- you somehow accidentally fly straight into a black hole and instead of dying, you pop out somewhere near an alternate version of Earth in the 1950s
- you go in for an emergency landing and land just coincidentally land right in the middle of Area 51
- crazy nazi woman demands you hand over the antimatter crystal that powers your ship, and also happens to be orders of magnitude more powerful than any nuclear weapon. Edge "genius" Maverick gives it to you.
- Edge gets locked up with Meracle, the half-naked cat girl
- meanwhile Reimi (the smoking hot platonic friend from childhood™
gets kidnapped and anal probed by evil nazi scientists
- Nazi woman attempts to use the antimatter crystal, which goes critical
- Edge makes a break for it and goes to rescue Reimi. She slaps him because he sees her naked while rescuing her from a fate worse than death (seriously)
- You run towards your space ship, despite it having no power source since Edge gave up the antimatter crystal
- upon reaching your ship, you discover that Meracle's mysterious amulet™ is actually another antimatter Crystal that can power your ship
- you take off just in time to see the entire alternate Earth explode
- you fly back into the black hole and pop out where you started from
- Edge has the most cringe-worthy meltdown in the history of JRPG writing