Cave Johnson
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Nintendo has some really good translators.
It had the polished sheen, it had the colour screens
It was the best damn Zelda that I've ever seen
It's got the P-star highs, the salty fan cries
Bayonetta 2 with those kick ass thighs
Painty squid patrol, gyroscope controls
Captain Toad, they're fucking on a roll,
Then the mechs start shootin, X is rootin tootin
They'd already won but they just put the boot in
Wii U shook me aaaaaaaaall niiiiiight looooooooong
Wii U shook me aaaaaaaaall niiiiiight looooooooong
They're working double time on that new toy line
Smash Bros looking so incredibly fine
Wanted no applause, dropping bombs galore
"Everyone, our show just kicked the shit out of yours!"
Still got some shit to show, from Mr Miyamoto
"Hey kids, Star Fox U is a go-go-go!"
The floor feels unsteady, E3 got heady
My poor old body just wasn't ready
Wii U shook me aaaaaaaall niiiiiiiiight looooooooong
Wii U shook me aaaaaaaall niiiiiiiight looooooooong
How long is the TreeHouse on for ?
It's nearly sleeptime here in the UK & i have had Nintendo on all evening/night.
The Moon from Majora's Mask looks very cool. They managed to keep the creepy vibe it had.
A little over an hour, then the Invitational starts.
It said it was 4 hours long and it started at half 7 UK time, so there's about an hour before the Smash Invitational starts.
So, is the secret 3DS reveal today or tomorrow?
I think what you fail to understand is that many people are still Nintendo fans because they enjoy solid mechanics and stellar game design. It's not they love everything Nintendo, because... Nintendo! I'll take a Nintendo developed 2D platformer over everything I've seen yesterday any day regardless of artstyle. And I find it kind of funny to describe Nintendo as "in a bubble", because that's how I felt watching the conferences yesterday. Yes, AssCreed/Uncharted/Cod have "mature" artstyles, but they were never great games from a gameplay perspective. It's the same boring, focus testet shit we've seen over the past generation and I'm tired of it.
If you need gritty themes to enjoy a game and can't look past the appearenceI feel truely sorry for you.grow the fuck up.
What?
You said Uncharted was not a great game? Well I'm sorry to say that Uncharted is one of the 3 games that defined the previous generation. The other two being call of duty modern warfare and gears of war.
LEARN TO READ.So you want MEtroid to be like CoD or Halo
You know, 1st person perspective and shooting doesnt equal=ULTRA POPULAR MULTIPLAYER SHOOTER PEWPEWPEW
You would ruin Metroid
And you've "grown" up from Yoshi now. Games for kids aren't for you....
smh
such a shitty post
I feel the same. The new graphics look like updated "Wind Waker" stuff. Not a fan of cell shaded graphics for AAA games. Looks cheap and only acceptable for low budget indie games.
Nintendo is aimed at kids.
People love to dismiss this game but seriously it sold a ton of consoles by itself. I LOVED Uncharted 2 and played a lot of COD (never could get into Gears) but none of them appealed to non-gamers. Wii Sports on the other hand was fun for everybody.Wii sports
Battlefield Hardline is cops and robbers.I don't play cops and robbers anymore. I don't play games aimed at 6 years old anymore.
You said Uncharted was not a great game? Well I'm sorry to say that Uncharted is one of the 3 games that defined the previous generation. The other two being call of duty modern warfare and gears of war.
Uh, not again........
You forgot games like Wii Sports, Angry Birds, and Minecraft.
no, I didn't.
The other three inspired several games and made several others emulate or atleast try to emulate what made Uncharted/Call of Duty/Gears of War, Uncharted/Call of Duty/Gears of War.
The games you pointed were huge successes too, but you didn't get everyone and their mother trying to make games like them.
defining your tastes by your age is almost an ultimate sign of immaturity. it's fine if you prefer Sony over Nintendo, no problem there, but it shouldn't be because you're 25. you're putting yourself into a strict demographic, and I feel a secure adult is one that doesn't care at all for that sort of thing, and keeps true and honest about their passions.I don't play games aimed at 6 years old anymore.
If you do, well then, the more power to you. But I'm 25 years old and my tastes match my age. It's the reason why Sony is and most likely will always be my favorite.
Nintendo is aimed at kids.
Microsoft aimed at teens.
Sony aimed at adults.
Am I... living in an alternate universe where shovelware knock off titles contributed to the death of the Wii? Where every popular iOS game inspires a hundred clones, very often literally using stolen source code..? Did that not happen?no, I didn't.
The other three inspired several games and made several others emulate or atleast try to emulate what made Uncharted/Call of Duty/Gears of War, Uncharted/Call of Duty/Gears of War.
The games you pointed were huge successes too, but you didn't get everyone and their mother trying to make games like them.
Watching this Smash tournament, Nintendo needs to go back to live events for E3, but not for the press, for the fans. I have never seen so many people so psyched up for gaming.
Well I had to deal with insults in pretty much every answer to that post, but I'll be the bigger man and not answer in the same language.
Nobody said that Nintendo needs to drop the games that make Nintendo what it is.
I wrote that they need to make 3rd parties a core focus of their strategy. For 3 whole generations they have not done that.
If you actually bothered to check my post history in this thread you'd seen that in the very first post I wrote "Am I seeing things? Is Nintendo actually winning E3?", followed by my review of the "conference" in which I said they showed a tremendously strong 1st party line-up and it only failed in not securing 3rd party support. I gave it the 2nd highest score of E3.
But after everything was said and done, Nintendo didn't show me anything that said "go buy our system".
I saw the same old IP's on a new skin. Most of them with the same gameplay they've always had.
I saw nothing saying I'd have a better experience playing "Y game" on Wii U.
I know you've wrote that I need to "grow up". But the thing is, I did. I don't play with dolls anymore. I don't play catch anymore. I don't play cops and robbers anymore. I don't play games aimed at 6 years old anymore.
If you do, well then, the more power to you. But I'm 25 years old and my tastes match my age. It's the reason why Sony is and most likely will always be my favorite.
Nintendo is aimed at kids.
Microsoft aimed at teens.
Sony aimed at adults.
There are exceptions though and all three have them, but for the most part this is true.
And no manchild will tell me otherwise no matter how much insults they have to throw at me.
Yes, Nintendo games are usually the cream of the crop. And yes, they don't move systems.
You said Uncharted was not a great game? Well I'm sorry to say that Uncharted is one of the 3 games that defined the previous generation. The other two being call of duty modern warfare and gears of war.
Well I had to deal with insults in pretty much every answer to that post, but I'll be the bigger man and not answer in the same language.
Nobody said that Nintendo needs to drop the games that make Nintendo what it is.
I wrote that they need to make 3rd parties a core focus of their strategy. For 3 whole generations they have not done that.
If you actually bothered to check my post history in this thread you'd seen that in the very first post I wrote "Am I seeing things? Is Nintendo actually winning E3?", followed by my review of the "conference" in which I said they showed a tremendously strong 1st party line-up and it only failed in not securing 3rd party support. I gave it the 2nd highest score of E3.
But after everything was said and done, Nintendo didn't show me anything that said "go buy our system".
I saw the same old IP's on a new skin. Most of them with the same gameplay they've always had.
I saw nothing saying I'd have a better experience playing "Y game" on Wii U.
I know you've wrote that I need to "grow up". But the thing is, I did. I don't play with dolls anymore. I don't play catch anymore. I don't play cops and robbers anymore. I don't play games aimed at 6 years old anymore.
If you do, well then, the more power to you. But I'm 25 years old and my tastes match my age. It's the reason why Sony is and most likely will always be my favorite.
Nintendo is aimed at kids.
Microsoft aimed at teens.
Sony aimed at adults.
There are exceptions though and all three have them, but for the most part this is true.
And no manchild will tell me otherwise no matter how much insults they have to throw at me.
Yes, Nintendo games are usually the cream of the crop. And yes, they don't move systems.
You said Uncharted was not a great game? Well I'm sorry to say that Uncharted is one of the 3 games that defined the previous generation. The other two being call of duty modern warfare and gears of war.
.Just watched the event now, nintendo won E3. Zelda looked amazing and palutena in smash made my day.
I know you've wrote that I need to "grow up". But the thing is, I did. I don't play with dolls anymore. I don't play catch anymore. I don't play cops and robbers anymore. I don't play games aimed at 6 years old anymore.
If you do, well then, the more power to you. But I'm 25 years old and my tastes match my age. It's the reason why Sony is and most likely will always be my favorite.
Nintendo is aimed at kids.
Microsoft aimed at teens.
Sony aimed at adults.
There are exceptions though and all three have them, but for the most part this is true.
And no manchild will tell me otherwise no matter how much insults they have to throw at me.
Yes, Nintendo games are usually the cream of the crop. And yes, they don't move systems.
You said Uncharted was not a great game? Well I'm sorry to say that Uncharted is one of the 3 games that defined the previous generation. The other two being call of duty modern warfare and gears of war.
Speaking of throwing insults at people.Well I had to deal with insults in pretty much every answer to that post, but I'll be the bigger man and not answer in the same language.
Nobody said that Nintendo needs to drop the games that make Nintendo what it is.
I wrote that they need to make 3rd parties a core focus of their strategy. For 3 whole generations they have not done that.
If you actually bothered to check my post history in this thread you'd seen that in the very first post I wrote "Am I seeing things? Is Nintendo actually winning E3?", followed by my review of the "conference" in which I said they showed a tremendously strong 1st party line-up and it only failed in not securing 3rd party support. I gave it the 2nd highest score of E3.
But after everything was said and done, Nintendo didn't show me anything that said "go buy our system".
I saw the same old IP's on a new skin. Most of them with the same gameplay they've always had.
I saw nothing saying I'd have a better experience playing "Y game" on Wii U.
I know you've wrote that I need to "grow up". But the thing is, I did. I don't play with dolls anymore. I don't play catch anymore. I don't play cops and robbers anymore. I don't play games aimed at 6 years old anymore.
If you do, well then, the more power to you. But I'm 25 years old and my tastes match my age. It's the reason why Sony is and most likely will always be my favorite.
Nintendo is aimed at kids.
Microsoft aimed at teens.
Sony aimed at adults.
There are exceptions though and all three have them, but for the most part this is true.
And no manchild will tell me otherwise no matter how much insults they have to throw at me.
Yes, Nintendo games are usually the cream of the crop. And yes, they don't move systems.
You said Uncharted was not a great game? Well I'm sorry to say that Uncharted is one of the 3 games that defined the previous generation. The other two being call of duty modern warfare and gears of war.
Well I had to deal with insults in pretty much every answer to that post, but I'll be the bigger man and not answer in the same language.
I feel the same. The new graphics look like updated "Wind Waker" stuff. Not a fan of cell shaded graphics for AAA games. Looks cheap and only acceptable for low budget indie games.
After Smash I thinkWhen's the roundtable?
People are just resentful towards Mario and Zelda and other Nintendo franchises for becoming "kiddy" but their aesthetic hasn't changed much since the NES days. You were just a kid then so you didn't care, then you got old and jaded and suddenly colorful, whimsical worlds aren't adult.
Someone said the new Zelda is targeting kids based on its art style. Who the fuck do you think OOT was targeting? How old were you when you played that game?
I would hope you'd think I wasn't including you in that. There is a rather vocal section of people who define a game's maturity by how violent or gritty it is, regardless of how inconsequential its ideas or themes are.I'm 36 and I love colorful worlds in my games. I also love gritty world's like Fallout. I'd like to have both in my gaming collection. I want Captain Toad, Yoshi, Mario Kart, Ratchet & Clank, Sunset Overdrive, etc.
I'm old enough to stop trying to label things as for kids or adults. Let's just play games and have fun.
I would hope you'd think I wasn't including you in that. There is a rather vocal section of people who define a game's maturity by how violent or gritty it is, regardless of how inconsequential its ideas or themes are.
What I'm getting at is exactly what you said - play games and have fun. It's a game. By definition that's what you should be worried about.
YOU MUST FIX E3, REGGIE!