I wish someone at least looked at me or acknowledged I even existed, much less the stuff in this topic.
I should just kill myself.
So she told me this at the mall today and I nearly choked on my Cinnabon. When I asked why, she said that my cone looked juicy enough to bite. I don't know if I should say yes. I mean, I love eating ice cream, but never had it done to me. I regularly use sprinkles so flavor isn't an issue, but I think I would be embarrassed with my cone up in the air. Help GAF?
I wish someone at least looked at me or acknowledged I even existed, much less the stuff in this topic.
I should just kill myself.
OPs future
Don't feel like that man, your time will come. Pretty much everything in my life has happened late and relationships with women and sex weren't any different. But after many years of nothing I found my perfect girl. You'll have your time don't worry. Feel free to PM if you want to chat mate. Trust me nothing should make you feel that way.I wish someone at least looked at me or acknowledged I even existed, much less the stuff in this topic.
I should just kill myself.
Sounds terrible.
Whatever float your ass.
There's no need to look up to this kind of shit. You're better than this.
Why does op still have no tag.
So is this about anal sex of some sort? I would assume eating someone's cone meant a blow job since well I don't think of a cone when I think of a butt.
she ate his ass
Wow, even Canibus would be impressed.
I guess I need to catch up on my slang then.
So is this about anal sex of some sort? I would assume eating someone's cone meant a blow job since well I don't think of a cone when I think of a butt.
I guess I need to catch up on my slang then.
It's your turn to live it now.
Nah mod edit definitely sounds more phallic.
On that note, I think one area where OP failed to deliver is involving ice cream in the story, I was really expecting both Ice Cream and ass play.
This trendy Gaf slang for butthole needs to die. It doesn't make any sense. Let's call it what it is to avoid this kind of confusion.
OP's lady friend tongue punched his fart-box.
God speed, man.
As for option 5, let's hope it's not Too Long. Take it easy, this is the Prime Time of Your Life.
Before you know it, you'll Lose Yourself to Dance and you'll ask her to do it One More Time except Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.
wheredoifindthesegirls.exe
I wish someone at least looked at me or acknowledged I even existed, much less the stuff in this topic.
I should just kill myself.
I wish I could. I'll have to stick to reading about people's adventures. I became severely disabled 10 year's ago and haven't had sex of any kind since then.
Have fun Daft. It sounds like you're in for quite alot of fun. Be safe.
Not sure if serious but I'll bite:
OP is a guy, he has a lady friend. They've been friends for a very long time. OP's lady friend is into what some people would call "weird" or "strange" sex things, known as "kinks". This can be anything from wanting to be blindfolded and tied up during sex to some really extreme things that a 5 year old should never know. Things that nobody should ever know. What I just said there is called Kink Shaming but there is some stuff that... is just downright dangerous.
OP's lady friend likes to take charge and be in control of everything during sex, which is called being a Dom which is short for dominant/dominatrix. OP himself likes to let other people take control during sex, which is called being a Sub which is short for submissive.
OP's lady friend has apparently had some feelings towards him for some time, and recently revealed to him that one of her kinks is that she likes to eat ass. This can range from biting someone's butt cheek to licking their butthole to actually inserting their tongue into a butthole.
OP has done this to other partners before, but never had it done to him. Hesitant at first, he agreed to let his friend eat his ass to see if he liked it.
When OP got to his lady friend's house, she took him to her room where he saw she had an assortment of sex toys. She started their session by taking control of him (after talking about what they were and were not comfortable with, which is called Keeping it SSC - Safe, Sane, and Consensual) and bending him over her bed to be able to bite, lick, and stick her tongue into his butthole. Occasionally she would also slap his butt cheeks as well, as varying degrees of spanking is also a kink.
After playing with OP's butthole for a while she saw that his dick had grown very hard, which is called an erection, and happens when men are very sexually aroused causing blood to rush to the penis and make it stiff so that it can go into a vagina or mouth or butt for sexual intercourse. OP's lady friend took his erection in her hand and bent it so that it was pointing down, but since he was bent over it stuck out back between his legs. She then performed oral sex on him, called a blow job, and the feeling was so pleasurable that OP ejaculated, which is when semen jets out of your penis from your testicles where it is made, in animals and some humans this is used for mating as the semen jets up into the vagina looking for an egg to become a baby with.
OP's lady friend playing with his butt hole and then giving him oral sex caused OP to ejaculate with such emotion and power that his soul actually shot out of his penis into his friend's mouth. OP's friend now owns him, she is his Dom and he is her Sub.
Ok, so I just got back from my friend's house and time for the breakdown. So I go over to her place and she invites me in to her bedroom. I'm thinking it as just going to be a regular girl's bedroom, but no she had a rack of floggers and riding crops next to her clothes hamper off to the side and a rather ominous looking Rubbermaid toolbox sitting under it. The room was lit with candles and it just had a very sensual atmosphere going on. She asked me if I was ready and I said yes. She then asked me how I felt about it and if I still wanted to back out. I wasn't going to punk out so I said sure.
She then grabs me, spins me around so 'm facing her bed, undoes my belt from behind, grabs me by the neck, and growls, "Bend over and let me taste that ass."
Of course I freaked out and was like what the hell, but she brought up the fact that I had told her and a group of other friends while drinking that I'm a bit of a switch who leans towards submissive and she wanted to see just how submissive I was. She had me there so I said, "Ok as long as you don't go overboard and violate my consent." She said fine and then pushed me over while dragging my pants off until my lower half was exposed and ass raised in the air like a black Mt. Everest. You have to understand guys, I was nervous as hell because I had no clue what was about to happen. I trimmed my hair, washed my ass inside and out, and still wasn't prepared. She then began to grab my asscheeks and squeeze and lick them while slapping my ass every few seconds and pushed my head into the bed. She got on her knees and I could feel her breath on my ass and testicles as she began softly nibbling on them while slapping my ass still. Then I could feel her mouth next to my asshole and....
I screamed like a girl. Her mouth latched on to my ass like leech and I could feel her tongue delicately swirl around my ass ever so gently, but with enough pressure that I could feel it. I mean she buried her face in it. She took her tongue and started to penetrate me while I'm moaning and toes are being curled. Then she starts to move my ass on her tongue like she wants to get as much of it in me as possible. At this point I'm rock solid and she pulls out and grabs my dick and aims it backwards towards her and she swallows me in one gulp. Not only was this my first time getting my salad tossed, I also never had my dick sucked from the back before. My mind immediately thought of Mike Epps and Friday After Next and I chuckled. She thought I was laughing at her and she slaps my ass repeatedly while sucking me with an almost Hoover like force. That was enough to send me over the edge and I swear I must have shot out my soul down her throat.
She stood over me triumphant and I turned up to look at her. My face?
Her face?
After we cleaned up, she explained that she wanted to talk to me about possibly being her submissive, but she didn't know if I would be into the same things she would. We're going to a local BDSM group munch this weekend. So thank you GAF for convincing me to do it because you might have just hooked me up with an actual partner.
Ok, so I just got back from my friend's house and time for the breakdown. So I go over to her place and she invites me in to her bedroom. I'm thinking it as just going to be a regular girl's bedroom, but no she had a rack of floggers and riding crops next to her clothes hamper off to the side and a rather ominous looking Rubbermaid toolbox sitting under it. The room was lit with candles and it just had a very sensual atmosphere going on. She asked me if I was ready and I said yes. She then asked me how I felt about it and if I still wanted to back out. I wasn't going to punk out so I said sure.
She then grabs me, spins me around so 'm facing her bed, undoes my belt from behind, grabs me by the neck, and growls, "Bend over and let me taste that ass."
Of course I freaked out and was like what the hell, but she brought up the fact that I had told her and a group of other friends while drinking that I'm a bit of a switch who leans towards submissive and she wanted to see just how submissive I was. She had me there so I said, "Ok as long as you don't go overboard and violate my consent." She said fine and then pushed me over while dragging my pants off until my lower half was exposed and ass raised in the air like a black Mt. Everest. You have to understand guys, I was nervous as hell because I had no clue what was about to happen. I trimmed my hair, washed my ass inside and out, and still wasn't prepared. She then began to grab my asscheeks and squeeze and lick them while slapping my ass every few seconds and pushed my head into the bed. She got on her knees and I could feel her breath on my ass and testicles as she began softly nibbling on them while slapping my ass still. Then I could feel her mouth next to my asshole and....
I screamed like a girl. Her mouth latched on to my ass like leech and I could feel her tongue delicately swirl around my ass ever so gently, but with enough pressure that I could feel it. I mean she buried her face in it. She took her tongue and started to penetrate me while I'm moaning and toes are being curled. Then she starts to move my ass on her tongue like she wants to get as much of it in me as possible. At this point I'm rock solid and she pulls out and grabs my dick and aims it backwards towards her and she swallows me in one gulp. Not only was this my first time getting my salad tossed, I also never had my dick sucked from the back before. My mind immediately thought of Mike Epps and Friday After Next and I chuckled. She thought I was laughing at her and she slaps my ass repeatedly while sucking me with an almost Hoover like force. That was enough to send me over the edge and I swear I must have shot out my soul down her throat.
She stood over me triumphant and I turned up to look at her. My face?
Her face?
After we cleaned up, she explained that she wanted to talk to me about possibly being her submissive, but she didn't know if I would be into the same things she would. We're going to a local BDSM group munch this weekend. So thank you GAF for convincing me to do it because you might have just hooked me up with an actual partner.
Sounds terrible.
Whatever float your ass.
There's no need to look up to this kind of shit. You're better than this.
This trendy Gaf slang for butthole needs to die. It doesn't make any sense. Let's call it what it is to avoid this kind of confusion.
OP's lady friend tongue punched his fart-box.
You're in for a treat OP, specially if she handiest you at the same time5. Yes, I'm thinking of trying pegging next and she's super excited lol.
What happened to honour and dignity?
I didn't have such a bad view of some Neogaffers, until this thread.
What happened to honour and dignity?
I didn't have such a bad view of some Neogaffers, until this thread.
What happened to honour and dignity?