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[Sparrowhawk]

Wow, that is specific. Thanks.

Yeah, maybe it means we'll get a May 5th release on Steam!
Or maybe I'm just being overly optimistic.

 

[Leona Lewis]

I think the only logical conclusion is that this is a countdown for the rumored Shenmue 1/2 remasters.

 

[spazchicken]

That's not even 8-bit.

 

[Wonder Peter]

Oh god I hope not. That would completely ruin all sense of immersion I'd actually have in the game, with how Bayonetta's hair powers work. I hope those dirty modders stick to the Elder Scrolls games.

Don't worry, if that happens just don't install them. Nobody forces you to do it, I don't like them either.

 

[Earthbound64]

Bayonetta for NES?
Might purchase.

 

[WordAssassin]

lewd

Wait

Wait

I

Is the back of her suit supposed to look like...

O:

 

[ArtHands]

That's not even 8-bit.

Its just the title. Like how Metal Gear Solid HD Collection is on Vita but it doesnt have HD resolution

 

[Crazy Diamond]

Playing this now. Cool that they released this. Hope Bayonetta comes to PC... PS3 and Wii U broke down when I was finally aware of how big Bayonetta was. Really want to play it someday. Need that Steam

Spoiler

or Switch

release. Edit: Just checked the second page. Well, there we go!!!!!!!!! Now we're talking!!!!!!!!!

 

[matrix-cat]

The thought of Bayonetta at resolutions above 720p, a solid framerate, no slowdown...

 

[PfantzyPantz]

Another(high score) does have a continuation and it leads here:

http://www.sega.com/14111219

 

[Starzonedge]

I'll take any reason to replay through both games for the fourth time.

Oh, nevermind. It's April Fool's. Dammit.

 

[Phrozenflame500]

aw shit

is it happening?

 

[iavi]

Announcement coming in 10 days. Bayonetta on Steam perhaps?

http://www.sega.com/14111219

Yeah, it's definitely coming. I wonder if it's one and two, or just one.

Lost World made it to Steam despite a deal w/ Nintendo

 

[Monocle]

This is dope.

 

[pislit]

10 days!!!!

 

[shandy706]

It looks awful, haha. I'm not sure I'd consider that a good troll.

Neat if the full games are coming.

 

[robotrock]

10 days!!!!

AHHHHHH

 

[Ridley327]

Yeah, it's definitely coming. I wonder if it's one and two, or just one.

Lost World made it to Steam despite a deal w/ Nintendo

Nintendo didn't pay Sonic Team to make that game.

 

[Dsyndrome]

10 days!!!!

Wait... why does yours say less than 10 days? Mine says 10 days, 14 hours, 38 minutes. Time zones shouldn't be affecting this.

 

[Blackage]

Guys get on the hype train, at the very least this means Sega is aware we want it on Steam :O

Hopefully this is a tease of things to come.

 

[Monocle]

I choose to interpret this and Bayonetta's inclusion in Smash 4 as confirmation that Bayonetta 3 is not out of the question.

 

[Dsyndrome]

Timezones are fucked up, who's got the real time???

 

[GhostTrick]

If this doesnt lead to Bayo release on Steam, I swear...

 

[guybrushfreeman]

I think the only logical conclusion is that this is a countdown for the rumored Shenmue 1/2 remasters.

I'll allow it

 

[Mifec]

If this doesnt lead to Bayo release on Steam, I swear...

Time to bet duckroll again, rick!

 

[kasrkinsquad]

I choose to interpret this and Bayonetta's inclusion in Smash 4 as confirmation that Bayonetta 3 is not out of the question.

Our best hope would be either major sales on the PC or a Siwrch port (that hopefully comes out asap preferably during the slow summer months) that sees major sales. Though good switch sales might make Nintendo wanna pay for a Bayo 3.

 

[IrishNinja]

this looks dope, installing

I'll allow it

same

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Yea, fuck good third party games being ported to modern hardware. Bayonetta should be stuck in 720p poo framerate land forever, cuz Alberto doesn't want it to be ported.

You might be a crazy person.

 

[HardRojo]

Not April Fool's related, but these still hurt:

 

[GhostTrick]

Time to bet duckroll again, rick!

Yeah... No. I can trust SE, heck, I can trust KT... But SEGA ? Not a chance.

 

[jett]

Not April Fool's related, but these still hurt:

We'll never know what was the meaning of that. Probably nothing. Unlike B2, we never had reports of MGR2 being in development.

 

[DMONKUMA]

You might be a crazy person.

I mean it's the similiar case to when people want some games ported over to their system of choice...it's the same instance of being thirsty. There is good reason why people want this.

 

[spazchicken]

Its just the title. Like how Metal Gear Solid HD Collection is on Vita but it doesnt have HD resolution

Oh ok.

 

[HardRojo]

We'll never know what was the meaning of that. Probably nothing. Unlike B2, we never had reports of MGR2 being in development.

Oh I know, still it was very depressing to learn it didn't mean shit for a second installment, I was really looking forward to it.

 

[Leona Lewis]

We'll never know what was the meaning of that. Probably nothing. Unlike B2, we never had reports of MGR2 being in development.

I'm 100% convinced that MGR2 was in early development, unexpectedly and unceremoniously shitcanned by heel-era Konami, and its scraps repurposed into what we thankfully know today as NieR: Automata.

 

[dragonfart28]

I'm glad I never really got into Bayonetta cuz that made this a tolerable April fool's joke.

 

[Menitta]

Aw sick! Bayonetta Amiibo trailer countdown!

Bayo 1 is probably gonna be on PC though. Cool for the people who didn't play it.

 

[Grief.exe]

This is so hype.

 

[David___]

I wonder if they're working on a Vanquidh port as well if they're gonna bother to release Bayonetta on Steam

 

[Pachael]

Staying tuned intensifies

 

[drotahorror]

Can we get an 8-bit Vanquish while you're at it SEGA?

 

[soheil]

Oh my god.I can't take this.Day zero if it turns out to be a real announcement.

 

[Bluth54]

Aw sick! Bayonetta Amiibo trailer countdown!

I would be cool with that since that means we would probably know when Super Smash Brothers for Switch comes out if we got that trailer.

 

[JaseC]

I wonder if they're working on a Vanquidh port as well if they're gonna bother to release Bayonetta on Steam

I don't doubt it. Vanquish is probably the most-requested game.

 

[guybrushfreeman]

I think we should add the PC port tease to the title. It seems pretty clear cut what it's hinting at right?

 

[AHA-Lambda]

Wait... so this isn't just a dumb April fools joke?

 

[Jawbreaker]

Neat. Would be nice to see it in 4k and with a locked frame rate.

 

[TSM]

This will be my Fifth purchase of Bayonetta if it actually happens:

360 - disc
360 - digital
PS3 - disc
Wii U - digital

Neat. Would be nice to see it in 4k and with a locked frame rate.

Even better would be an unlocked frame rate. 120 fps+ Bayonetta would be amazing.

 

[opricnik]

http://www.sega.com/14111219

This deserves own thread.

 

[TyrantGuardian]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. I'm really hoping the april's fools joke is that this isn't an april's fools joke.