Killer Queen
Banned
Called my now-fiancee "mom" once, but she just laughed it off.
Looking to start a counter kink trend?
Called my now-fiancee "mom" once, but she just laughed it off.
Female friend to priest.
"I like the smell of semen."
She meant pollen.
I called my teacher mom in grade 2 by accident. Then some kid did it the next day and everyone forgot that I did it too. Thanks other kid, your sacrifice wasn't in vain
I sent an important email to a client and instead of "Dear Chris" I had typed "Dead Chris".
Don't think anyone has ever noticed tho as I somehow pull it off.
They noticed.
A coworker was talking about how they didn't want to go somewhere because they felt like there were going to be a lot of young people there.
I responded with "don't worry, there will be old people there too" and then I realized what I insinuated.
I called my teacher mom in grade 2 by accident. Then some kid did it the next day and everyone forgot that I did it too. Thanks other kid, your sacrifice wasn't in vain
Hadn't been in a restaurant in a while. Ordered steak. Waiter asked if I wanted it medium. I asked if they also had large.
Sigh.
"Nicol- Jen would you like some tea?"
Jen glares at me as we are getting married on Sunday and I've just called her the wrong name.
Every time I order out, every damn time...
Every time I order out, every damn time...
I called my teacher mom in grade 2 by accident. Then some kid did it the next day and everyone forgot that I did it too. Thanks other kid, your sacrifice wasn't in vain
I told my extremely conservative grandmother that my girlfriend and I were going to the lesbian restaurant tomorrow.
I meant to say Lebanese.
Something I do quite a lot on the phone is that I'll have multiple responses queued up in my head, and when it comes time to speak, I somehow mash them up.
So when someone says "Thank you for your help!"
I'm thinking "No problem" or "My pleasure" and I'll say out loud "My problem!" or "No pleasure!"
I've said both to customers. I've also ended business calls with "I love you."
I said to my boss at my last job. "Oh, Melissa's bringing the spinach and artichoke dick!" instead of "dip." I've never been more uncomfortable lol
Since I'm Canadian, I actually do say Sorry a lot.
Like when someone thanks me, I sometimes say to them "Sorry".