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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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Wait until you see what an iris looks like up close.

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How about Danny Man instead, Pantene? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So I have a man bun, should I also use it?

There are conflicting viewpoints on the efficacy of hair products, but generally speaking if you wash or treat your hair regularly then conditioner is a helpful tool.
 

FUME5

Member
Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide

But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so

God damn it.
 
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Transhuman

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The reason why the aliens haven't contacted us is because of the hurtful things people says about their genitals. Which I'm sure are perfectly fine.
 

Jobbs

Banned
My brother got to watch up close as my eye was surgeried on. At the place where I got lasik they have a monitor where people with the patient can watch if they want to (I'm still not sure why they do that, because most people react with horror) They cut a flap, lift it up, and do shit.

I have a reply for Pau's post last night but I have the good sense to save it for when I know she's around. Most people don't have that sense. I'm evolved.

Was looking at old shit and this is the closest thing I've ever drawn to a furry

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It's a creepy version of Fidget from Dust An Elysian Tail
 

Jobbs

Banned
You had Lasik today?

No. Immediately following surgery you're nearly blind for at least 10-15 hours and your eyes will feel like they have sand in them. Come to think of it though I did post a few times on neogaf during that period by holding the phone one inch from my face. It was last summer.

You can also smell burning eyeball during the surgery. There are some things they don't mention beforehand because it might scare you off. It wouldn't have scared me off, though, I'm pretty brave at surgery stuffs.
 

FUME5

Member
No. Immediately following surgery you're nearly blind for at least 10-15 hours and your eyes will feel like they have sand in them. Come to think of it though I did post a few times on neogaf during that period by holding the phone one inch from my face. It was last summer.

You can also smell burning eyeball during the surgery. There are some things they don't mention beforehand because it might scare you off. It wouldn't have scared me off, though, I'm pretty brave at surgery stuffs.

Huh.
 
Ecerything I've read about laser eye surgery is terrifying

Maybe I'll get it in like 20 years, but I've worn glasses for so long that it's not a huge issue, plus I like how I look with them
 

Jobbs

Banned
Ououou, look at me, I'm Jobbsy. I'm so brave and my balls are burning and stinky. ououou, I'm Jobbsy

Look at me I'm danny I'm in china and going to vietnam to eat dogs ooooooh

Ecerything I've read about laser eye surgery is terrifying

Maybe I'll get it in like 20 years, but I've worn glasses for so long that it's not a huge issue, plus I like how I look with them

I was quite myopic (I think -6.00 dioptres or so IIRC) so quite reliant on glasses. Plus due to the somewhat high prescription that was needed, wearing the glasses would quite noticably "shrink" my eyes. If you are nearsighted, putting glasses on will, outwardly, make your eyes appear smaller. This is often unnoticeable but after a certain point it's very noticeable. Since my face is somewhat full already it wasn't a good look.

I still wear glasses sometimes because I wasn't granted perfect vision, but my prescription is far lower and I can see well enough to function without them.
 

Xiao Hu

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Look at me I'm danny I'm in china and going to vietnam to eat dogs ooooooh

Actually I will go to Vietnam to eat pussy
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Haha, who am I kidding. The day I feel the warmth of another human being in my bed is the day hell freezes over or Nintendo finally acting like an international company. I mean, even Lea can't find anybody so how the fuck should a walking ugly borefest like me be happy. I might as well join you in the monastery...
 

Jobbs

Banned
Actually I will go to Vietnam to eat pussy
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Haha, who am I kidding. The day I feel the warmth of another human being in my bed is the day hell freezes over or Nintendo finally acting like an international company. I mean, even Lea can't find anybody so how the fuck should a walking ugly borefest like me be happy. I might as well join you in the monastery...

You're cuter than I am and I managed to get a nurse to follow me home from a hospital
(and then betray me a couple months later)
There's hope.
 

Xiao Hu

Member
You're cuter than I am and I managed to get a nurse to follow me home from a hospital
(and then betray me a couple months later)
There's hope.

I followed you into this fucking immoral mess of a thread.
I won' betray you, never <3
. If I don't find somebody by the summer of next year I will smoke some Schinken in your living room.
 
I was quite myopic (I think -6.00 dioptres or so IIRC) so quite reliant on glasses. Plus due to the somewhat high prescription that was needed, wearing the glasses would quite noticably "shrink" my eyes. If you are nearsighted, putting glasses on will, outwardly, make your eyes appear smaller. This is often unnoticeable but after a certain point it's quite noticeable. Since my face is somewhat full already it wasn't a good look.

I still wear glasses sometimes because I wasn't granted perfect vision, but my prescription is far lower and I can see well enough to function without them.
Man, I don't know my prescription but I am hella shortsighted. Like I would have so much trouble functioning without glasses
 

DrM

Redmond's Baby
Ecerything I've read about laser eye surgery is terrifying

Maybe I'll get it in like 20 years, but I've worn glasses for so long that it's not a huge issue, plus I like how I look with them

Good thing is that I am not suitable for any LASIK variant, only ICL is possibility for me. But is like 3x more expensive :\
 
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Deleted member 10571

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This game planning stuff is super motivating and a little bit demotivating too lol. I already have a nightmare clusterfuck of a diagram going just describing the basic first drafts of how scenes are connected and open up, not any story stuff and barely puzzle relevant ideas in there, and it's already so so much.

When I'm home later I'll probably start drawing out some sketches and that's probably gonna be the moment where I go "wait a minute, I can't actually draw" and that'll be a difficult realization lol
 
I mean it's not meant as an insult

I've known my best friend for 8/9 years now and been best friends for the vast majority of that, it's tough to compare. Nothing against you
 

Jobbs

Banned
I mean it's not meant as an insult

I've known my best friend for 8/9 years now and been best friends for the vast majority of that, it's tough to compare. Nothing against you

I was joking. I would like to have a concert friend though, I hardly have any these days so I barely ever go to them
 
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Deleted member 10571

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so i noticed i missed an entire new season of non non biyori and to recap i checked one or two episodes of the first season and now i'm watching everything all over again.


this show is so adorable.
 

Dryk

Member
Hey guys Lucian told me to stop by what's go... THE FUCK IS THAT?

I'll see it and raise you a goblin shark
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This is also my logic. Concerts alone are the best. I can dance like a madman and no one I know will see it.
Oh fuck I never thought about that. Although my best friend has indicated that me secretly sneaking to places to dance but refusing to dance with her would cut her very deeply so maybe not.
 

Lucian Cat

Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
And seriously, at least with punk gigs, there's a genuine community there. You'll keep seeing the same people
True that. I see a few regulars these days. Never chat to them though haha. Maybe I will next time.
Hey guys Lucian told me to stop by what's go... THE FUCK IS THAT?

I'll see it and raise you a goblin shark
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Oh fuck I never thought about that. Although my best friend has indicated that me secretly sneaking to places to dance but refusing to dance with her would cut her very deeply so maybe not.

Eyyy

Goblin sharks were my favourite shark as a kid.

Also refusing to dance with a girl is definitely heresy.
 

FloatOn

Member
Headed over to my parents house soon for Father's Day grill + chill

Hopefully I finish up over there with enough time to mow my grass at dusk
 
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