At least you will be able to see.

Also, make sure you stay freshly cleaned after shaves down there, else you'll get irritation.

Place a paper towel/tissue in your crack so you're not swamp-ass sweating whilst your tiny hairs grow back.

 

[lorebringer]

Washing your bum every day should take care of any smells, if this is not working then it is very possible that you have a fungal infection - there are lots of products available in pharmacies for this and the sooner it is sorted, the better. Dermal fungal infections will spread, particularly in a nice warm area like your bum, and you really don't want it on your balls/man junk!

OP - wash your bum and slap some cream on it! And change your damn underwear.

 

[Extra Sauce]

1) Shave the forest.
2) Give yourself an enema.
3) Dress a gerbil up in an adorable little mining outfit (hardhat with a light on it, etc.) and send Lemmywinks up there to seek out the source of the dastardly stench.
4) Post on GAF to share the results.

5) If Lemmywinks is not back within 24 hours, send a rescue team of five more gerbils.