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[Syrinx]

So create more context. That makes sense.




Yes. More context.

Makes sense.

I'm really skeptical that there could be any context in which "Nigger O'Coon taking over Africa" isn't still incredibly racist.

 

[duckroll]

The idea of a man becoming a woman is so absurdly weird. It is odd.
Its as odd to me as it is for a gay man to understand why a straight man likes women.

So why do men become women? They must of thought about doing it for a long time. It must not have been something impulsive.
Why do they feel the need to dress like a woman. Get implants, hormone therapy and so forth? Because God got it wrong and made them men?

Wow you really are an awful human being.

 

[freenudemacusers]

The idea of a man becoming a woman is so absurdly weird. It is odd.
Its as odd to me as it is for a gay man to understand why a straight man likes women.

So why do men become women? They must of thought about doing it for a long time. It must not have been something impulsive.
Why do they feel the need to dress like a woman. Get implants, hormone therapy and so forth? Because God got it wrong and made them men?

...op... no...

 

[Fracas]

I am still in utter disbelief.

 

[Christine]

The idea of a man becoming a woman is so absurdly weird. It is odd.
Its as odd to me as it is for a gay man to understand why a straight man likes women.

So why do men become women? They must of thought about doing it for a long time. It must not have been something impulsive.
Why do they feel the need to dress like a woman. Get implants, hormone therapy and so forth? Because God got it wrong and made them men?

Yes but what does this have to do with vampires? Please explain

 

[SystemBug]

This is like a joke that went to far.

For example, I know this kid who recently started "rapping" recently. By rapping I mean cover rap songs (like who does that). He got this huge ego thing going on and starting instagraming pictures of DEFJAM and thinking he's going to get signed.

Me and my friends wanted to created a dummy website for an indie label just to fuck around with him some more and make him feel like actual shit was going down. We actually didn't even need the site, we could have just done it via email.

I joked with my friends about how we will like actually make it super legit, have the site, have him improve his skills, promote him, eventually get him signed to DEFJAM, hes raking millions, and we are still loling because its all a prank.

Obviously, we never did any of it.

It's kind of like that 4chan bit about the 2 dudes blowing each other because its a joke

 

[FelixOrion]

The idea of a man becoming a woman is so absurdly weird. It is odd.
Its as odd to me as it is for a gay man to understand why a straight man likes women.

So why do men become women? They must of thought about doing it for a long time. It must not have been something impulsive.
Why do they feel the need to dress like a woman. Get implants, hormone therapy and so forth? Because God got it wrong and made them men?

wow

 

[Simon Belmont]

I'm not transphobic, I just think transexual people deserve to be mocked and ridiculed. Can't you people see the difference?

 

[Captain Europe]

So make it less racist and sexist.

So how is it that South Park of Family Guy can get away with it the right way?

Its not because I feel these things. Its just...funny.

Maybe Nigga began as just a regular name and then was turned into a slur. Like coon.

I mean these names make no sense whatsoever. Why is the spanish word for black what turned into a bad name? And why is coon a bad name ?

Maybe I could just say that was his name, and it was not offensive until white people used it wrong.

Because South Park and Family Guy don't do this, they make fun of the homophobes/sexists/racists believe it or not. You do the exact opposite, and to the extreme.

 

[way more]

This is real life version of the Jim and Derrick Show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Cj8J00-Us


Move to LA my friend, you're gonna be a star!

 

[Masquerader]

The idea of a man becoming a woman is so absurdly weird. It is odd.
Its as odd to me as it is for a gay man to understand why a straight man likes women.

So why do men become women? They must of thought about doing it for a long time. It must not have been something impulsive.
Why do they feel the need to dress like a woman. Get implants, hormone therapy and so forth? Because God got it wrong and made them men?

Not that I'm trying my hardest to be a killjoy, but this is extremely rude, abrasive, horrible, and banworthy.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Tell me more about the Jews, OP.

 

[GungHo]

what is the joke about the "tranpires" being "confused men who spend far too much time contemplating being women"

what is the idea that is supposed to make the reader laugh

Well, you gave him the rope.

 

[Gilgamesh]

"Joktan the unfunny"

Guys I found OP's self-insert character

 

[terribletwo]

OP for real how old are you

has this been answered yet anyone?

e: oh now i'm sad

 

[freenudemacusers]

Tell me more about the Jews, OP.

The idea of a man becoming a jew is so absurdly weird. It is odd.

OP for real how old are you

has this been answered yet anyone?

I believe the answer was late 20s

 

[PaulExcellent]

I think its hilarious.

OK, I'm gonna have to stop you there.
You're asking for our opinions, but you're already set on how hilarious it is and how you'll only be editing from there.

What are you even trying here? For it to come off as rude and obnoxious? Because it's not funny. You're not funny.

You're an idiot.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

The idea of a man becoming a woman is so absurdly weird. It is odd.
Its as odd to me as it is for a gay man to understand why a straight man likes women.

So why do men become women? They must of thought about doing it for a long time. It must not have been something impulsive.
Why do they feel the need to dress like a woman. Get implants, hormone therapy and so forth? Because God got it wrong and made them men?

Nooooooooooooooooo.

 

[CornBurrito]

The idea of a man becoming a woman is so absurdly weird. It is odd.
Its as odd to me as it is for a gay man to understand why a straight man likes women.

So why do men become women? They must of thought about doing it for a long time. It must not have been something impulsive.
Why do they feel the need to dress like a woman. Get implants, hormone therapy and so forth? Because God got it wrong and made them men?

As a gay man who has studied bits of biology and neuroscience it isn't that hard to explain why straight men like women. It isn't really hard to understand the nature of sexual attraction.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

The idea of a man becoming a woman is so absurdly weird. It is odd.
Its as odd to me as it is for a gay man to understand why a straight man likes women.

So why do men become women? They must of thought about doing it for a long time. It must not have been something impulsive.
Why do they feel the need to dress like a woman. Get implants, hormone therapy and so forth? Because God got it wrong and made them men?

Holy shit.

I can't believe this human being is near my age.

 

[Gaz_RB]

The idea of a man becoming a woman is so absurdly weird. It is odd.
Its as odd to me as it is for a gay man to understand why a straight man likes women.

So why do men become women? They must of thought about doing it for a long time. It must not have been something impulsive.
Why do they feel the need to dress like a woman. Get implants, hormone therapy and so forth? Because God got it wrong and made them men?

Well, we've finally turned the corner of no return.

I think its hilarious.
But I also see it needs a lot of work.

Most of you see "lots of work" as terrible and you worthy of giving up.
But thats why most drafts stay to the people who draft them.

I tried a different route. I went on this forum where I could get the maximum amount of attention I could think how to get.

The problem is that it doesn't matter how much you rewrite it or put work into it. The concept as a whole is flawed beyond repair.

 

[Trouble]

The idea of a man becoming a woman is so absurdly weird. It is odd.
Its as odd to me as it is for a gay man to understand why a straight man likes women.

So why do men become women? They must of thought about doing it for a long time. It must not have been something impulsive.
Why do they feel the need to dress like a woman. Get implants, hormone therapy and so forth? Because God got it wrong and made them men?

You don't understand it, therefore it's ok to be super transphobic and mock them?

The fuck is wrong with you?

 

[The Artful Dodger]

As a gay man who has studied bits of biology and neuroscience it isn't that hard to explain why straight men like women. It isn't really hard to understand the nature of sexual attraction.

Well that's just your opinion, OP obviously has a different understanding...

Maybe he didn't create enough context for what he said...

 

[Christine]

Seriously, why vampires?

 

[Broder Salsa]

So why do men become women? They must of thought about doing it for a long time. It must not have been something impulsive.
Why do they feel the need to dress like a woman. Get implants, hormone therapy and so forth? Because God got it wrong and made them men?

For me it was impulsive. I was drunk one night and some friends decided to prank me, I just went along with it thinking "it's probably not that different" and today I'm living my life as a woman, trying to blend in between my peers as well as possible.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

man, it took a while for that to come out

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh... This thread went from weird to downright absurd.

 

[CornBurrito]

Umm.... why are you getting mad at him for not understanding transexuality guys? It isn't something most people have an inherent understanding of. Just give him some links or something.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

I think its hilarious.

Did you know some very successful comedians don't find comedy funny anymore? It's such a rote exercise for them that they're already many steps ahead of where the joke is by the time it starts. They understand every level to their humor, and they refine it like machines.

You find your elementary school level jokes funny because you're a basic fucking person.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

Tell me more about the Jews, OP.

Would you like something with light, mild, or strong context?

 

[ppor]

One day he went into the house to look over the resume of a young starlet looking to work in one of his films. None of the household servants were there in the house. So she grabbed him by his jacket, saying, “YEE HEE HEE HEE(horse noises*) NOSE-FUCK ME NOW!”

But he slipped out of his jacket, leaving it in her hand and ran outside. When she saw that he had left his jacket in her hand and had run outside, she called for her household servants and said to them, “See, my husband brought in that FUCKING JEW and now he has humiliated us. He tried to Jew-fuck me with his fucking nose, but I screamed like a bat being raped by a cat. When he heard me scream, he left his jacket and ran outside.”

So she laid his jacket beside her until his master came home. This is what she said to him. Word for word.

Verbatim: “That piece of shit JEW you brought to us tried to stick his nose in my puss-gyna, but when I raised my voice and screamed‟ JEW RAPE! JEW RAPE!‟, he left jacket saying, "Here's a jacket to keep your ice-pussy warm BITCH!‟ and ran outside.”

When his boss heard his wife say, “This is the way your little producer treated me,” he became furious and couldn't stop tugging on his weiner. Meyer-Jospeh's boss took him and threw him into Alcatraz prison, the place where prisoners were confined in that area. So he was there in the prison because he wouldn't shnoz(…get it? Shnoz…) the horses shniz.

Went to a random page (74). Where are the jokes?

 

[EmCeeGramr]

okay now that we've gotten that out of the way, how do you feel about jews and why is it funny to talk about their noses and how they control the movies and banks and died in the holocaust

 

[Gaz_RB]

Went to a random page (74). Where are the jokes?

That's the secret. The whole thing is a joke.

 

[figadapaura]

Just think for a minute, OP. Actually think.

Now realise wtf is wrong with you.

 

[Kano on the Phone]

The idea of a man becoming a woman is so absurdly weird. It is odd.
Its as odd to me as it is for a gay man to understand why a straight man likes women.

God damn. You're like a shitty Michael Scott.

 

[Brakke]

Look, I have a thing I have to go to. If this goes south, I'm not going to be able to summarize it until later tonight.

You're all on your own.

Is it this?

I think OP beat you to it, come back.

 

[theWB27]

I feel bad for actually trying to help...I should stop.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Seriously, why vampires?

much like the nosferatu, the transperson burns when exposed to light

 

[Broder Salsa]

"but I screamed like a bat being raped by a cat"

This could be good rap lyrics.

 

[Trouble]

Umm.... why are you getting mad at him for not understanding transexuality guys? It isn't something most people have an inherent understanding of. Just give him some links or something.

Not understanding it isn't really the problem, though. I can't say I truly understand it, or being gay, or black, or a woman, because I'm none of those things. Doesn't give me carte blanche to say hurtful things about any of them.

Spoiler

I know your tongue was planted firmly in-cheek with that post.

 

[Soodanim]

OP you are, of course, free to do as you please with your time. But if you didn't get why Family Guy and South Park have more appeal than what you've written, you're never going to produce something people like. It's too much of an uphill struggle.

Even if you take the advice of the thread into consideration and make a ton of changes, I can't see it ever being good, because the concept isn't good and nor is your style of "humour". They aren't jokes, they're just words thrown out for effect, the effect being far different from what you intended. It might be funny to you and $2 guy, but as unfortunate as that may be that is essentially it.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

much like the nosferatu, the transperson burns when exposed to light

Just like the jews. It's all coming together...

 

[The Artful Dodger]

okay now that we've gotten that out of the way, how do you feel about jews and why is it funny to talk about their noses and how they control the movies and banks and died in the holocaust

If Seth MacFarlane, pinnacle of all human comedy, can make a joke about it. Why can't he?

 

[Dude Abides]

Went to a random page (74). Where are the jokes?

Schnoz, don't you get it? Schnoz!

 

[terribletwo]

OP if you don't want to take advice in this thread, I'd recommend testing this at your local high school's book club. There are probably many teenagers going through a phase that would LOVE this

 

[MetatronM]

I'm just going to assume OP is in the 4th grade. Nobody can convince me otherwise.

 

[Trouble]

okay now that we've gotten that out of the way, how do you feel about jews and why is it funny to talk about their noses and how they control the movies and banks and died in the holocaust

"Here, have some more rope."

 

[Paskil]

I don't understand how this thread is still amazingly hilarious and interesting. It's like a slow motion, slow motion train wreck. Slowed down to a frame per second, but something amazing happens every frame.

 

[figadapaura]

Schnoz, don't you get it? Schnoz!

Hilarity!

 

[The Artful Dodger]

I don't understand how this thread is still amazingly hilarious and interesting. It's like a slow motion, slow motion train wreck. Slowed down to a frame per second, but something amazing happens every frame.

That's not entirely accurate. In Train Wrecks you hope everyone gets out ok.