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i just ate raw chicken for no particular reason

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I'm so bad at cooking, I can never make my chicken any good on my George Foreman. Only stupid easy burgers that taste good.

I only ever did boneless chicken anyway. And yeah those stupid good burgers were incredibly easy. Sadsic should have just eaten raw beef, he'd be much better off.

Side note you don't boil the chicken before you put it in the grill? I find the meat to dry if I leave the grill to do all the cooking.

nah. not on the foreman. I don't mind a little dryness anyway, if I'm doing real charcoal grilling. (I haven't owned a foreman for 10 years though)
i feel like boiling first robs some of the flavor. I'm a fan of brining though.
 
I'm so bad at cooking, I can never make my chicken any good on my George Foreman. Only stupid easy burgers that taste good.

Guys! Please create a thread about sharing recepies and stuff using the George Foreman grill! I just bought one and it's amazing.
 
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You can know look forward to experiencing symptoms such as severe diarrhea, fatigue, nausea, fever, chills, stomach cramps. Watch out for blood in your poop!
 
Wiki said:
Most people with salmonellosis develop diarrhea, fever, vomiting, and abdominal cramps 12 to 72 hours after infection.[3] Diarrhea is often mucopurulent (containing mucus or pus) and bloody. In most cases, the illness lasts four to seven days, and most people recover without treatment. In some cases, though, the diarrhea may be so severe that the patient becomes dangerously dehydrated and must be taken to a hospital. At the hospital, the patient may receive intravenous fluids to treat the dehydration, and may be given medications to provide symptomatic relief, such as fever reduction. In severe cases, the Salmonella infection may spread from the intestines to the blood stream, and then to other body sites, and can cause death, unless the person is treated promptly with antibiotics.

In otherwise healthy adults, the symptoms can be mild. Normally, no sepsis occurs, but it can occur exceptionally as a complication in the immunocompromised. However, in people at risk such as infants, small children, the elderly, Salmonella infections can become very serious, leading to complications. In infants, dehydration can cause a state of severe toxicity. Extraintestinal localizations are possible, especially Salmonella meningitis in children, osteitis, etc. Children with sickle cell anaemia who are infected with Salmonella may develop osteomyelitis. Treatment of osteomyelitis, in this case, will be to use fluoroquinolones (Ciproflaxacin, Levofloxacin, etc. and Nalidixic acid).

Those whose only symptom is diarrhea usually completely recover, but it can be several months until their bowel habits are normal.[4] A small number of people afflicted with salmonellosis experience reactive arthritis, which can last months or years and can lead to chronic arthritis.[5][6] In sickle-cell anemia, osteomyelitis due to Salmonella infection is much more common than in the general population. Though Salmonella infection is frequently the cause of osteomyelitis in sickle-cell anemia patients, it is not the most common cause; the most common cause remains Staphylococcus infection.

OP, i have never experienced salmonellosis but once (and out of sheer stupidity since i wanted to eat them while i was driving) i drank all the "juice" (seems like is just salt and water) of a green olive glass jar.

After i got home (30 minutes) i started experiencing several abdominal cramps, and felt inmediately the call of the wild.

After the first visit to the throne room, 5 minutes passed since i felt the urge to run as fast as i could to the nearest human waste disposal facility, and that pattern followed for 16 times.

The first shit was quite strong but the result looked "normal", then the second to fourth were total diarrhea, and then things looked like someone opened a fire hydrant of hot water inside my colon.

You felt like you were between a rock and a hard place, because if you let go (you don't have to push at all) your asshole felt like it was pouring lava, and if you held it your entire intestine hurt like hell, sounded like a tropical storm and pushed you to release the thing already with a nice dose of repetitive cramps.

You could think of shooting in short bursts, well... that's ok, but that was just for leveling the pain, you felt like shit anyways, there was no way to handle that situation properly.

The last three or four evacuation crusades present you an entire new scenario, you felt the urge to shit, but nothing comes out, no shit, no "water", not even farts, just brace yourself, that's the point of no return, you can't relieve the pain, you just have to close your eyes, play dead, and wish for a way to make the clock tick faster.

There are no words to transmit the mixture of feelings involved in heavy diarrhea op, i just hope you don't experience it, but at least if you start feeling the sounds in the horizon you will know what to expect.
 
I mean, I watch cooking shows from time to time, and when I see the chefs handling raw meat on the show, I want to wash my hands.

Eating it? Unfathomable.

I cook lots of chicken breasts, and have to be ridiculous careful not to drip water anywhere and wash the shit out of my hands and everything I touch afterwards.

And it's all my decision to do it. Chicken is some serious stuff. It's fucking delicious, but I spent age 5 - nearly 16 on a chicken farm. Salmonella aside, I've got memories man. I don't know how much you know about chicken, but I consider myself an expert.
 
My friend just got out of the hospital from food poisoning, vomiting for days and having severe diarrhea. He had to get 8 liters of fluids injected into him.
 
I like you OP. Don't go killing yourself eating raw chicken. Salmonella ain't nothing to fuck with.

I wonder if it was an aborted suicide attempt. Or at the very least a bizarre self destructive behavior stemming from other issues. It's just so bizarre it's hard to believe op just said what the hell I'm hungry.
 
Why do you think Gordon Ramsey flips the fuck out when a chef gives him raw chicken? Also why do you think he says "You could have killed someone!" when it happens?
 
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